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Goldeneye Gets a Makeover

Dude on toilet always chooses the wrong stall...

Oct. 6 2010

Posted by: Steve

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GoldenEye 007

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Oh god, the graphics are horrible.  I haven't been less excited for a game for a long time.

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this isn't Goldeneye, it's CoD with 007 skins.

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@This_Dude said:
" @subyman said:
" I miss pierce but the game looks great. "
Really?    Really?  ...really?  Really?  There's no way that you're serious.   Did I just get trolled?  I can't tell.  Really? "
Pierce was pretty damn good as bond.
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Edited By Mustard

duuuuude, spoilers!!!

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@Cybexx said:
" That is their 006 eh? I mean I guess it is hard to replace Sean Bean, but why? This game is so weird. "
I'm glad they didn't replace Sean Bean with Mr. Bean.
But how cool would Rowan Atkinson be as a Bond villain, eh? No Austin Powers yukking around, a real deal Bond villain.
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@subyman said:
" I miss pierce but the game looks great. "
Really?    Really? 
 
...really? 
 
Really? 
 
There's no way that you're serious.   Did I just get trolled?  I can't tell.  Really?
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No publisher wants to believe that a Bond adventure game where he flirts with women and orders caviar will sell.
I believe those publishers are wrong.
I believe Telltale can prove them wrong.

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@Silentsnake510 said:
" I love how the guy at the end has to remind us that this is indeed Goldeneye.... "
And he says it like he means it.  But the part I loved the most was near the start where they say this is Goldeneye for today.  Great stuff.
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This looks fucking terrible. I'm sorry but it just does.

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my constantly saying how amazing it is and how much people are going to remember it... that's just making me think it's being set up to fail harder...

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Everything looks decent except for the fact it's on the Wii. This would have been nice if it were on 360, PS3, and PC. With the CryEngine. Ha. Ha! HA HA HA HAAAA! Damn...
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Embarrassing... these developer pre release of game commentaries usually have at least something useful to say. But ANYONE can see through this fluff and just see it is a lame ass attempt at hyping a game. 
 
Choices... HA! If they are trying to sell the game on that then fail. Lots of weapons... HA! I'll stick with borderlands if I really give a shit about that kind of stuff.  
 
I think everyone knew this was a poor idea when they first announced it. 

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Well thanks for spoiling the game, assholes.

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@Th3_James said:
" Goldeneye source is much better than this from what ive seen "
it's too bad the community for GE source is practically dead now.  If you're lucky you'll find a game up and running with more then 4 players.
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I love how the guy at the end has to remind us that this is indeed Goldeneye....

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It's shocking to me how the folks who are made to do this just don't seem to know that they're saying the exact same things every other developer that's ever made a Bond game - or just a FPS - has said. 
 
"We really make you feel like Bond. No, really this time." 
 
"The experience is defined by choice. Like, you can choose who you shoot first." 
 
It's embarrassing. I hope it was scripted, not because that would make it better but then at least it wouldn't be their fault. I hope you made a good shooter, guys, and I'm looking forward to playing it, but don't pretend you've revolutionized the industry by remaking a N64 game. That's insulting.

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@Tesla said:
" Do these guys really think they are offering anything new?  What separates Bond from other games is choice...the choice to either shoot or shoot with silenced weapons.  That is neither a choice or anything new.  "
Yeah but they have what they call "boss" characters in this game. 
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Goldeneye source is much better than this from what ive seen

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Replacing Brosnan with Craig I could kinda forgive for the sake of trying to mesh this in to current Bond canon for people unfamiliar with earlier films, but why the hell is everybody else completely different? This game seems to be moving in a direction that's about as interesting as the background for the first interviewee.

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That is their 006 eh? I mean I guess it is hard to replace Sean Bean, but why? This game is so weird.

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Pants

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So sad

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Do these guys really think they are offering anything new?  What separates Bond from other games is choice...the choice to either shoot or shoot with silenced weapons.  That is neither a choice or anything new. 

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@MysteriousBob: The majority of viewers of these videos don't comment at all; they could LOVE this.
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It just doesn't look that pretty, and no one is talking up a control scheme change or anything.  Pass.

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Hahahaha exactly

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Who keeps deciding to post these? Its pretty obvious from the comments that nobody is really looking forward to this game.

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I miss pierce but the game looks great.

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You know its not a James bond game unless there is a wetsuit involved. I also love that you can literally disarm and kill a person easily.

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 Where's Boromir?

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so I heard it has lots of weapons

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LOL

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Cool