This Ain't No Game: TANG: Onechanbara: The Movie

The EAT sign is off.
Tang is finished.

TANG on a Friday is the right way to end the week

Holy Crap, they dubbed it for release in the US ?
Looks like I'm importing another copy of Oneechanbara for a total of 3 more than a person should probably own. Also, there's a second Oneechanbara movie out there if anyone (and by that I mean no-one) is interested.

TANG and ER better be back come this January.

o the voice overs are amazing!

I can't believe you actually sat down and watched through that entire movie, Ryan. Well done.

Haha, thanks for doing this Ryan/Vinny/Uwe!!

" @Vinchenzo said:

" Are there gorgeous Asian women? YES!? "

There's such a thing? "

What DS game is that on the head of Luchadeer at the end?

" I actually liked this movie. However, I watched it in it's original Japanese. That dub... wow... that is horrible. "

" @Hitchenson said:

" @Vinchenzo said:

" Are there gorgeous Asian women? YES!? "

There's such a thing? "

Fail racism. "

I've seen better special effects in episodes of The Power Rangers.

Last TANG?? ahhhhh.........  
 
and this movie looks like it was made by Uwe Boll's retarted, seven-year-old half brother.

Oh. Ill see you at the movies Ryan. I will. Tonight.

What game was stuck up in Luchadeer's antlers?

Duder. 
 
 
It's really over.

Ohhh fuck get rid of the odst ads already!!!

I'll miss you TANG....

TANG I'll miss you just as much as the Endurance Run...

That movie really should've been anime.

lmao oh god, this movie looks painful.
 
i wonder if next season of tang'll cover anime movies, cause this video totally reminded me of all the anime game movies like street fighter 2 (which kicked ass btw) and whatnot.

Ryan must have had some Balls to watch this putrid Horror.

Holy crap that looks horrible. Good TANG though, and I wish there were more but I look forward for its return.

God Vinny's editing is hysterical. That man can do no wrong.

haha wow i didn't know Tomohiro Waki was in this.

Wait, this revoltingly bad game is actually popular in Japan? 
 
God damn it.

Ryan there are so many awful anime that could keep TANG going for months at least.

I think Mortal Kombat was the best video game movie because it stayed true to the source material, had good actors and had good effects for its time. I truly hope that there will be a VG based movie that Ryan will like.
 
I think Ryan is a better and definitely more verbose movie reviewer than Roger Ebert . Ryan is the Leonard Maltin of video games.

Screaming Blonde Guy should win an  award

I like his comment at the end. "All These Shit Movies."

Oh fucking hell, Ryan I feel bad about some of the shit you gotta go through! lol

Screaming fat japanese blonde guy FTW!!!!

I will miss you, TANG.  VInny, please make a 5 minute long megamix of the screaming guy.

Good bye TANG...for now... bum bum bummmm

man, everything about this movie screamed hot and awesome, so how come every scene I see just makes me feel more and more empty?

Ryan's sanity was put to the test and he survived, great job.

2009 TANG awards? or at least a recap maybe?

I see the samurai part but seems to be lacking in the bikinis and squads. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
AHHHHHHH

Haha, it's an Asian version of Ryan.

Man this movie could totally use rifftrax treatment. They don't make movies, they make them funny. (The old MST3K guys)

How about this one for next season? The slapstick in this trailer is terrible but stick around for the stuff around the three minute mark, it's great.
 

"It's a straight-forward story told really poorly without any momentum or stake in the characters..."  ouch!
 
It is too bad that TANG "Season 1" had to end with this whimper of a movie - it seemed to require more effort to watch it than to review it...