Click To Unmute

Want us to remember this setting for all your devices?

Sign up or Sign in now!

Please use a html5 video capable browser to watch videos.
This video has an invalid file format.
00:00:00
Sorry, but you can't access this content!
Please enter your date of birth to view this video

By clicking 'enter', you agree to Giant Bomb's
Terms of Use and Privacy Policy

Spring Cleaning 2015

AKA Fire Code Compliance, Look At This Dumb Stuff On Our Desks, or Even We Couldn't Live Like This Anymore.

Mar. 25 2015

Cast: Jeff, Brad, Drew, Matt, Dan, Jason

Posted by: Jason

In This Episode:

Cardboard Box

Trash Can

146 Comments

Avatar image for rejizzle
Rejizzle

1488

Forum Posts

10

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 3

I can't believe they archived this. This website is the best!

Avatar image for tandar1
tandar1

224

Forum Posts

10

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

It might be easier if at the end of each day you just take the boxes to the trash that you opened.

Admittedly less fun and less videos would occur though :)

Avatar image for jacksukeru
jacksukeru

6864

Forum Posts

131

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 22

It's funny, when the last Mailbag video went live I couldn't help but think "Man, they have so much stuff, they really need to clean it out".

Having experience with coming to a workplace with no time set aside for just that I realized how hard it is to get it going when there is other work to be done. "They should stream it, make it technically content to better justify the time put in"...I guess I wasn't the only one thinking that : D

Avatar image for vrikk
Vrikk

1151

Forum Posts

104

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Two hours of this. Damn.

Avatar image for renz0r
Renz0r

48

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Edited By Renz0r

I thoroughly enjoyed the popping of packing materials right into that microphone.

Avatar image for jcibella
JCibella

27

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Edited By JCibella

It was great to see Ryan again. On a Taco Bell DVD. Miss that dude.

Avatar image for lausebub
Lausebub

549

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Jason has been KILLING it with these descriptions lately.

Avatar image for df
df

444

Forum Posts

53

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 2

What is the timestamp for Ryan's appearance :)

Avatar image for dr_insane
Dr_Insane

205

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Never thought watching people clean would be so entertaining. I want Dan with me when I'm doing cleaning, he seems to make things more fun, and stupid.

Avatar image for mrsonicmanfan
MrSonicManFan

8

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Wow. They actually filmed it. I thought Jeff was joking when he mentioned it awhile back.

Avatar image for xeirus
Xeirus

1729

Forum Posts

418

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 2

@df said:

What is the timestamp for Ryan's appearance :)

1:58

Avatar image for kanerobot
KaneRobot

2802

Forum Posts

2656

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 5

User Lists: 9

Edited By KaneRobot

Jeff's idea to always leave those cameras on is faaaaantastic. I want to be able to check in on the office at any time, be it during lunch or at 2:48 am. Heck, make it premium for all I care. Giant Bomb 24-7.

Looking forward to Dan's video review. I don't want it to be for MGS though. Just some random ass game that comes out over the summer.

Avatar image for monty222
monty222

79

Forum Posts

1

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 10

Ryan is still alive in our hearts, and also in the form of magical Taco Bell DVD's :)

Avatar image for grievus
Grievus

34

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Haha. I love how everyone is going through shit and Dan Ryckert is just on the other side of the room stabbing plastic with his new toy. Dan Ryckert, you are my favorite person.

Avatar image for oscar__explosion
Oscar__Explosion

3003

Forum Posts

5651

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 6

@yummytreesap: Dan calls Target too fancy and mostly shops at Walmart (one of the reason why his family business got shut down which is an extra layer of weird)

Avatar image for shmellow
Shmellow

65

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Just...why?

Avatar image for groom
Groom

48

Forum Posts

259

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 6

Avatar image for elpork
ELpork

467

Forum Posts

301

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 5

User Lists: 4

Speaking as a janitor, you guys must be... something... something... Man, all those boxes... man...

Avatar image for cammy
Cammy

178

Forum Posts

30

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 0

@elpork: Holy shit, more surprised that there is another fellow janitor on the site, but yes, that whole area looks like a nightmare...

Avatar image for onan
onan

1356

Forum Posts

8845

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 2

User Lists: 10

Edited By onan

Why isn't this premium content? This seems qualified for it.

Because you're never going to get anyone to shell out cash to watch guys cleaning an office by hiding it behind a pay wall. You're much better served by putting that content out there, and if people like it, make them think, well damn, if this is them doing chores, imagine what they'd do for events they put effort into?

Avatar image for jasoncourt
Jasoncourt

132

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

I have to say this as a guy who has cut LOTS of boxes in his life, and thus, is way too concerned about this topic, so bare with me...

I will never understand the dumb dude-obsession with cutting boxes with "cool knives" or just having any knife besides a the bear minimum needed, like, you know, a box cutter. They make those super small and thin ones and you can buy a dozen at a time. It's so much more safe and convenient than Rambo knives or even pocket knives. They are not as cool and certainly not as good for such tasks as cutting tape and cardboard .

So buy some box cutters guys, you open plenty of stuff, its worth it. Or maybe someone should send them some boring-ass box cutters. :)

Avatar image for customotto
customotto

630

Forum Posts

5

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Edited By customotto

@jasoncourt: I mean, someone sent them a big box of weird knives, so it's what they have available.

Avatar image for elpork
ELpork

467

Forum Posts

301

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 5

User Lists: 4

@cammy said:

@elpork: Holy shit, more surprised that there is another fellow janitor on the site, but yes, that whole area looks like a nightmare...

Yeah, every-time I see a mailbag, and that massive tower of boxes in the back corner looms in the shot a very heavy sigh escapes me.

Avatar image for brainscratch
BrainScratch

2077

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't Brad have "Joey The Knife" since the first office? That has to be a trustworthy knife!

btw, where's the part with Dan hiding inside of a box like Snake?

Avatar image for sublime90
sublime90

568

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 3

i really wouldnt like to work with dan

Avatar image for ascara89
Ascara89

146

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

I'm sitting watching this, wondering why I keep watching it. Life is strange

Avatar image for ultimaxe
UltimAXE

887

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Edited By UltimAXE

It is ridiculous that this is video content, but here I am watching it. I would not be able to stand working with all of that clutter. I'm too much of a neat-freak and crave organization.

@yummytreesap: Dan calls Target too fancy and mostly shops at Walmart (one of the reason why his family business got shut down which is an extra layer of weird)

I go to Walmart way more often than Target, just because Walmart happens to be closer to me and less of a hassle to get into and out of, but on the rare occasions when I need a Target I always feel like I don't belong there. It's hilarious and stupid to feel out of place at Target because it's fucking Target; who cares?

Avatar image for avantegardener
avantegardener

2491

Forum Posts

165

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 11

Those poor PS3 controllers..

Avatar image for skewers
Skewers

73

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Breaking down boxes is about 30% of my job. Watching this is just making me dread going back to work.

Avatar image for hassun
hassun

10300

Forum Posts

191

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 2

Avatar image for mr_creeper
mr_creeper

2458

Forum Posts

13

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Sweet, I can see the first half of this now.

Avatar image for goldendomers
GoldenDomers

21

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

What am I doing with my life?

Avatar image for winsord
winsord

1642

Forum Posts

86

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 13

Seeing Ryan show up at random on that Taco Bell DVD was amazing. What a stupid thing that is. Also, I don't know how you guys are able to function with so much clutter on your desks and just in your area in general, but I'm the kind of guy who never puts anything up and never has anything but post-it notes on his desk.

Avatar image for onkel
onkel

723

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Such an unexpected turn to get some Ryan in on this as well.

Avatar image for personandstuff
personandstuff

662

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

LA is great. They are wrong.

Avatar image for mattoncybertron
mattoncybertron

433

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

thanks for uploading this dudes! like one of those wildlife cams haha

Avatar image for zombie2011
zombie2011

5628

Forum Posts

8742

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 5

Would it help you guys if the GB community didn't send you there trash in the mail?

Seems like half of mailbags are hey i found this old crap in my basement i'm not going to throw it out so why don't you guys do it for me.

Avatar image for development
development

3749

Forum Posts

61

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

If I worked with them I'd clean all that shit my first day. I just can't. I can't. Can't do it. I also worry about the smells.

Avatar image for tpoppapuff
TPoppaPuff

522

Forum Posts

6

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 5

User Lists: 1

Video content years in the making!

Avatar image for homelessbird
Homelessbird

1681

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Y'all hate way too much on LA. Try spending some time here when it's not E3 and don't spend it downtown.

Avatar image for alwaysbebombing
alwaysbebombing

2785

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

You want it broken! *steps on* There!

Nice, Bard.

Avatar image for dberg
Dberg

1025

Forum Posts

14

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Edited By Dberg

I guess I'll watch 2 hours of you guys cleaning 2 years worth of boxes and toys. Welp.

(I am secretly psyched to watch this.)

Uh... Are American cardboard boxes too stiff to stomp flat or something? We usually just step on the stuff we get at work. A lot of them are boxes that fold in on themselves if you look at them the wrong way though, real brittle trash.

Ahahaha, awesome! Drew has apparently done The Sorrow in Snake Eater now. I can only imagine how long that fight was. :)

Avatar image for lethalki11ler
lethalki11ler

1819

Forum Posts

18650

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 7

User Lists: 0

Ugh who am I, as soon I saw it was 2 hours long I got so happy. Perfect background to my Bloodborne farming

Avatar image for soulsatzero
SoulsAtZero

3

Forum Posts

39

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Edited By SoulsAtZero

I like that the room doesn't get any cleaner at the end.

Avatar image for lukeweizer
Lukeweizer

3304

Forum Posts

24753

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 1

User Lists: 2

Look at that control center Drew has going on. Setting up for videos looks like a lot of work. Imagine all the organization that goes into setting up a studio is this is a makeshift set up. Hopefully this opens people's eyes to Vinny and Alex's situation.

Avatar image for otterchaos
OtterChaos

413

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

Edited By OtterChaos

Poor Drew trying to keep his area clear but working next to Dan. Staggering amount of old boxes they had, I couldn't believe they still had and apparently will continue to have that CaH box. Can no one just drag it out to the recycle bin?

Avatar image for mason20
mason20

349

Forum Posts

0

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 1

How has Brad not stabbed himself? And, as much shit Dan gets for getting a knife at least the man knows to cut away from himself..

Avatar image for nonesun
NoneSun

805

Forum Posts

109

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

After you've gone down the middle of the tape with a knife you can just bust the box open with your hands, no need to spend all that time slicing away at each end.

I'm having flash-backs to my Dad telling me I was being too slow.

Avatar image for plasticpals
Plasticpals

265

Forum Posts

3365

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 107

User Lists: 1

That Gamespot Gerstmann Kane & Lynch trophy.

Avatar image for andrewf87462
andrewf87462

1035

Forum Posts

45

Wiki Points

0

Followers

Reviews: 0

User Lists: 0

@markhawk said:

Man, that 1:58:00 mark... so many emotions.

Best moment of the video for me.