GOW 3 review: applesauce hj.
I had never played a God of War game before this one, so I didn’t know exactly what to expect when I cracked this sucker open. What I ended up getting was game play that felt like a modern take on Zelda and Gauntlet and a plot that felt like it was created by a think tank of 13 year old boys who can’t watch a UFC bout or look at the woman’s section of a JC Penney catalog without shaming themselves in the eyes of their lord.
The game play is pretty entertaining for the most part. As you have probably heard already, the boss battles in this game are pretty epic. If you don’t feel like slamming a six pack of Coors Light and calling your mom to tell her how badass you are after you dope slap Kronos, I recommend that you check inside your Osh Kosh B’Gosh’s to make sure that your balls haven’t ascended.....