325 Comments
Posted by claudius

Man, I really liked Everything or Nothing.

Posted by LibrorumProhibitorum

Fort Knox was surprisingly unprotected. I mean isn't the real Fort Knox's security so tight that you'll be killed by something before you even get close to getting inside? If the enemy removed all that junk then you've got a really stupid enemy.

Posted by Brazzle

@claudius said:

Man, I really liked Everything or Nothing.

Me. Too. Is it weird that I'm surprised to hear that Jeff liked it? That game was rad.

Posted by Kijutsu

Call of 007?

Posted by Glottery

Oh wow...watched the "Of Orcs and Men" QL earlier than I had planned and almost thought about doing the same with this, but...that duration! This one I'll have to save for later.

Posted by fuzzy510

"Don't like jets? Don't eat."

Man, I love this place.

Posted by fitzcarraldo

One hundred and forty billion dollars! Ten times what's in Kentucky. Fort Knox? HA! It's for tourists!

Posted by MachoFantastico

Remember liking one or two of the James Bond games on PS2, can't remember if it was Nightfire or what.

Posted by Vextroid

Didn't look too bad to me. It's like the Wii Goldeneye but with a huger twist of CoD which is a bit of shame. It's also coming to PC so hopefully it will be available for like 30bucks of GMG or some such. Looking at the comments I'm glad to see a lot of people see Everything or Nothing as the amazing game it is. Still waiting for the spiritual successor to it. Blood Stone was sort of on the right track but I'm guess how well goldeneye sold on Wii the "The FPS Bond" seems to be the right Bond in the eyes of Activisions sales team.

Posted by TruthTellah

This was a great Quick Look.

"NYAAAHHHH!"

"Daniel, how bout another take?"

"NGHHYYYAAHHH!!"

Posted by PokeIkzai

I had forgotten all about Everything or Nothing... that game was a freaking blast. Too bad this one is so crappy.

Posted by Morden2261

Whenever this hits twenty bucks I think I'll pick it up. Seems serviceable for a bit of Bond nostalgia.

Posted by Matoyak

"If you and I were Bond fans, we'd be like, 'This is disgusting!'"

A-yup. :/ This is p-retty gross. :/

Posted by Baal_Sagoth

I'm glad at least someone remembered the famous six-armed-Bond scene.

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Edited by jayjonesjunior

truly a disgrace.

SPOILER

the gold is green.

Posted by Laini

I'm kinda digging this. Bit worrying at first but good to see it's not 100% shooting. Maybe 95% shooting. Though I agree with Jeff, there's so much more you could do with a Bond game it's a real shame no-one is interested in trying.

Posted by AndyAce83

Your knowledge of Bond movies are astonishingly bad to be reviewing a Bond game. Was there no one with more knowledge in the GB staff?

Posted by Tober

That guy had martyrdom... Mwahah!!

Posted by dropabombonit

I'm with Jeff, they need to stop chasing Goldeneye. Everything or Nothing was okay on PS2 and at least 3rd person

Posted by algertman

Naughty Dog could make a cool James Bond. They could just do Uncharted and make it a little more stealth based.

Posted by ExtraSuperDanks

this doesnt look all that bad.....mehh

Posted by darkest4

"I'm inducing rem sleep over here". Hilarious quicklook. Jeff + Vinny best combo.

Game looks pretty shit, so shit that they were able to have lots of fun making fun of it.

Edited by vinsanityv22

Five minutes in and Jeff, rightfully, calls out Everything or Nothing as the best Bond game.

Holy Shit! There's a game reviewer out there who gets it!

This will be a greet Quick Look. Trash this cheap, unfinished Call of Duty clone, Jeff & Vinny! Btw, does Activision know that Casino Royale was a reboot, and was Bond's FIRST mission? Flashing back to the previous movies as Daniel Craig's Bond makes no sense whatsoever. The ONLY mission's he's been on were Casino Royale, Quantum of Solace and Skyfall (and if you want to count the video games, than Blood Stone and MAYBE the Goldeneye remake, if you want to move that into current continuity). They should have just done everything as "period pieces", and let you play as the different Bonds.

EDIT: Gotta love the exchange at 35 minutes in. "You killed my clone army!" -- "That's racist" -- "Is it? They all look the same to me". lmfao

Posted by BonOrbitz

@hedfone said:

...James Bond

Or "Lames" Bond by the looks of this game.

Posted by LonelySpacePanda
Posted by DigTheDoug

Probably the best QL in months. Not since Roscoe and Big Jeffery have I been this entertained.

Posted by Devil240Z

is it me or is jeff talking alot of shit recently? I mean what the fuck is he talking about. most bond games are third person shooters. there are only a few times where they have tried to make a goldeneye repeat.

I feel like jeff has been making alot of mountains out of mole hills.

Posted by Nuklear

@AndyAce83 said:

Your knowledge of Bond movies are astonishingly bad to be reviewing a Bond game. Was there no one with more knowledge in the GB staff?

Jeff and Vinny aren't reviewing the game. Quick Looks are not reviews. Furthermore, your premise is flawed. You don't have to know shit about the source material to have opinions about a video game.

Also, holy Jesus, did they put actual Call of Duty assets into the UI for this game? It's fucking ridiculous.

Posted by Huey2k2

I guess if you are into generic CoD clones you might like this.

Personally I have been over CoD for two or three years now, so I want nothing to do with CoD clones.

Posted by InvaderSkooj

Vinny apologizing at the end for dragging them into the fort was hilarious.

Posted by JackOhara

this looks so uninspired and lame

Posted by MeatSim

Eat it Call of Duty soldiers! James Bond can carry 3 weapons you can only carry 2.

Edited by Duffyside

I was an hour and ten minutes into this Quick Look, wanted to rewind ten seconds, whole video craps out on me, ignores its previous load, and now I have to reload the whole thing just to watch the last ten minutes.

Boo Gamespot video player! Boooo! Your users might not care about your crappy videos, but I love Giant Bomb's crappy videos!

Posted by Vegetable_Side_Dish

wow its fucking call of duty

Posted by MjHealy

From Russia With Love was good fun. This, however, does not seem to be. Bummer?

Posted by Duffyside

Hey, look at that. I came back after finishing Dishonored, tried to fast-forward to the part I left off at, and the whole thing crapped-out yet again. Guess I'll reload... this... hour and twenty minute Quick Look.

Y'know, usually I love long Quick Looks, but maybe they should keep them under an hour until we get a real video player?

Posted by TheHakku

Boy, there's a hell of a lot of team killing going on.

Edited by Duffyside

Hahaha, three times in a row! Ok, I'm not giving up.

Edit: Yes I am. I'll use youtube streaming.

Posted by zombiesatemycereal
@AndyAce83: Quick looks are reviews now?
Posted by Example1013

Call of Duty Black Ops 1.5

Posted by SatelliteOfLove

"Objective complete: you immediately do exactly what's told of you to do onscreen like a trained monkey"

Posted by BlackPeople

Looks like ketchup on a hotdog (looks bad).

Posted by BlackPeople

Why would older James Bond characters be the new Daniel Craig Bond? Do the people who made this game not realize that James Bond is just a code name passed down to different elite agents over a period of time?

Posted by MrMiyagi

@BlackPeople said:

Why would older James Bond characters be the new Daniel Craig Bond? Do the people who made this game not realize that James Bond is just a code name passed down to different elite agents over a period of time?

Movie tie ins. That's why.

Posted by PlaydohCutter

@SomeJerk Very good point sir.

Posted by shep9toes

Oh god im tired of that esports commercial

Posted by Slaegar
@BlackPeople said:

Looks like ketchup on a hotdog (looks bad).

I like your style.
Posted by BigBoss1911

@jayspadez said:

007 games have been a major let down..the last good one was golden eye....

i guess u can say 007 is the sonic the hedgehog of first person shooters

Idk, nightfire and agent under fire were pretty good. The EA 3rd person bond was great too.

Posted by Winternet

007 Legends redefines the meaning of "quick". Jesus Christ, 1h20m.

Edited by AndyAce83

@Nuklear said:

@AndyAce83 said:

Your knowledge of Bond movies are astonishingly bad to be reviewing a Bond game. Was there no one with more knowledge in the GB staff?

Jeff and Vinny aren't reviewing the game. Quick Looks are not reviews. Furthermore, your premise is flawed. You don't have to know shit about the source material to have opinions about a video game.

Also, holy Jesus, did they put actual Call of Duty assets into the UI for this game? It's fucking ridiculous.

First of, LANGUAGE! You dont have to use profanities, sailor! Secondly, it may not be build up like a review (with a conclusion and star rating) but they are clearly stating their opinion again and again. It got 2 stars, and this video gives no impression otherwise.

Secondly, the more one knows about a franchise the better their talk will be. This video was just ranting gibberish and nonsense. It would have been nice to hear someone with something intelligent to say, not just singing the theme song and laughing nonsensically.