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E3 2013: The Plan

You already know (but just in case you don't, here's a rough idea of when to catch our live shows).

We're expecting to finally hear more about the long-awaited Master P/Seth Green video game. No we aren't.
We're expecting to finally hear more about the long-awaited Master P/Seth Green video game. No we aren't.

I stink. It's a great weekend for a heatwave. I can only hope that Los Angeles will somehow be cooler than it is here in my house, because super heat is very much not my thing, at least when running around to see video games is concerned.

Look, E3 2013 is right around the corner, people. And we're going to start coming at you with a variety of live shows.

The first one will be tomorrow, Sunday morning. Against all advice, I've decided to keep the dream alive by driving to E3. By myself. Hey, I was looking for a good reason to drive my car real fast, so maybe this works out. Along the way, I'll have my iPad on the passenger seat, where it will hopefully be pushing my lonely, open road voice out via Mixlr.

Depending on how quickly I wake up and get my shit together, that show should start no later than 10AM. It'll happen right here: http://mixlr.com/jeff-gerstmann/ - I'll be posting that link to Twitter when it starts, but since the cell towers along the interstate are made of tin cans and signs that read "food grows where the water flows," I can't guarantee that it'll be a solid six hours of me slowly going insane. Mixlr has a chat room, if you want to sign up for their service, so depending on how dedicated I am to almost wrecking my car, maybe I can take some questions.

Just envision me behind the wheel, slightly less Japanese writing, and me singing along to satellite radio until I crash.
Just envision me behind the wheel, slightly less Japanese writing, and me singing along to satellite radio until I crash.

The real show starts Monday night, around 10PM PDT, with the first live video show from our all-new (to us) studio located just minutes away from downtown Los Angeles. That'll be the press conference day, so we should have plenty to discuss, but we'll bring in some guests, too, to help liven things up.

For the rest of the show, we'll be back in the evening. So on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, expect to find us up on your internet screens around 8PM. We have a mixture of old and new broadcast favorites lined up as guests, and if you've been with us in years past, you know that you're in for a great, loose, and probably weird time.

We'll also have a handful of interviews hitting the site over the course of the show along with a bonus podcast where we talk about the E3 things I saw prior to the opening of the show an make a few last-minute predictions.

This year you'll watch the Xbox One. Next year? The Xbox One watches you.
This year you'll watch the Xbox One. Next year? The Xbox One watches you.

If you're looking for a chat room to crash in, we've got your back for that, too. :Rorie will be back in the lab, keeping the chat room pumping as we feed in GameSpot's press conference live streams on Monday and their main stage broadcast for the three days of E3 Actual. I've caught a few glimpses of their stage show schedule, and it looks like they've got just about all of the major players there to give demos and talk about their games.

So turn out all the lights, close your blinds, break your phone, unplug your Kinect, wrap the tinfoil over your head, put a piece of bubble gum over your webcam, and order a billion pizzas (but tell them to leave the pizza on the doorstep and get the hell away from your dwelling). E3 is on!

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@gaspower: I think that's just you. Just you being weird there. Justin's always enjoyable, and actually makes some pretty solid goofs on the regular.

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Will the evening livestreams be put up win podcast form? (I know they usually are but this wasn't mentioned.

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Boom!

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Jeff needs to take the 101 down to L.A. I-5 Sucks. lots of traffic and it's hot. Don't get me started on Kettleman City.

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The e3 Hypetrain is coming to a stop soon!

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Excited! Is the Sony Press Conference really at 2am GMT? Man, going to be a late night.

Wouldn't be E3 without me simultaneously falling asleep and getting goosebumps of excited. Should be crazy fun.

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I booked this week off work. LETS MOTHERFUCKING DO THIS!

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Let's do this!

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@oscar__explosion said:

E3 HYPETRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

Come on ride the train

Ride it

Runaway train, never going back.

Wrong way on a one-way track.

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Cho Choo! Or is it beep beep?

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CONGRESS CREATED DUST BOWL

I tried looking up info about this online and all I found were posts from people wondering what the fuck it meant. Epic political movement fail.

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This is my favorite time of year. The E3 Bombcasts are the stuff of LEGEND.

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Would of been awesome to get some conference coverage like the reveals but that would be impossible....E3 HYPE TRAIN CHOOO CHOOO

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CONSPIRATHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Get Hyped. oh i am.

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Oh yeah, my favourite time of the year!!

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Its weird that Justin's more enjoyable during the E3 podcasts then in the besties whete they at times just try to actively be dicks towards one another and it gets tiring after awhile

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Woo! E3!

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You think you're excited? Feel these nipples!

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Ooh, I love that dancing otter video!

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Best time of the year. Also when Giantbomb is at its best, can't wait!

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Do all the live streams go up on the site afterwards? I don't think I'll be able to catch them at those times.

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With Sherlock Holmes 6 finally coming out in 2012, I fear there will be no best part of E3 this year. Hopefully Justin McElroy shows up with information on a different Frogwares title.

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EEEEEEEEEEEEEMUTHERFUCKINTHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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My body is kinda ready.

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i'm pretty confused. is e3 tomorrow or the day after? :L

I live in australia & these timezones are confusing tired me :(

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Should've attached the Tim Tracy E3 vid after "E3 is right around the corner".

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Disappointed there are no #E3Mysteries to uncover this year.

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This will be super exciting. Super exciting you guys,

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I live in LA and I can't go to E3. :(

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#SPACEWORLDMYSTERIES

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I can't believe it is here.

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Lines up with my Finals Week. So...studying or late night bombcasts, hmm?

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Can't fucking wait!

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Well, I get paid on Monday and then I have the entire week off. This should be quite grand.

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The pilgrimage starts now. Over 72 hours of NOT SLEEPING!

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@ildon: get CheapyD on the show!

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That's not a plan, that's a goal!

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#E3Mysteries?

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Get Sessler on the show.

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Hey if you get the chance, ask your E3 guests why are talented film directors/creators are treated with respect and reverence by movie studios, but talented game directors/producers/creators such as Patrice Désilets or Vince Zampella and Jason West are seemingly treated like crap by game studios? Both franchises they were removed from have noticeably degraded in quality when they left.