224 Comments
Posted by ashogo

That fight scene was truly horrendous...
And seriously, at least make the main character hot if you're trying to make that your main draw.
 
In terms of badness this seems like the perfect way to end season 1 of TANG.

Edited by ahoodedfigure

Wow...  that actually feels painfully amateur.  Was it a budget movie as well as a budget game?
 
Her name is Aiya?  Ai ya is right :)
 
Thanks Ryan!

Posted by Webby

Hideo Kojima is a zombie in this film and in a similar movie called "Versus"

Posted by Majkiboy

why the hell did you see this DUBBED?

Posted by Falkenfluegel

Awesome :)


Difference between this and uwe boll? This is funny, uwe boll is not.

See in 2010 :)

Posted by Junpei

Wow, that dubbing was awful. Perhaps the japanese audio was better, but I don't think anyhting could save that story and cg at any rate.
Posted by Kohe321

Great TANG, I'm going to miss this. You guys need to come up with more weekly features now that the ER and TANG is gone. More video content!

Posted by Johanz

This looks a low budget japanese action flick alright. But really, if someone wants over the top zombie slaying and just crazyiness, see Versus. Not a game movie but the director Ryuhei Kitamura did direct the cutscenes in MGS The Twin Snakes. 
 
Awesome TANG finale btw. :)

Posted by StrikerTheLizard

Damn, it looks TERRIBLE! Looks like an amateur movie.

Posted by MikeydCT

Tang hits the small screen next?

Posted by IchiroYagiza

See you in 2010 TANG. XD
Posted by RagingLion
@Kohe321 said:
" Great TANG, I'm going to miss this. You guys need to come up with more weekly features now that the ER and TANG is gone. More video content! "
Absolutely.  Though I know it is busy season now with games so maybe all the GB staff will be full-on with just playing games.
Posted by Lydian_Sel

I'LL MISS YOU TANG!!!

Posted by CL60

:(

Posted by wwfundertaker

See you in 2010 TANG and Ryan

Posted by Nowayman

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
 
YOU CAN END LIKE THAT !!! COME BACK ! COME BACK !!! 
 
I will miss TANG a lot !!!
Posted by JukeboxJoe

That fat guy is fucking hilarious. 
 
No, not Ryan, the Japanese one.
Posted by Meltbrain

It's been a pleasure, Ryan. For us at least, anyway, hehe. You watched most of this crap so we didn't have to, especially the Uwe Boll collection. Looking forward to the future of TANG!

Posted by brocool

Thanks Ryan!

Posted by theclaw1980

There will be more TANG's as soon as there are more video-game-to-movie adapations.  Hell, Resident Evil and Spore are getting filmed right now. 
Posted by LordAndrew

When are we going to get a Princess Debut movie?

Posted by Paulrus

Must watch. It looks so bloody awful.

Posted by kerikxi

So now that TANG's finished, that opens Ryan up for the next ER, right?
 
Right?
 
/cry

Posted by takua108

Now that TANG and Endurance Run are over, we'll only have the once-weekly Bombcast to cling to as far as serialized Giant Bomb content goes! NOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

Posted by Gamer_152

29 movies? I really can't believe it's been that many. Every episode of TANG has been great and I've enjoyed sharing with Ryan in the misery of the legions of tragically poor-quality video game movies out there. I'm very excited to hear that there will be more TANG in 2010 and I will be waiting expectantly.

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Posted by chilipeppersman

cant wait till next season

Posted by Jayzilla

i didn't realize onechanbara was made in the 80's.

Posted by owenneil

There are still 2 Uwe Boll movies out that he hasn't touched!
Posted by LiquidPrince

How could the dub be so god awful...

Posted by rjayb89

Even with that hot Asian chick, watching this seems like it would be painful.

Posted by ReTarDedFisHy

TANG really can't be over D:
Posted by Kinggi

Man i love Tang, looks like you guys finished with an appropriately shitty movie.

Posted by UnsolvedParadox

Looking forward to Season 2 in '10!

Posted by ComradeCrash

I loved that techno thing you guys edited! Very funny!

Posted by Lind_L_Taylor

Some Producers have too much money & felt the need to waste it.

Posted by JoeOE18

Thanks for all the fun Ryan (and Vinny).

Posted by Zajtalan

whoever thinks shes hot is fucking crazy

Posted by Milpool

Seriously people, the dubbing is not what makes this movie awful

Posted by EndrzGame

This just looks like extremely bad cos-play. Is there such a thing as GOOD cos-play? IF so....this isn't it.

Posted by bybeach
@EndrzGame said:
"This just looks like extremely bad cos-play. Is there such a thing as GOOD cos-play? IF so....this isn't it. "

I hate cosplay...
 
But I donno, you can almost  see  what she goes to the bathroom with, well not behind. And just kind of a art deco suggestion on  the center of her ..codpeice? Oh yeah, some mounds above, but with decent curves imbetween. And her face, she is pretty. If also looking  silly. 
 
I like her.
Edited by Branthog

Stupid round-eye! You fail to recognize amazing cinematic masterpiece! :P

Posted by Bouke

Not enough bikini's in this episode...
Posted by Irishjohn

I can't wait for more TANG.  It eventually became my favourite piece of content from the site.

Posted by Drebin_893

Thanks for everything, Ryan.

Posted by kingnari99

shitty power ranger go!!!!  Anyone else besides me hopes the fat blond guy gets his balls lopped of in real life as well??? anyone?? anyone??
Posted by queenulhu

ryan!!!! what about the parasite eve movie!! you can't quit now!!!!!!!

Posted by fynne

Sniff....I'm going to miss TANG, although I can totally understand why Ryan would say "NEVER AGAIN".  Them's some awful movies.

Posted by DorianBlack

This movie seems to be lacking the only thing that made it even somewhat interesting. Bikinis.

Posted by ZimpanX

The dubbing makes my ears bleed, sure the movie is probably terrible, but is it really that hard to you know...read?

Posted by RVonE
@Milpool said:
"Seriously people, the dubbing is not what makes this movie awful "

Agreed. But it is what makes it worse than aweful.