Personally I'd rather just buy them all a beer or two the next time they come through Reno...
...but if I had absolutely no choice
All of them except Drew, he seems to be in the best shape and has a very subtle "American Psycho" vibe going on.
I'd be very wary of Vinny and Jeff, they look like they may have been in a few good scraps in their day and they both have a kind of "I don't give a fuck" attitude about things which can be very dangerous. I'd have to distract Vinny with some dirty diapers and a recording of a baby crying while fending off Jeff with cases of terrible energy drinks.
Brad and Alex just seem too nice to be fighters so we'd probably just end up hanging out in the bleachers talking about science and movies. Of course that's after Alex unsuccessfully attempts a few of his favorite wrestling moves.
Patrick is pretty young so I'd have the experience edge there but he also seems scrappy and if there is one thing I've learned in my years it is to never underestimate the scrappy guy so I'd probably have to turn off all the lights and go for the jump scare to throw him off his guard then go for the kill.
Matt seems like one of those guys who can and will just sit there and take it until he eventually cracks and goes bat shit crazy on your ass so I'd probably just tell him he has to run the board in the control room then lock him in and run.
Honestly though, I don't think I could ever bring myself to hit any of those guys so they'd all probably wreck me before I could throw a single punch.
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