Jansplained/Jessplained: Kingdom Hearts

That was a real Jeff G. sigh from Jan at the start there

It's so beautiful, thank you for this gift

oh i can't wait to be annoyed by how wrong everyone but me is about KH lore!

edit: or it turns into something else completely.

Ah, can't wait to hear the Lore Reasons behind this!

@ozzie: still a threat

The Bouncer, available now.

I just have to say that the songtitle "Simple and Clean" has extreme "It put´s the lotion in the basket" energy. Everytime i hear or read it, it makes me a little uncomfortable. I have no idea why ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oooh I can't wait to give this a watch! The Jan/Jesssplained for Silent Hill 1 was a real treat, I imagine this'll be just as good.

speaking as noted non-pervert, this video was filthy and i love all of you.

and jesus that lucy kermit voice was tremendous.

Grubb is NOT happy about this.

I work in an ED and walking by our social worker heard that she was on phone hold with the music being Dearly Beloved. Couldn't believe what I was hearing.

This is the lore dive that Kingdom Hearts deserves. I loved the presentations for Silent Hill and this is a fun extension. I don't think it needs to be weekly series, but it's a fun treat for topical events or special occasions.

DOGSTREET!!

The Bouncer really needs to be revamped and become even more like Kingdom Hearts by crossing over with other famous bouncers like Dalton from Roadhouse and...a third famous bouncer.

These are the residents of DOG STREET

Cool S tier content right here

Honestly top tier content

Wtf did I just watch lol

The app keeps telling me the video hasn't finished encoding on the site so I can't download it (at any resolution). For a lot of videos they only download in HD but this one has no options at all.

I suggest everyone go listen to the Waypoint podcast series "Lore Reasons" for the true kingdom hearts breakdown. It's like 50 hours long and very funny.

@alistercat: I don't care about KH, and I thought that series was hilarious. Zero amount of information about the actual series stuck, and I might know LESS about Kingdom Hearts now!

Can Tam and Lucy join full-time at this point? That would be a heck of a crew.

I know nothing about KH, but Jess's winged eyeliner was on point.

The multiplicity of man!

Jess, Tam & Lucy; It's been nice having you on this site, best of luck in your future endeavors.

Jan, you need to stop.

@janman , are you sure the fit of sneezes and nose-blowing sounds weren't a part of your beautiful unpreparedness, in which you REALLY WERE prepared and planned it out with your partner to emphasize the comedic unpreparedness that you had for this? I think so... you make lore as deep and twisted as Kingdom Hearts, I understand now. Multiplicity of Jan...

Can we PLEASE get that slide as a downloadable wallpaper????!?!?!?!?!!!

Jess, this slideshow is a work of art. It truly captures Kingdom Hearts with the appropriate amount of gravitas. It is the Zettaflare of presentations.

WHERES BEN

The lore of this game is like hearing someone else’s fever-dream secondhand

quick. say bits and bobs again.

Now I know everything worth knowing about Kingdom Hearts, thanks!

Funny animals.

jan!!! the hee hoo im evil girl is larxene!!! marluxia is the pink haired guy!!!!! cancelling my sub immediately

I went and started listening to these and they really are fantastic. Nothing so succinctly sums up Kingdom Hearts' whole deal like Natalie saying "Anyway, so Cloud is here."

I would love to have Jan's slides made available so I can present them to my stupid friends who don't get KH

As a victim of Kingdom Hearts related trauma since my early teens and continuing into my adult life, I suffer from flashbacks and general anxiety whenever news about the series is released. I want to thank the crew for this video, which certainly helped me categorize my pain by giving me some tools I desperately needed to deal with this lore that has darkened my thoughts for so many years.

I really enjoyd this. Kingdom Hearts has never been more clear!