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This Ain't No Game

This Ain't No Game: TANG: Onechanbara: The Movie

We push forward and finish TANG with our sanity mostly intact.

Your look into the world of video game movies and the Wonderful Universe of movies with video game themes.

Oct. 9 2009

Cast: Ryan

Posted by: Vinny

227 Comments

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Edited By Vinchenzo

Are there gorgeous Asian women? YES!?

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Edited By MasturbatingBear

nice.

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Edited By gingertastic_10

Best movie eva.

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Edited By ververdan0226

It is done... for now...

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Edited By nvorgang

New TANG...yay!

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Edited By TheYear20XX

So long TANG.

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Edited By lemon360

nice
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Edited By ljgpliskin92

GAHH no TANG and no Endurance Run?? I hope the guys have some other regular stuff going on in place of these for a while..

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Edited By Seedofpower
@lemon360 said:
" nice "
nice
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Edited By Sarumarine

I foresee close-up blond guy screaming to be featured in the next "I Love Mondays!". 
 
But anyways! Season One of TANG complete! I can't wait until another train wreck comes out and Ryan Davis can return to form. That was a great remix-psuedo dance number.

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Edited By Unlogik

Both of those female actors are AV stars. A little google searching and I'm sure you can find some footage of what they are best at ;)

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Edited By RelentlessKnight

That girl looks like Misa from the Death Note Live Action Movie

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Edited By psykhophear

Didn't know this movie exist. Alright, take a good break, TANG. You deserve it.

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Edited By CaLe

Dubbing is ridiculous.. Japanese is a beautiful language and should never be dubbed over.

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Edited By kraznor

Are they going to do a special theatrical edition for Prince of Persia, or do we have to wait for the DVD release? Either way, looking forward to that one.
 
As for Onechanbara, looked potentially entertaining in a terrible way.

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Edited By Warborn

Wow that movie looked, grand.

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Edited By Titl

i guess there will be more TANG, later down the road...but for now, i bid you farewell..

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Edited By Scratch

Man, that fat guy totally reminds me of someone I know. I just can't seem to remember who.

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"  
i laughed my ass off.  this movie would of made a decent anime IMO 
 so along TANG...until next time.. :'(  
 
until then..  
 

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"SEE YOU AT THE SHOWCASE. HAHAHAHAHAHAH!" 
-Jeff
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Edited By Shifty_Mcfly

Needs 'mo TANG!

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Edited By Death_Burnout

*sniffle*

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The end of TANG?!?  NNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I feel so sad now, a world without TANG.........

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Edited By baggykins

I have to watch this movie now.... Just for the fat dude, he is EPIC xD

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"all these shit movies" 
                                             -Ryan Davis
 
R.I.P. TANG....you will be missed

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Edited By hatking

Well this movies looks fucking stupid, but if you are going to accurately critic acting you probably shouldn't be watching it in english dubs, the original voice work...although in this case still probably awful...is how the movie was meant to be seen.
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All these shit movies, and Ryan had too watch em all for our enjoyment. I LIKE IT!

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TANG... you will be missed.

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What a bad movie

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Edited By chewii101

I think the screaming dude nicely sums up the movies TANG covered. Awesome work Ryan! 

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Edited By Scooper

Good season of TANG. Thanks, Ryan (and Vinny).

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Until next TANG... see what I did there? :)

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LMAO! that big dude deserves an Oscar.

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Edited By FlipperDesert

No more Endurance Run, no more TANG... I guess that's me done. *click* *bang!*

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Damn. First the Endurance Run... and now TANG?! Man...

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Edited By Eelcire

Great TANG! You should now subject Ryan to the opposite end of the spectrum: bad games based off movies! These games too usually fall way short of expectations and it's a rare breed to find a good game that was based off a movie.

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I feel sad now.
 
I wait patiently for 2010.

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@Vinchenzo said:
" Are there gorgeous Asian women? YES!? "
There's such a thing?
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Edited By FuzzYLemoN

Most of the movies looked at least passable. This, on the other hand, looks truly abysmal. A fine note to end on. :D

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Edited By Origina1Penguin

Next season starts when Ryan's therapy sessions are over.

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Edited By Nomin

Ryan is a movie critic now, maybe this can be expanded upon being some kind of video game movie or cinematics repository.
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I didn't know Ryan had an asian actor-brother. In either case, he did a great job! Intense!

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WAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!

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Nice end to the season, see you in 2010 TANG. We will miss ya!

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Edited By PATJASA

When Ryan announce this week's TANG, I actually went ahead and downloaded this movie coz I want to see how painful is it to sit through a stupid movie like this and pretty much trying experience what Ryan is experiencing there. Well, I got to say, it is freaking pain in the ass...Ryan, you are a hero to me now, just how can you stare at these eye sore for so many weeks........
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Edited By Damian

Thank you Ryan and Vinny for giving us reasons to hope Hollywood keeps conceiving these bastards.

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Edited By PureRok

I actually liked this movie. However, I watched it in it's original Japanese. That dub... wow... that is horrible.

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My heart will go on...

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This film looks like it was put together in someone's garage... Which probably means it was. Overall, a great "season" of TANG.