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Oh Dear God This Rambo Trailer

Holy shit, you guys. Hoooooolly shit.

Nov. 5 2013

Posted by: Alex

In This Episode:

Rambo: The Video Game

384 Comments

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Is this a joke?

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@dj_lars: only joke is fact that its taken this long for someone make another Rambo game

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I'm pretty sure that when the jeep blew up, the other soldiers all spontaneously combusted at the very same time. I'm 22 and I've never seen a Rambo film, do people even know who this is today? Seems like a lot of time and money could have been invested into something much better.

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Hot street trash. Love the helicopter clipping through the ground at 1:14.

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If they turn this into a typing game, count me in.

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This will be the best quick look ever.

Agreed

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Edited By glots
@rothbart said:

I'm 22 and I've never seen a Rambo film, do people even know who this is today?

Fourth Rambo came out at 2008 (and was a pretty great action flick), so I guess some might, even if it really wasn't a success. The game looks like hot garbage in any case, though...but hopefully will serve as some great QL material.

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@mrgtd: And even that kill is kind of an accident.

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Year of the Ram Bow.

This is someone's cue to photoshop a ram holding a bow.

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wtf am i seeimg????

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Guess they're gonna have to stretch the kill count for First Blood to make it a game.....?

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It's nice to see Hope (the city in First Blood and also near my hometown) so lovingly rendered.

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Pew Pew Boom Stab

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So is this based on the Rambo dream sequence from UHF?

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In for the Gamefly. The perfect dumb game for a dead April.

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Is it me, or does the game look like one giant turret sequence?

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I'm In.

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This will be the game that ends up being so bad it's awesome.

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Sold.

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is it April 1st already?

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The quick look of this will be glorious.

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The size of his heaaaaaadd!!!

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Yeeesh... Pretty bad timing with the trailer, putting it out right after the latest CoD and BF games have been released.

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Majestic

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quick look fodder, looks hilarious

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So I am sitting here watching this, and going "Well, at least it follows the plot to the fi--" then Rambo mercilessly guns down like, eight sheriff's deputies.

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This looks like a port of the arcade game, which is awesome as an arcade game. Not sure how well it would translate to a controller, though.

Seriously, though, that arcade cabinet is the shiiiiiiit. Played it at Dave & Buster's in Denver this past July.

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Whaaaaaa?

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Adriaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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cant wait for the Burma dlc :)

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ENDURANCE RUN 2014

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Is all combat auto-aim? This looks hilariously bad, can't wait for the quicklook.

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This looks like awesome hot dog shit.

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I wonder if I'll ever get that "Rhinestone" Stallone game I've been waiting on?

Looks totally possible now!

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FUCK! seriously, WHAT THE FUCK? this might actually be the one game better than brothers.

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aww come on! At least have the fourth movie included, with the badass scene from the ending.

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There are no words for how bad this looks.

I'll be severely disappointed if this doesn't get a Quick Look upon its release.

ditto.

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Sorry @brad here is another game that is taking a spot from Brothers for 10 best games this year.

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Class i havnt watch First Blood for about 20 years got it on vhs somewhere

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Glad to see the N64 is finally getting some attention again.

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Oh wow

Never new that this was about to exist and when the title screen for first blood: part 2 came up.. just wow^^

I hope this will be a short short endurance run or a long quicklook or whatever - I wanna see the whole crew play this together, on cam :)

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Again, explain to me why did the Blood Dragon folks did not get contacted about creating this game?

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Throwing a man over a desk? Fine.

Shooting hundreds in the face? Alright.

Playing archery with sheriffs as target? Okay.

Pulling a man out of the helicopter and making him fall three feet? That's stepping over the line...

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I WANT THOSE PREORDER PACK IN FIGURES OH MY GOD! D:

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What the... what did I just watch? Is this real life?

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That looks awful.

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Nothing is over! Nothing! You just don't turn it off! It wasn't my war! You asked me, I didn't ask you! And I did what I had to do to win! But somebody wouldn't let us win! And I come back to the world and I see all those maggots at the airport, protesting me, spitting. Calling me baby killer and all kinds of vile crap! Who are they to protest me? Who are they? Unless they've been me and been there and know what the hell they're yelling about!

- John Rambo to the haters

lol