Waggle is freakin immersive, dawg. It's like, a button press, but you actually do it, you see what I'm sayin? It's like if you were to play a game but actually got to play the game, man.

Excuse me, sir.  I heard you were hungry.  Would you like some of this tasty barrel of .45?

But dude, it's like . . . ok, let me rephrase. It's like . . . you actually swing the . . . you're actually in the game, man. It's like, you are actually thare waggling your sword at the enemy, dude. Imagine being in a sword duel and using all you learned on Wii Sports, man. That shit is fo rizzle.

No way, dude, this sounds too intense... Like, I could break my arm or something. This sounds more tough than parkour, man, count me out!

I know, dude! It's, like, for the elites like me. I'm hardcore, dude, I'm just a thug.

I'll force you to fellate a camel cock until you suck the hide off it.

OK what the fuck is up with you people, waggle immersive :/ just who are you mocking ?, surely not the Souljah

Dude, you're just jealous. You just can't afford the Wii's awesome . . . like . . . fucking . . . awesome. Also, Linkyshinks, we all know you're a total fanboy, so jog on.

I'm not mocking anything.  I'm just describing the things I could use the Wii-mote for with Ark.  It's quite the multi-tool!

Yeah, well you could also use it for . . . your face . . . pwnt.

And i was actually going to post something serious...maybe next time.

"I'll force you to fellate a camel cock until you suck the hide off it."

"jakob187 said:

"I'll force you to fellate a camel cock until you suck the hide off it."

you got a camel dick!!!!!! My GOSH you want people to suck it..........ohhhh i'm never entering this thread again. That's disgusting"

Woah woah, this whole waggle stuff is way to much for my brain. I think I'll go back to 1980 and press a button to attack. You losers keep your shake motion.