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SWERY in the Coffee [Director's Cut]

Here's how our SWERY interview REALLY went down.

Jan. 30 2013

Posted by: Drew

477 Comments

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The return of that Video Thang!

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THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN OF THE VIDEO THING.

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I never comment but this is just too awesome... should have ended with someone getting a meat hook to the face though.

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VIDEO THING

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Patrick kind of looks like Dick Clark with an Afro.

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Edited By guilherme

what

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Thanks needed a good laugh today. Funny stuff. May be the best interview I have ever watched. This is why I love the GiantBomb staff.

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Giant Bomb: The only site where I will gladly watch three minutes of literally nothing, for no reason at all.

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*Nod*

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@punkxblaze said:

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@Xymox said:

@SeanFoster said:

@paulunga said:

@Korwin said:

@RuthLoose said:

*SEXIST FEMINIST RANT TANGENTIALLY RELATED TO OBVIOUSLY POINTED COMMENTARY FROM VIDEO GAMES JOURNALISM DEPICTED IN VIDEO*

OUTRAGEOUS AND SOMEWHAT UNBALANCED OFFENSIVE RETORT.

PERSONAL ATTACK AGAINST ONE OF THE STAFF MEMBERS.

THE TEXT IS THERE ON THE SCREEN!!!!!!

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ambivalent rebuttal of all above points.

*COMPLETELY UNRELATED PET PEEVE CONCERNING ESPORTS*

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@Xymox said:

@SeanFoster said:

@paulunga said:

@Korwin said:

@RuthLoose said:

*SEXIST FEMINIST RANT TANGENTIALLY RELATED TO OBVIOUSLY POINTED COMMENTARY FROM VIDEO GAMES JOURNALISM DEPICTED IN VIDEO*

OUTRAGEOUS AND SOMEWHAT UNBALANCED OFFENSIVE RETORT.

PERSONAL ATTACK AGAINST ONE OF THE STAFF MEMBERS.

THE TEXT IS THERE ON THE SCREEN!!!!!!

No Caption Provided

SEMI-RELATED IMAGE MACRO AND SNIDE REMARK

ambivalent rebuttal of all above points.

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Edited By mrbubbles

so this is just deadly premonition 2?

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I couldn't stop laughing at this.

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This is exactly the kind of high concept art I come to GiantBomb for.

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This may very well be my favorite thing that Giant Bomb have ever produced.

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Amazing.

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Silence. And nodding. And staring. And beard-scratching.

And coffee.

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@SeanFoster said:

@paulunga said:

@Korwin said:

@RuthLoose said:

*SEXIST FEMINIST RANT TANGENTIALLY RELATED TO OBVIOUSLY POINTED COMMENTARY FROM VIDEO GAMES JOURNALISM DEPICTED IN VIDEO*

OUTRAGEOUS AND SOMEWHAT UNBALANCED OFFENSIVE RETORT.

PERSONAL ATTACK AGAINST ONE OF THE STAFF MEMBERS.

THE TEXT IS THERE ON THE SCREEN!!!!!!

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SEMI-RELATED IMAGE MACRO AND SNIDE REMARK

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Oh god, when the nodding begins....LOL

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Edited By Dingofighter

So, the Deadly Premonition: Director's Cut will have all dialogue removed and the music cranked up even louder? 
SOLD!

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Can't have coffee on an empty stomach, tea will have to suffice.

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Video Thing! That was one of the best videos on this site ever. I want to make this my wallpaper.

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WHISTLE SONG!

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@paulunga said:

@Korwin said:

@RuthLoose said:

*SEXIST FEMINIST RANT TANGENTIALLY RELATED TO OBVIOUSLY POINTED COMMENTARY FROM VIDEO GAMES JOURNALISM DEPICTED IN VIDEO*

OUTRAGEOUS AND SOMEWHAT UNBALANCED OFFENSIVE RETORT.

PERSONAL ATTACK AGAINST ONE OF THE STAFF MEMBERS.

THE TEXT IS THERE ON THE SCREEN!!!!!!

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I still think that Patricks comments on this video to Swery were inappropriate.

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The absolute best video on the site

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I love you Giant Bomb.

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Nyan Cat has the creepiest stare of all

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akward in all the right ways :)

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@Korwin said:

@RuthLoose said:

*SEXIST FEMINIST RANT TANGENTIALLY RELATED TO OBVIOUSLY POINTED COMMENTARY FROM VIDEO GAMES JOURNALISM DEPICTED IN VIDEO*

OUTRAGEOUS AND SOMEWHAT UNBALANCED OFFENSIVE RETORT.

PERSONAL ATTACK AGAINST ONE OF THE STAFF MEMBERS.

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Edited By tearhead

Video Thang! Nice callback, guys.

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Haha, good segment :D Pillow-TV

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The magnificent return of Video Thing!

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Yay! It's the return of Video Thing!

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Overwhelming, uncontrollable laughter.

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This video needed the sound completely drowning them out while trying to talk. Otherwise, amazing.

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It's impossible to listen to this song without whistling along, even if I'm a terrible whistler.

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Edited By BBQBram

Is it just me or does SWERY look like a Japanese cross between Woody Allen and Paul Simon?

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Video thing! This is AMAZING!

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........ *nod* ......

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Omg, this is literally amazing.

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There's something really funny about this

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Oh Giant Bomb, never change.

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all three were adorable :)

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Edited By cclemon36

And THAT is more or less what Deadly Premonition is all about.

That whole video is kind of adorable.

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@RuthLoose said:

*SEXIST FEMINIST RANT TANGENTIALLY RELATED TO OBVIOUSLY POINTED COMMENTARY FROM VIDEO GAMES JOURNALISM DEPICTED IN VIDEO*

OUTRAGEOUS AND SOMEWHAT UNBALANCED OFFENSIVE RETORT.

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My mind is in love with this video <3

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Best. Interview. Ever.

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A VIDEO THING ? I LOVE THOSE !