Ladies Love Cool Mike In This Alpha Protocol Trailer

I was hoping for a bit more stealth.....

" I have a  sneaking suspicion that this game will be rubbish.  Unfortunate, really. "

" I just wanted to hear a good Will Arnett "MICHAEL!!" in there. "

So who's the main character again?  I couldn't quite catch the name.

His name is Thorton. Mr. Agent Michael "Mike" "Darling" Thorton.
He is a pretty cool gun and doesn't afraid of anything.

I have a  sneaking suspicion that this game will be rubbish.
 
Unfortunate, really.

I so wanted this game to be good, but..
HE IS THE GUN.
 
It HAS TO BE ;)

" His name is Special Agent Francis Micheal Thorton, but you can call him Micheal. "

lol

Agreed. If a bit buggy :P "

" So wait, who was he? Martin? "

What the fuck is this? 
 I'm sorry Obsidian, but some of Alpha Protocol's trailers are pretty cool, however this trailer isn't anyone's time. I really hope this game is good. 

THEY HAVE SPACE MICHAEL!

Somewhere out there a real dude named Micheal Thorton has posted this video on his facebook.

His name is Special Agent Francis Micheal Thorton, but you can call him Micheal.

Okay, I'm totally interested in this game now.

" Shepard. "

What was his name again? Roberto? Robert? Bob or something I think?

The thumbnail for the video is very misleading.  I saw it and exclaimed "MIKE HORN ENDURANCE RUN!"  But lo. I was disappointed.

I don't understand why they show their PS2-explosions in like all trailers. 
 
So fucking ugly.

Shepard.

Guys, I don't like to brag.

"Who are you!"
"See the gun? That's who I am."
 
So... He's the gun? Is this supposed to be some Bionic Commando shit?

" Good trailer and it should be a pretty good game.  I like the developer and trust in them since their past work has been great. "

Mike can eat it.

Gangsta!

Well, this is going to suck.

Me oh my, I have never heard my name so many times in the span of 1 and a half minutes. 
 
But seriously, what?

Good trailer and it should be a pretty good game.  I like the developer and trust in them since their past work has been great.

Can't say I liked that trailer very much.

I hope someday Obsidian makes a game that isn't just a worse version of something Bioware already put out.

I LOVE this trailer!

OSCAR MIKE THORNTON!

Very nice trailer. I'm pretty excited for this game.

" Michael's got a pretty expressionless doll-parts kind of face. Maybe they should have given that guy a little more character? "

Push the button, Gordon!

Michael's got a pretty expressionless doll-parts kind of face. Maybe they should have given that guy a little more character?

You know I thought Steven Seagal had topped the worst liners ever list with the whole  'blood bank' thing but seriously 'Look at the gun, that's me'.  Like what is actually even happening in the mind of the writer there

I now hate this game.

I guess you cant play as a girl unless the girl is name michael

Wtf is this? A modern Mass Effect ripoff with more focus on sneaking?

" @Detrian said:

" I wonder how hard this game will suck. "

it won't suck at all, it's already being reviewed in the mid 80's range. "

thorton.

I just wanted to hear a good Will Arnett "MICHAEL!!" in there.

" I wonder how hard this game will suck. "