Microsoft Unboxes an Xbox One Three Months Early

Hey, at least it comes with a headset.

Pretty sure he never said game. I believe the word was: exclusive.

Fuck I hate massive Xbox power bricks... Also, is this first model gonna have fans as loud as my early 360 which I don't even play anymore because it is louder than my dishwasher?

It's probably more to do with the complaints about using a Kinect for in game chat, the biggest problem being room noise. It's bad enough listening t some 12 year old bitch and moan without hearing their mum telling them to tidy their room.

@hubrisranger: lol, I asked myself the same thing.

Is he screaming to my grandmother?

Ooooh! A STICKER! Yay?

It's unfortunate that you actually believe you are any more safe with the PS4 than the Xbox. If a government orginization wants to keep an eye on you, Sony will cooperate. Also, stop using the internet and throw away that cell phone, Mr. Privacy.

"the power brick" seriously? do they not have a real name for that and not just a derogatory term? So they know that everyone hates that.

Wow. That box IS gorgeous.

And a capacitive button?!

I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE! ESPECIALLY ON A PLAYSTATION 3!!!

I hate major larry so much...

Time to "bad boy": 17 seconds. Not bad.

Amazing!

It comes with an on/off switch!

Nice to see they keep throwing more stuff in the box as time goes on. All they need to add now is a PS4, and I'm sold.

@mmslayer: lol Great!

Well, Microsoft is confirmed as the first company to closely work with the NSA. Sony is Japanese, I live in Europe, why would they give my data away? They are the safer bet.

Doesn't he know the box is a palace? The most sacred thing in any unboxing, yet he just tosses it like common trash.

man big ass box

Not sure exactly what it is, but this guy is almost intolerably annoying.

i dont buy it. seems like fake enthusiasm.

You're telling me the guy who works and represents Microsoft and Xbox is only pretending to be excited about this product? Why would he do such a thing?!

@rm082e said:

@paulunga said:

now I want all XBO games to run at 1080p at a rocksolid 60fps and I'm happy.

Yeah... not likely.

That "day one 2013" logo in the middle on the controller looks really damn lame.

Man, I thought they got rid of the brick.

Damn, even the consoles are super sized in 'merica! That thing is huge!

I like that they did something like this but the thing still holds zero appeal to me. Pay wall for any online features, costs way too much, and most of all there's no games on it that I want to play.

Welp, awesome to see that they decided to change their mind on not including a head set.

With all the changes in policy Microsoft is doing, next thing you'll hear is that they're making Kinect Optional and releasing a $400 edition.

(I highly doubt this will happen, but they also previously stated that the headset was not included, so who knows!)

no thanks Herb or Hyrb or however you spell it. I'll pass this time. Maybe if there was 2 stickers :D

are you ready yeah take a look at thissss

Who even watches TV anymore? Look at that mess on the back. Just give me power, A/V, and Ethernet. This is no longer a game console.

It is not about that. It is a matter of that they wanted to strip us of our shit, and tried to do so as well. - If Sony decides to do so, I'll immediately sell my PS4.

In Sweden, where I live, the government need good reasons before infringing on our privacy. - Also, I don't own a cell phone. #Pwned :3

so we do have a headset included...what was all the hubbub over?

Oh shit. You just got "Pwned". And on the Internet, too (that makes it way more painful, I hear).

my hate for major nelson out weighs my curiosity or excitement

Awesome! a POWER BRICK!! To think, I was busy sitting here wondering where I wasn't going to have to put that

@rm082e said:

@paulunga said:

now I want all XBO games to run at 1080p at a rocksolid 60fps and I'm happy.

I know. I fucking know. 30 FPS is not enough!!! Goddamned CoD.

So this means that Microsoft is basically ready to ship the XONE and are probably just waiting for Sony to announce a release date so they can pull a dick move and release earlier.

Its been a while since I watched the Shopping Channel...

Open the box, immediately discard the kinect like the packing materials and inserts.

That's a huge bitch!

Marked in history forever, civilization will know at one moment in time Major Nelson need to take shit with some urgency.

This is what put you over the edge? Where the heck have you been?

Oh god damn it capacitive power buttons again...

calling it early?

For some reason I felt like I was watching the knife show during this unboxing. Majornelson just kinda gave off that vibe...

This business of MS playing catch-up is kinda pitiful. Not that I won't get one, but it will be after I get a PS4 and a Wii-U....maybe.

Also, that "Day One" logo may as well be stamped on a fedora.

Cool, but now I want to see one for PS4 as well. Man, I'm also going to have to find somewhere to put that Kinect.

Thank God, this will hold me over till I get an adapter for my Astros.

That was awkaward. I think I prefer a neckbeard hambeast youtube unboxing instead.

It sorta sounds like the Mario Brothers 1UP sound to me, Vanilla Ice style.