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Posted by Codariocalyx

Germans
Posted by CaptainTightPants

Sounds like a weird game

Posted by rflx

Ships were so extreme they broke the video.

Posted by Renegadegd

if only it played..

Edited by phrosnite

Broken...

Posted by mustachioeugene

Slam a mountain dew and get on your X-treme battleshiiiiiiip!

Posted by DaBuddaDa

Brrrrroked

Edited by roguehallow

First!  Finally!
 
Oh, wait.  Sixth.  I can't count.
 
 
UPDATE: Yeah, sunroof.

Edited by Joker369

to the extreme

Posted by pepsipat1

I blame the rap music...
Posted by hedfone

beat boxing!

Posted by Brake

Stream fixed! Ship time!

Posted by Blandford

Welcome to the world of PC gaming - Valve, Blizzard and ship simulators.
Oh, also some East-European horror games.

Posted by Moo

Will there be an Ark of Noah?
And battleships, and army bath ducks, and wales, and blubmarines?
Wah there are like a thousand cool boats you could think of. 
I can't wait, this could be such an exciting title! :D

Posted by bongzilla

YESS, I love me some Dave Snider..

Edited by Shibbles

I have been stoked for this since the picture went up on Ryan's Twitter. Let's do this.
 
And dear god, the end reminds me of that horrid snowboarding game. "Yo bros, what if one day it snowed in San Francisco."
 
Edit: Glad that Dave caught it.

Edited by myslead

i was hoping for a quicklook of this when I saw the trailer of the game in here lol

Posted by MysteriousBob

I honestly can't tell the difference in the voices of Vinny and Dave.

Posted by scarace360

AWWW YA MAN ALL THAT WATER  AND ALL THEM BOATS AND ALL THAT GOOD NESS.

Edited by Grissefar

Take it to the MAX! EXTREEEEMSAH style. Quick Look.

Posted by bybeach

Oh we're moving!...........O hooooooo..............no speed up time..
Posted by Cincaid

This brings me back to a certain train simlulator QL!

Posted by Atomasist

This looks extreme...

Posted by KamikazeCaterpillar

Hold on I gotta grab an Mtn Dew.

Posted by Hadoken101

So extreme......

Posted by KaosAngel

sleep

Posted by natetodamax

"Were you playing on my drumset?" 
 
"No" 
 
"Why are you all sweaty then?" 
 
"I was watching the Ship Simulator Extremes Quick Look"

Posted by alsnuts2

My initials are on the side of the enemy boat. Ill probably sue.

Posted by djm323

Damn look at that water

Edited by DukeTogo

I'm bummed that this wasn't as fleshed-out as i expected.  No people on the vessels, buggy graphics, limited interaction.  Maybe after some people start modding it.
 
It finally snowed in San Francisco, Jonny Mosely's dream came true.
 

Posted by zombie2011

this should be good.

Posted by wickedgame69

how you guys so quick on posting lol

Posted by ZmillA

has anyone said that tim hortons is all over the north eastern part of the states yet?

Posted by QuSpec

When is the GOTY edition coming?

Posted by BulletproofMonk

SImulators suck.

Posted by MeatSim

Now we can simulate Jeff and Ryan riding the ferry to work.

Posted by NickDynmo

Is it weird that I could swear the first thing Ryan said was not "Hey folks", but "I hate boats"?

Posted by BoomSnapClap13

Holy shit this looks boring as hell, without some fast boats and huge waves whats the point?

Posted by buzz_killington

EXTREME!!!!

Posted by TurboMan

Wonder if it snowed in San Francisco.

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Posted by fox01313

Wow the greenpeace campaign on this sounds overtly dramatic & it was ripped out of the captain planet cartoon.    
 
So if you have a firehose & a pump going to the water below the boat, can't they just use the hose to propel the boat faster? Love the wonky boat clippling hilarity. Plus OMG GHOSTS DRIVING THE BOATSSSS!?!!?!
 
Games like this remind me vividly of one of the MST3k episodes with lots of ships & taunts of icebergs around every corner waiting to kill the helpless boat. 
 
BTW we totally need Tim Hortons in the southern/western part of the US. I like Dunkin Donuts but would love to try Tim Hortons food/coffee but currently located in TX which is a little far from Canada.

Posted by Jonnyflash80

zzzzzZZZZ... wha... huh? What just happened?
 
Whoah that was EXTREMES!

Posted by Mowgers

This game is so x-treem I just shat myself. 
 
These boats are so hardcore.

Posted by mcdrew77

Are there enemy Helicopters? That would be extreme.

Posted by NoXious

Goddamn Greenpeace always screwing up hard working Dutch polluters!
And yes we all wear wooden shoes.

Posted by Nadafinga

Who plays this stuff?

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Posted by Shibbles

I demand an endurance run of this, where Dave spends the entire time by himself looking for Steve Zissou and the Leopard shark.

Posted by WeepingWillow
Jeff: "Sink the boat" 
Ryan: "I can't sink the fuckin' boat!"
Posted by Crono

Almost as good as Paint Drying Extreme but not nearly as good as Amish Buggy Extreme.

Edited by Spiritof

I was all, like, arms crossed and close minded about Ship Simulator Extremez.
 
Then Ryan was all, like, "U can sailz as teh Rainbow Warrare".
 
Then I was all, like, "Christopher Cross?".
 
Then there was love.