Halo: Reach
Game » consists of 13 releases. Released Sep 14, 2010
A prequel to Halo: Combat Evolved, chronicling one of the most cataclysmic events of the Halo Universe through the eyes of a squad of Spartan super-soldiers known as Noble Team. It is also the last game in the series developed by Bungie.
The most honest review of Halo: Reach yet!
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If you ask me, Jeff Gerstmann review was way too easy on the game. It's just the same game as Halo 3, with a bunch of new useless features, a shortass space combat mission, and updated graphics. Too bad fanboys still buy this crap, as they're naive to buy to same game over again like the Madden fans do. Considering Halo is the Madden of video games. Fanboys will be sucking Bungie's cock, as Bungie sucks M$ cock. Bungie doesn't care about it's mindless and rabid fanbase, they just want the money in your wallet. Unlike, say, Valve.
This is the most honest review of Reach until Yahtzee's review kicks in, I can't wait to see what he says for this overrated series.
Valve > Bungie and Half-Life > Halo, cry some more fanboys.
It's boring. Fanboys like you are a cancer to the gaming industry. Making shallow, casual FPS popular, and buying each new installment, when they're all the same game. It's because naive fans like you, and games like innovative indie games don't sell as well." But...its fun. "
Halo: Reach? More like Halo: Reach in Your Wallet! lol!
" Spewing hate does not equal 'honest'. "This isn't Halo hate, this is real criticism. Seeing the game for what it is, an average space marine shooter. This is one of the most honest gaming site ever. They gave overrated games like Uncharted 2 and Mass Effect 2 7s out of 10. That proves that they're serious and honest, unlike others reviewers who are being paid by marketers.
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The most honest review of anything yet.
If you ask me, Alex Rodriguez's review was way too easy on the game. It's just the same game as cricket, with a bunch of new useless features, a shortass space donkey mission, and updated graphics. Too bad fanboys still buy this crap, as they're naive to buy to same game over again like the Thanksgiving fans do. Considering Fiji is the Antigua of video games. Fanboys will be sucking Chipper Jones's cock, as TJ Oshie sucks $idney Cro$by's cock. Cyclohexane doesn't care about it's mindless and rabid fanbase, they just want the money in your wallet. Unlike, say, epiglottis.
This is the most honest review of anything until Yahtzee's review kicks in, I can't wait to see what he says for this overrated series.
Dinosaurs > Banans > Tuberculosis.
Great. Idiot. Gotcha. Well, before I ignore you forever, let me say, have fun sucking these reviewers' AND Valve's cocks, while pretending like it's different from Halo fanboys sucking Bungie's." @PrivateIronTFU said:
" Spewing hate does not equal 'honest'. "This isn't Halo hate, this is real criticism. Seeing the game for what it is, an average space marine shooter. This is one of the most honest gaming site ever. They gave overrated games like Uncharted 2 and Mass Effect 2 7s out of 10. That proves that they're serious and honest, unlike others reviewers who are being paid by marketers. "
" Hey it's you again, on a new account. "Oh, it's you. That annoying Halo fanboy who won't shut up about your "precious" Halo. Go play a good FPS, like Team Fortress 2, Half-Life 2, Portal or Left 4 Dead 2. Real innovative, challenging, hardcore, and well-crafted FPSs.
" @TaliciaDragonsong said:" Hey it's you again, on a new account. "Oh, it's you. That annoying Halo fanboy who won't shut up about your "precious" Halo. Go play a good FPS, like Team Fortress 2, Half-Life 2, Portal or Left 4 Dead 2. Real innovative, challenging, hardcore, and well-crafted FPSs. "
I played all of those. I enjoyed Halo more.
" @TaliciaDragonsong said:It seems like you're just out to get everyone. Get a life. Also, Portal is not an FPS." Hey it's you again, on a new account. "Oh, it's you. That annoying Halo fanboy who won't shut up about your "precious" Halo. Go play a good FPS, like Team Fortress 2, Half-Life 2, Portal or Left 4 Dead 2. Real innovative, challenging, hardcore, and well-crafted FPSs. "
" @IHaveTaste said:You have poor taste and low standards in video games then. It's ironic that you posted a Mass Effect 2 pic, another overrated game. A dumb downed version of Mass Effect." @TaliciaDragonsong said:" Hey it's you again, on a new account. "Oh, it's you. That annoying Halo fanboy who won't shut up about your "precious" Halo. Go play a good FPS, like Team Fortress 2, Half-Life 2, Portal or Left 4 Dead 2. Real innovative, challenging, hardcore, and well-crafted FPSs. "
I played all of those. I enjoyed Halo more.
"
o.o so did alittle investigative reporting and used the search bar :O, both mass effect 2 and uncharted 2 received 5/5, which brings us to the next point, they do 5 out of 5s on GB,"This isn't Halo hate, this is real criticism. Seeing the game for what it is, an average space marine shooter. This is one of the most honest gaming site ever. They gave overrated games like Uncharted 2 and Mass Effect 2 7s out of 10. That proves that they're serious and honest, unlike others reviewers who are being paid by marketers. "
Troll is trolling for an argument.
" @IHaveTaste said:You need to get a life, because you're a Halo fanboy. Portal is an FPS, because you have a gun that shoots things. Therefore, a FPS." @TaliciaDragonsong said:It seems like you're just out to get everyone. Get a life. Also, Portal is not an FPS. "" Hey it's you again, on a new account. "Oh, it's you. That annoying Halo fanboy who won't shut up about your "precious" Halo. Go play a good FPS, like Team Fortress 2, Half-Life 2, Portal or Left 4 Dead 2. Real innovative, challenging, hardcore, and well-crafted FPSs. "
Haters gonna hate. You waited until someone agreed with you on Reach being bad, creamed your shorts, then ran to GB to show all those Halo "fanboys" that it's a bad game. Guess what? Millions of people bought it and will play it for a long time and you can't do anything about it." @TaliciaDragonsong said:
" @IHaveTaste said:You have poor taste and low standards in video games then. It's ironic that you posted a Mass Effect 2 pic, another overrated game. A dumb downed version of Mass Effect. "" @TaliciaDragonsong said:" Hey it's you again, on a new account. "Oh, it's you. That annoying Halo fanboy who won't shut up about your "precious" Halo. Go play a good FPS, like Team Fortress 2, Half-Life 2, Portal or Left 4 Dead 2. Real innovative, challenging, hardcore, and well-crafted FPSs. "
I played all of those. I enjoyed Halo more.
"
I'm not even gonna waste words on you anymore kid.
I'll be thinking of you when I'm playing one of my crappy games tonight, since poor you has to wait until next decade for Episode 3 of HL2.
(BUT IT WILL BE WORTH THE WAIT!11!111! xD)
" @IHaveTaste said:I was referring to Gamecritics.com genius.o.o so did alittle investigative reporting and used the search bar :O, both mass effect 2 and uncharted 2 received 5/5, which brings us to the next point, they do 5 out of 5s on GB, Troll is trolling for an argument. ""This isn't Halo hate, this is real criticism. Seeing the game for what it is, an average space marine shooter. This is one of the most honest gaming site ever. They gave overrated games like Uncharted 2 and Mass Effect 2 7s out of 10. That proves that they're serious and honest, unlike others reviewers who are being paid by marketers. "
gamecritics.com > giantbomb.com
" @Wes899 said:This isn't funny. Why are you so entertained by this. It's childish." @IHaveTaste said:You need to get a life, because you're a Halo fanboy. Portal is an FPS, because you have a gun that shoots things. Therefore, a FPS. "" @TaliciaDragonsong said:It seems like you're just out to get everyone. Get a life. Also, Portal is not an FPS. "" Hey it's you again, on a new account. "Oh, it's you. That annoying Halo fanboy who won't shut up about your "precious" Halo. Go play a good FPS, like Team Fortress 2, Half-Life 2, Portal or Left 4 Dead 2. Real innovative, challenging, hardcore, and well-crafted FPSs. "
" @Wes899 said:People that disagree with you are halo fanboys? looooooooooool k whatevs." @IHaveTaste said:You need to get a life, because you're a Halo fanboy. Portal is an FPS, because you have a gun that shoots things. Therefore, a FPS. "" @TaliciaDragonsong said:It seems like you're just out to get everyone. Get a life. Also, Portal is not an FPS. "" Hey it's you again, on a new account. "Oh, it's you. That annoying Halo fanboy who won't shut up about your "precious" Halo. Go play a good FPS, like Team Fortress 2, Half-Life 2, Portal or Left 4 Dead 2. Real innovative, challenging, hardcore, and well-crafted FPSs. "
Valve isn't the only company that makes good games.
" @Vao said:Then go there and never come back. No one wants you here." @IHaveTaste said:I was referring to Gamecritics.com genius. gamecritics.com > giantbomb.com "o.o so did alittle investigative reporting and used the search bar :O, both mass effect 2 and uncharted 2 received 5/5, which brings us to the next point, they do 5 out of 5s on GB, Troll is trolling for an argument. ""This isn't Halo hate, this is real criticism. Seeing the game for what it is, an average space marine shooter. This is one of the most honest gaming site ever. They gave overrated games like Uncharted 2 and Mass Effect 2 7s out of 10. That proves that they're serious and honest, unlike others reviewers who are being paid by marketers. "
" @Wes899 said:You shoot portals, which are not things, they are wormholes and you don't destroy things with the gun, you use gravity and drop them from the ceiling :P" @IHaveTaste said:You need to get a life, because you're a Halo fanboy. Portal is an FPS, because you have a gun that shoots things. Therefore, a FPS. "" @TaliciaDragonsong said:It seems like you're just out to get everyone. Get a life. Also, Portal is not an FPS. "" Hey it's you again, on a new account. "Oh, it's you. That annoying Halo fanboy who won't shut up about your "precious" Halo. Go play a good FPS, like Team Fortress 2, Half-Life 2, Portal or Left 4 Dead 2. Real innovative, challenging, hardcore, and well-crafted FPSs. "
" @turtle3030 said:honestly, i can't tell if you're trolling or not.It's boring. Fanboys like you are a cancer to the gaming industry. Making shallow, casual FPS popular, and buying each new installment, when they're all the same game. It's because naive fans like you, and games like innovative indie games don't sell as well. Halo: Reach? More like Halo: Reach in Your Wallet! lol! "" But...its fun. "
" @SethPhotopoulos said:I'm looking forward to the might ban hammer to be swung!" Flagged. ""
So you start this thread about Halo being an influential game but then people disagree with you and put up this show of a valve fanboy. You proved the fact that you can't handle others opinions so you act like a childish prick.
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