If you preordered your copy of Duke Nukem you should check your email for your code. You had to have made a account with the duke nukem site first. All I have to say is Duke Nukem just might be the worst game of 2011. I wasn't expected the game to be good. Little did I know I would be playing a terrible game with all of the following:
Long load times
Terrible shooting.
Texture poping in every five seconds
Unstable frame rate.
Mediocre jokes
Repeated audio.
terrible U.I
And its game design can be described as archaic, frustrating, dull and just plain horrible.
I am not overreacting there is no redeeming quality other then a few one note lines that are funny.
Duke deserved better and I don't blame Gearbox. But this is a franchise that needed to stay dead or a complete overhaul. 3D Realms must have been just dicking around this entire time.
Duke Nukem Forever
Game » consists of 14 releases. Released Jun 14, 2011
After approximately fourteen years of development, the heavily infamous sequel to Duke Nukem 3D was finally released, in which the macho Duke must damper yet another alien invasion.
Duke Nukem Demo is live
If you preordered your copy of Duke Nukem you should check your email for your code. You had to have made a account with the duke nukem site first. All I have to say is Duke Nukem just might be the worst game of 2011. I wasn't expected the game to be good. Little did I know I would be playing a terrible game with all of the following: Long load times Terrible shooting. Texture poping in every five seconds Unstable frame rate. Mediocre jokes Repeated audio. terrible U.I And its game design can be described as archaic, frustrating, dull and just plain horrible. I am not overreacting there is no redeeming quality other then a few one note lines that are funny.Duke deserved better and I don't blame Gearbox. But this is a franchise that needed to stay dead or a complete overhaul. 3D Realms must have been just dicking around this entire time.I never had texture poping. Frame rate was fine Medicore jokes? They are what I expected from Duke. I even got a "Hail to the king baby" Load times might be better in man game and if you Install.
I don't care if the game is total shit. I still believe that Gearbox succeeded because they actually shipped the motherfucker. I'm also still going to play the thing because...I kind of have to. I think that is true for a lot of people. I just have to play this thing that has been trapped in development for over a decade.
I would forgive the dated game play mechanics if it came a funny single player but 5 minutes in we a get a ??????......PROFIT! joke. So yeah.That did make me laugh. The more I think about it. The more I do want this game to just hear the "bad" jokes they make
Step 3...uhh...err...PROFIT!
Was pretty boring. But then I got a shotgun and killed pigs with a wide smile.
And I laughed my ass off when the release trailer in the end of the demo was censored. >.<
I don't care if the game is total shit. I still believe that Gearbox succeeded because they actually shipped the motherfucker. I'm also still going to play the thing because...I kind of have to. I think that is true for a lot of people. I just have to play this thing that has been trapped in development for over a decade.I can understand from a curiosity's standpoint, but are you going to rent, buy new, or buy used?
If this was $40 I would pick it up day one with no questions asked.
Long load times Texture poping in every five seconds Unstable frame rate.What platform were you playing on? Those issues are non-existent in the PC version.
Okay I feel like I sorta need to make a retraction. I replayed the demo.The gameplay is mediocre but not terrible. Replace framerate with screen tearing which happens on occasion. Jokes are pretty funny. The textures pop in but the thing that bugged me was this constant blur effect I kept noticing. The game won't be the worse but now I am playing it for the jokes and not anything else. Also I was playing the 360 version for those who asked.
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