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Posted by Jiub

So dead!

Posted by Soap

Oh snap!

Posted by LassieME

Nice!

Posted by Joeyoe31

Oh man!

Posted by oatz

woo

Posted by Thor_Molecules

Hell yes, looks of the quick variety!

Edited by ElixirBronze

The girl in the intro had a wii remote in her hand instead of a gun in the original.

Posted by alphanull

missed it.

Posted by BlaineBlaine

God damn this game was good.

Posted by sungahymn

Rawr.

Posted by Zanny

Hell yea Hobo with a Shotgun! That movie is awesomely bad! :D

Posted by shinluis

Twelveth!

Posted by MediaJunky

If you want an easy goregasm...you need to upgrade and use the shotgun. Large reticule makes for easy combos.

Edited by 234r2we232

WET did grindhouse 200% better. Just sayin'. Soundtrack was better too :D

I remember playing the original HotD games in the arcade and on my Dreamcast. Not sure I would ever want to revisit them now, or any lightgun game. With that said, I'm sure zombie shooting felt way more satisfying in those games than this one. These guys die like they're not even zombies.

Patrick seemed to have fun spending most of the video extensively repeating the stuff that Ryan already said.

Posted by EoinMason

I am actually really excited about. The Wii version is one of the most underrated in its catalogue so a HD version sounds great to me.

Posted by Masha2932

I love the self censorship feature.That was a great touch by the developers.

Posted by Stingraymond

I'm a wizard and this looks fucked up house of the dead-style.

Posted by ImBigInJapan

It's 'Lucio Fulci', not 'Fulcio Luci'

Posted by Scarabus

Patrick in yet another quick look. Oh, yay...

Posted by AngelN7

was Patrick drunk or something? he sounded weird.

Posted by Vortextk
@Scarabus said:

Patrick in yet another quick look. Oh, yay...

I think you mean fuck yeah?
 
I think he's the guy with glasses. Ryan seems more like the tough black cop to me.
Posted by RobertOrri

Oh man, the announcer said "fucking". That's an instant M rating right there!

Posted by ervonymous

I like how Jasper still had his glasses on after deliberately following them hit the ground.

Posted by Ronald

You have to achieve a goregasm, it's the best part of the game. It places an American flag on the screen! And yes, it's combo based. Probably easiest to attain using an upgraded shotgun to instant kill zombies. Just don't miss and you become a Real American.

Posted by Ghostiet

I enjoy Patrick in QL's, but boy, was he annoying here.

Posted by PimblyCharles

Who else thinks Agent G looks exactly like Michael Thorton from Alpha Protocol?

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Posted by lordofultima

@EoinMason said:

I am actually really excited about. The Wii version is one of the most underrated in its catalogue so a HD version sounds great to me.

Yeah, me and a friend played through it one day, game was fun and hilarious.

Posted by XcL

looks good I'll wait for a price drop.

Posted by hedfone

@ImBigInJapan said:

It's 'Lucio Fulci', not 'Fulcio Luci'

embarrassing

Posted by MysteriousBob

@Ronald said:

You have to achieve a goregasm, it's the best part of the game. It places an American flag on the screen! And yes, it's combo based. Probably easiest to attain using an upgraded shotgun to instant kill zombies. Just don't miss and you become a Real American.

You know this is a British game, right?

Posted by Frootsnax

You can rack up some hot Goregasm action with the shotgun.

Posted by Mumrik

Hobo With a Shotgun was an awful movie. Just plain old bad and boring... and not in a funny way.

Posted by SimonM7

Two things:

- Headshots in this are one hit kills, so there's no need to blast away if you use an accurate weapon and aim well.

- The Director's Cut mode was in the Wii version aswell and is a "new game+" type thing as a reward for finishing it. The "Extended Cut" refers to brand new levels, not the Director's Cut mode.

Awesome to see such enthusiasm for this game though, it's certainly a bit of a hidden (from most people anyway) gem.

Edited by hollitz

New GOTY category: best loading screen.

Edit: Why do people not like Patrick? He's been such a great asset to this site. Great articles and another enjoyable personality.

Posted by MachoFantastico

This looks... strangely awesome. I'm not into light gun games often.

Posted by depecheload

@hedfone said:

@ImBigInJapan said:

It's 'Lucio Fulci', not 'Fulcio Luci'

embarrassing

Yeah, it's a good thing you never make mistakes huh?

Posted by ShaggE

@MysteriousBob said:

@Ronald said:

You have to achieve a goregasm, it's the best part of the game. It places an American flag on the screen! And yes, it's combo based. Probably easiest to attain using an upgraded shotgun to instant kill zombies. Just don't miss and you become a Real American.

You know this is a British game, right?

And that makes it impossible for the devs to insert an American flag in the game?

Edited by Ronald

@ShaggE said:

@MysteriousBob said:

@Ronald said:

You have to achieve a goregasm, it's the best part of the game. It places an American flag on the screen! And yes, it's combo based. Probably easiest to attain using an upgraded shotgun to instant kill zombies. Just don't miss and you become a Real American.

You know this is a British game, right?

And that makes it impossible for the devs to insert an American flag in the game?

It means their intentions weren't "pure". Because, you know, everything in this game and about this game should be taken SUPER SERIOUS (sorry, I can't do written reverb.)

Posted by MeatSim

I applaud them for shoot the shit mode. Interactive cutscenes!

Posted by Peanut
@Scarabus said:

Patrick in yet another quick look. Oh, yay...

I think the increase in Klepek related material is almost a "fuck you" to the seemingly growing amount of people who don't like him. 
Edited by owl_of_minerva

Not true, you don't need to be 'constantly dumping', it's an arcade game and you're meant to play for score, ie. chain headshots without missing. If you're not goregasming you're doing it wrong.

Posted by DefAde

I absolutely love the original (japanese) House of the Dead games... This however, looks total garbage.

Edited by abacus

Patrick killed the *bleep* out of that ceiling!

Posted by TheHakku

Damn. I almost wanted to buy this game after watching this one. ...Wow.

Posted by DigTheDoug

That game looked like it was running super fast. Is it possible all the animations and effects were written with the lower framerate of the Wii in mind and porting it over just runs way faster?

Posted by Tesla

I love the presentation. If I ever get Move I'll have to pick this up on the cheap. I could always use more dumb fun games to play when people come over.

Posted by Psykhophear

The shooting looks fine but damn, the cutscenes are so different than the original. Stiff movements and the camera angle is poor. The cutscenes on the Wii version was a lot better. What a letdown.

Posted by admanb
@Peanut said:
@Scarabus said:

Patrick in yet another quick look. Oh, yay...

I think the increase in Klepek related material is almost a "fuck you" to the seemingly growing amount of people who don't like him. 
Don't delude yourself; you're not in the majority by a long shot.
Posted by MaFoLu

You know what would have made this so much better? 
The ability to "bleep" out any word you want.

Posted by prestonhedges

"You have unlimited lives, but if you die, it deducts from your score to bring you back."

Not sure about your math on that one, Ryan.

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