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This Ain't No Game

This Ain't No Game: TANG: Onechanbara: The Movie

We push forward and finish TANG with our sanity mostly intact.

Your look into the world of video game movies and the Wonderful Universe of movies with video game themes.

Oct. 9 2009

Cast: Ryan

Posted by: Vinny

227 Comments

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I wonder if Ryan will review the Prince of Persia movie....probably.

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small armies of bastards...heh.
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After seeing this, and I never thought I would say it, I kind of miss Uwe Boll. 
 
Great season finale, guys... It is hard to think of a better closing crescendo than this movie...
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who ray Ryan Davis survived TANG! Until next time!

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Everytime it seems I come to videos, I see this lady now front and center. It`s going past just 'like', cirtaintly long past just wanta be freinds, or a superficial roll in the hay.. 
 
 I thinks I`m falling in love....
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I officially love screaming fat chinese people, especially when they have demon possesed sisters and scream AHHHHHHHHHHH!
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It was fun watching these entertaining reviews to these God aweful movies. TANG - you will be missed. For now.

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 If only the dragonball movie had the effects of the fight at 4:00

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Where are the new TANGs??

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Edited By yukoasho

Unfortunately, the copious, stupid melodrama is typical of Japanese film regardless of the source material.

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Edited By Phantom_Gardener

Well this could have turned into something good, but NOOOOOOOOO, they had to screw it up.

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Looks like a really good comedy.

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lol

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what the fuck

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CRAZY

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I haven't seen many Japanese films, but what's with the fat dude always being there for a comedic touch?

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yay! I hope so! 

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i think i need to see this.

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That movie is basically YouTube quality, if not worse :p

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How do you make a movie about a bikini-clad zombie-slaying samurai and make it SERIOUS?

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"small armies of bastards, turning your video game dreams into big-screen nightmares"

G'nite, Ryan.

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I just started watching these recently with davis on the brain. I love it. I miss you ryan.

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I wish everyone would stop hating on this movie. I made it on my TI-83.

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What a season, what a season.

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I miss you Ryan.