Bulletstorm

samsaturday's Bulletstorm (Xbox 360) review

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• samsaturday wrote this review on May 11, 2011.
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This game is fun

Bulletstorm is a fun game. It's also really pretty. There's a big Godzilla dinosaur you get to fight with a helicopter. That's a pretty NEAT part. I like that you can slide into dudes then leash them then kick them then shoot them while they are in the air. And their bodies can land on a cactus. Then the BLOOD comes out. That part is fun. 

The people in this game say the work "dick" a lot. That's funny. They also talk about murder a lot. MURDER. Which is cool, I guess. Sometimes they talk about shooting each other's dicks off and then someone gets murdered. That's also cool. I also like the part where the one muscle guy asks the robot muscle guy if he wants to make out with him. They don't make out but I wish they did. Maybe in the sequel they will make out. That would be cool.

Bulletstorm is a good game and I hope they make another one.

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Bulletstorm(Xbox 360) by mystyr_e on February 23, 2011
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Bulletstorm is a dickload of fun. 0
Bulletstorm(Xbox 360) by flaminghobo on July 01, 2011
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