284 Comments
Posted by Erik

Maybe this will be an hour long...

Posted by Pie

Awesome, pure awesome

Edited by Blair

Tell me a story Vinny, Jeff and Ryan.
 
40+ minutes for 5.99?
 
Do the math, this can only be amazing.
 
This is quickly becoming one of my favourite Quick Looks.

Edited by Shifty_Mcfly

MST3K for books, where will it end!

Posted by Dynamitekyle

Oh lawd. 40 mins? Amazingness.

Posted by Wes899

I give thanks for the amount of quick looks this week.

Posted by White

40min of boredom and felonies? *sits down*

Edited by Azteck

ENDURANCE RUN. MAKE IT HAPPEN.

Posted by Griddler

I agree with Jeff this pace is unbearable

Posted by Blitzy

I'm only 6 minutes into this and I'm laughing my ass off.
I cannot stop!

Posted by twillfast

"That's not the bookcase."
 
This was a blast! Some brilliant quotes about "mommy's magic toy" and "fuck your hospitality bitch".
=D

Posted by CannibalFerox

Where's Fox News on this shit?

Posted by Driadon

THAT'S NOT THE BOOKCASE!

Posted by cannedstingray

Don't all gypsies have sex with cows and keep "mommies magic toys" on the mantle??  if not my home movies are worth a fortune.....
Posted by DeadFish

THAT'S NOT THE BOOKCASE!

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Posted by Hector

I actually fell asleep!

Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff

5 minutes in and this is already a hilarious Quick Look.

Posted by TaccyP

Thanksgiving Quick Look ftw!

Posted by jorojoserojas

Trading that cow for Jeff Bagwell has got to be one of the best trades my Astros ever made.

Posted by Darkstar614

Jeff's comment about the Trix was awesome.

Posted by GeekDown

This Quick Look made me sleepy...I'm gonna go take a nap now.

Posted by MjHealy

This will be.... awesome

Posted by lightsoda

Oh man, totally fell asleep during this.

Posted by JJOR64

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT!

Posted by 2Yewtz

Mystery Science Quick Look 3000.

Posted by phrosnite

Man, when I think about it, Jack and the Beanstalk is an awful story. OMG!

Posted by AllenGeralt

THAT'S NOT THE BOOKCASE!

Edited by Ventilaator

At first I was like WTF, how did they manage to get 40 minutes out of this...
 
 
HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE STORY OH MY GOD THAT STORY IS SO HORRIBLE..... :'(
 
Seriously, has anyone ever heard this version of the story before? Where he goes back 3 times just to steal some shit?

Posted by Slickyz

Hahahaha, this is too funny, that cow is hilarious!!

Edited by MjHealy

"Game ogre".
 
I hate myself for laughing at that.

Posted by Baggykins

Kill, Steal, Lie and take advantage of hospitality. 
This is the recipe for happiness. 
This will be a changing day in your life

Posted by Rhaknar

apology accepted ryan :P

Posted by Rallier

Jack is fucking gangster.

Posted by Irish87

This might be the turkey talking... but, I love you Ryan!

Posted by Hamst3r

Raugh!

Posted by NoXious

Six beans from the man, six golden coins and six axe chops - to kill an Ogre. 666.

WHAT IS THIS GAME TEACHING?!

Posted by CharlesAlanRatliff

Just finished. This is a really fucked up story. That poor, nice woman will never see her husband again.

Posted by Sjupp

Man, this shit is hilarious.

Posted by Bigandtasty

Wrong it's, wrong it's!

Posted by Draco9898

Cow looks like Jeff, getting kinda scared now. Get out of this story Jeff! You're not a cow!

Posted by Kamikaze_Tutor

I prefer the version where Jack and his mother eat the beans and explode into gibs.

Posted by R0nnNL

That was some downright funny shit! Also, what a horrible story! I didn't remember the original story having so much bad morale.

Posted by Asembo

I bet Brad would have found a way to die in this game.

Posted by RobotHamster

SPOILER!! The cow is the father!

Posted by bekern

FUCK YOUR MILK

Edited by Myomoto

Pretty cool concept, but damn the morals of the story are fuck'd up. I remember a time when fairy tales were about teaching kids to act nice or get eaten by bears.
 
Edit: Also, that's not the bookcase.

Posted by XXL_Bomb

Jack and the Beanstalk is disturbing... It's wrong on so many levels.

Posted by enemymouse

woah, is that Morrigan's voice?

Posted by HatKing

Jack and the Beanstock, a story for future convicts.
Posted by Sarumarine

"Fuck your hospitality, bitch!"  
Can the next Grand Theft Auto be a Jack and the Beanstalk setting? Jack has all the skills necessary.