The most honest review of Halo: Reach yet!

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#1  Edited By IHaveTaste
http://www.gamecritics.com/daniel-weissenberger/halo-reach-review     
 
If you ask me, Jeff Gerstmann review was way too easy on the game. It's just the same game as Halo 3, with a bunch of new useless features, a shortass space combat mission, and updated graphics. Too bad fanboys still buy this crap, as they're naive to buy to same game over again like the Madden fans do. Considering Halo is the Madden of video games. Fanboys will be sucking Bungie's cock, as Bungie sucks M$ cock. Bungie doesn't care about it's mindless and rabid fanbase, they just want the money in your wallet. Unlike, say, Valve. 
 
This is the most honest review of Reach until Yahtzee's review kicks in, I can't wait to see what he says for this overrated series.  
 
Valve  > Bungie and Half-Life > Halo, cry some more fanboys.
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#2  Edited By QuietAlien

But...its fun.

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#3  Edited By TheFreeMan

heeheeheehahaha

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#4  Edited By thehexeditor

The amount of vitriol coming from OP's post is mindboggling.

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#5  Edited By IHaveTaste
@turtle3030 said:

" But...its fun. "

It's boring. Fanboys like you are a cancer to the gaming industry. Making shallow, casual FPS popular, and buying each new installment, when they're all the same game. It's because naive fans like you, and games like innovative indie games don't sell as well. 
 
Halo: Reach? More like Halo: Reach in Your Wallet! lol!
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#6  Edited By zombie2011

Cool review? 
  
Too bad everyone has already bought the game so......... 

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#7  Edited By PrivateIronTFU

Spewing hate does not equal 'honest'.  

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#8  Edited By FancySoapsMan

Who gives a fuck.

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#9  Edited By TaliciaDragonsong

Hey it's you again, on a new account.

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#10  Edited By IHaveTaste
@PrivateIronTFU said:
" Spewing hate does not equal 'honest'.   "
This isn't Halo hate, this is real criticism. Seeing the game for what it is, an average space marine shooter. This is one of the most honest gaming site ever. They gave overrated games like Uncharted 2 and Mass Effect 2 7s out of 10. That proves that they're serious and honest, unlike others reviewers who are being paid by marketers.
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#11  Edited By SethPhotopoulos

Flagged.

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#12  Edited By triple07

Go away troll.

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#14  Edited By nohthink
@IHaveTaste: There is no such thing as an "honest" review since all reviewers all people too. There is only "the review that you agree the most."
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#15  Edited By Toxin066

www.as;ldkjfa;lkj.com
 
The most honest review of anything yet.
 
 If you ask me, Alex Rodriguez's review was way too easy on the game. It's just the same game as cricket, with a bunch of new useless features, a shortass space donkey mission, and updated graphics. Too bad fanboys still buy this crap, as they're naive to buy to same game over again like the Thanksgiving fans do. Considering Fiji is the Antigua of video games. Fanboys will be sucking Chipper Jones's cock, as TJ Oshie sucks $idney Cro$by's cock. Cyclohexane doesn't care about it's mindless and rabid fanbase, they just want the money in your wallet. Unlike, say, epiglottis. 
 
This is the most honest review of anything until Yahtzee's review kicks in, I can't wait to see what he says for this overrated series.  
 
Dinosaurs  > Banans > Tuberculosis.  

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#16  Edited By BraveToaster

Troll Trollingston of Trollville. Welcome to Giant Bomb!

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#17  Edited By PrivateIronTFU
@IHaveTaste said:

" @PrivateIronTFU said:

" Spewing hate does not equal 'honest'.   "
This isn't Halo hate, this is real criticism. Seeing the game for what it is, an average space marine shooter. This is one of the most honest gaming site ever. They gave overrated games like Uncharted 2 and Mass Effect 2 7s out of 10. That proves that they're serious and honest, unlike others reviewers who are being paid by marketers. "
Great. Idiot. Gotcha. Well, before I ignore you forever, let me say, have fun sucking these reviewers' AND Valve's cocks, while pretending like it's different from Halo fanboys sucking Bungie's.
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#18  Edited By buzz_clik  Moderator

Really, brosyn? You really started a new account just to puke more Reach trolling into the forums?

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#19  Edited By IHaveTaste
@TaliciaDragonsong said:
" Hey it's you again, on a new account. "
Oh, it's you. That annoying Halo fanboy who won't shut up about your "precious" Halo. Go play a good FPS, like Team Fortress 2, Half-Life 2, Portal or Left 4 Dead 2. Real innovative, challenging, hardcore, and well-crafted FPSs.
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@IHaveTaste said:
" @TaliciaDragonsong said:
" Hey it's you again, on a new account. "
Oh, it's you. That annoying Halo fanboy who won't shut up about your "precious" Halo. Go play a good FPS, like Team Fortress 2, Half-Life 2, Portal or Left 4 Dead 2. Real innovative, challenging, hardcore, and well-crafted FPSs. "
 
I played all of those. I enjoyed Halo more.

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#22  Edited By AjayRaz
@TheFreeMan: i find that hard to beat..  
 
BUT I'M NOT GOING DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT!  
 

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@AjayRaz:  Verily, mortal, you be one conniving motherfucker.
 
Let's dance.
 

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#25  Edited By RavioliSumo
@IHaveTaste said:
" @TaliciaDragonsong said:
" Hey it's you again, on a new account. "
Oh, it's you. That annoying Halo fanboy who won't shut up about your "precious" Halo. Go play a good FPS, like Team Fortress 2, Half-Life 2, Portal or Left 4 Dead 2. Real innovative, challenging, hardcore, and well-crafted FPSs. "
It seems like you're just out to get everyone. Get a life. Also, Portal is not an FPS.
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#26  Edited By KaosAngel
@AjayRaz: Damnit, before this thread gets locked...could you please explain the wrench meme?!  
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#27  Edited By IHaveTaste
@TaliciaDragonsong said:
" @IHaveTaste said:
" @TaliciaDragonsong said:
" Hey it's you again, on a new account. "
Oh, it's you. That annoying Halo fanboy who won't shut up about your "precious" Halo. Go play a good FPS, like Team Fortress 2, Half-Life 2, Portal or Left 4 Dead 2. Real innovative, challenging, hardcore, and well-crafted FPSs. "
 
I played all of those. I enjoyed Halo more.

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You have poor taste and low standards in video games then. It's ironic that you posted a Mass Effect 2 pic, another overrated game. A dumb downed version of Mass Effect.
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#28  Edited By AjayRaz
@KaosAngel said:
" @AjayRaz: Damnit, before this thread gets locked...could you please explain the wrench meme?!   "
SHUT UP AND WRENCH!  
 
@TheFreeMan: poor soul...  
  

 this is you getting fucked up by my wrench 
 this is you getting fucked up by my wrench 
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#29  Edited By Vao
@IHaveTaste said:

"This isn't Halo hate, this is real criticism. Seeing the game for what it is, an average space marine shooter. This is one of the most honest gaming site ever. They gave overrated games like Uncharted 2 and Mass Effect 2 7s out of 10. That proves that they're serious and honest, unlike others reviewers who are being paid by marketers. "

o.o so did alittle investigative reporting and used the search bar :O, both mass effect 2 and uncharted 2 received 5/5, which brings us to the next point, they do 5 out of 5s on GB,   

Troll is trolling for an argument.  
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#31  Edited By IHaveTaste
@Wes899 said:
" @IHaveTaste said:
" @TaliciaDragonsong said:
" Hey it's you again, on a new account. "
Oh, it's you. That annoying Halo fanboy who won't shut up about your "precious" Halo. Go play a good FPS, like Team Fortress 2, Half-Life 2, Portal or Left 4 Dead 2. Real innovative, challenging, hardcore, and well-crafted FPSs. "
It seems like you're just out to get everyone. Get a life. Also, Portal is not an FPS. "
You need to get a life, because you're a Halo fanboy. Portal is an FPS, because you have a gun that shoots things. Therefore, a FPS.
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#32  Edited By Sanryd
@IHaveTaste said:

" @TaliciaDragonsong said:

" @IHaveTaste said:
" @TaliciaDragonsong said:
" Hey it's you again, on a new account. "
Oh, it's you. That annoying Halo fanboy who won't shut up about your "precious" Halo. Go play a good FPS, like Team Fortress 2, Half-Life 2, Portal or Left 4 Dead 2. Real innovative, challenging, hardcore, and well-crafted FPSs. "
 
I played all of those. I enjoyed Halo more.

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You have poor taste and low standards in video games then. It's ironic that you posted a Mass Effect 2 pic, another overrated game. A dumb downed version of Mass Effect. "
Haters gonna hate. You waited until someone agreed with you on Reach being bad, creamed your shorts, then ran to GB to show all those Halo "fanboys" that it's a bad game. Guess what? Millions of people bought it and will play it for a long time and you can't do anything about it. 
 
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@IHaveTaste: 
I'm not even gonna waste words on you anymore kid.
I'll be thinking of you when I'm playing one of my crappy games tonight, since poor you has to wait until next decade for Episode 3 of HL2.
 
 
(BUT IT WILL BE WORTH THE WAIT!11!111! xD)
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#34  Edited By IHaveTaste
@Vao said:
" @IHaveTaste said:

"This isn't Halo hate, this is real criticism. Seeing the game for what it is, an average space marine shooter. This is one of the most honest gaming site ever. They gave overrated games like Uncharted 2 and Mass Effect 2 7s out of 10. That proves that they're serious and honest, unlike others reviewers who are being paid by marketers. "

o.o so did alittle investigative reporting and used the search bar :O, both mass effect 2 and uncharted 2 received 5/5, which brings us to the next point, they do 5 out of 5s on GB,   Troll is trolling for an argument.   "
I was referring to Gamecritics.com genius. 
 
gamecritics.com > giantbomb.com
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#35  Edited By KaosAngel

I have posted the Wrench...explain the meme now. 
I have posted the Wrench...explain the meme now. 
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#36  Edited By W0lfbl1tzers
@IHaveTaste: You made multiple accounts to hate on a game in the same place? Why?
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#37  Edited By SethPhotopoulos
@IHaveTaste said:
" @Wes899 said:
" @IHaveTaste said:
" @TaliciaDragonsong said:
" Hey it's you again, on a new account. "
Oh, it's you. That annoying Halo fanboy who won't shut up about your "precious" Halo. Go play a good FPS, like Team Fortress 2, Half-Life 2, Portal or Left 4 Dead 2. Real innovative, challenging, hardcore, and well-crafted FPSs. "
It seems like you're just out to get everyone. Get a life. Also, Portal is not an FPS. "
You need to get a life, because you're a Halo fanboy. Portal is an FPS, because you have a gun that shoots things. Therefore, a FPS. "
This isn't funny.  Why are you so entertained by this.  It's childish.
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#39  Edited By RavioliSumo
@IHaveTaste said:
" @Wes899 said:
" @IHaveTaste said:
" @TaliciaDragonsong said:
" Hey it's you again, on a new account. "
Oh, it's you. That annoying Halo fanboy who won't shut up about your "precious" Halo. Go play a good FPS, like Team Fortress 2, Half-Life 2, Portal or Left 4 Dead 2. Real innovative, challenging, hardcore, and well-crafted FPSs. "
It seems like you're just out to get everyone. Get a life. Also, Portal is not an FPS. "
You need to get a life, because you're a Halo fanboy. Portal is an FPS, because you have a gun that shoots things. Therefore, a FPS. "
People that disagree with you are halo fanboys? looooooooooool k whatevs. 
 
Valve isn't the only company that makes good games. 
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#40  Edited By triple07
@IHaveTaste said:
" @Vao said:
" @IHaveTaste said:

"This isn't Halo hate, this is real criticism. Seeing the game for what it is, an average space marine shooter. This is one of the most honest gaming site ever. They gave overrated games like Uncharted 2 and Mass Effect 2 7s out of 10. That proves that they're serious and honest, unlike others reviewers who are being paid by marketers. "

o.o so did alittle investigative reporting and used the search bar :O, both mass effect 2 and uncharted 2 received 5/5, which brings us to the next point, they do 5 out of 5s on GB,   Troll is trolling for an argument.   "
I was referring to Gamecritics.com genius.  gamecritics.com > giantbomb.com "
Then go there and never come back. No one wants you here. 
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#41  Edited By Vao
@IHaveTaste said:
" @Wes899 said:
" @IHaveTaste said:
" @TaliciaDragonsong said:
" Hey it's you again, on a new account. "
Oh, it's you. That annoying Halo fanboy who won't shut up about your "precious" Halo. Go play a good FPS, like Team Fortress 2, Half-Life 2, Portal or Left 4 Dead 2. Real innovative, challenging, hardcore, and well-crafted FPSs. "
It seems like you're just out to get everyone. Get a life. Also, Portal is not an FPS. "
You need to get a life, because you're a Halo fanboy. Portal is an FPS, because you have a gun that shoots things. Therefore, a FPS. "
You shoot portals, which are not things, they are wormholes and you don't destroy things with the gun, you use gravity and drop them from the ceiling :P  
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#42  Edited By JoeyIA
@SethPhotopoulos said:
" Flagged. "
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#43  Edited By evildeadron

i wonder if the OP knows the definition of irony
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#44  Edited By forestofdeath
@IHaveTaste said:
" @turtle3030 said:

" But...its fun. "

It's boring. Fanboys like you are a cancer to the gaming industry. Making shallow, casual FPS popular, and buying each new installment, when they're all the same game. It's because naive fans like you, and games like innovative indie games don't sell as well.  Halo: Reach? More like Halo: Reach in Your Wallet! lol! "
honestly, i can't tell if you're trolling or not.
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#45  Edited By PrivateIronTFU
@JoeyIA said:
" @SethPhotopoulos said:
" Flagged. "
"
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@forestofdeath: 
You can't? He's the school example of a troll.
Books will be written about him!
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#47  Edited By wefwefasdf
@JoeyIA said:
" @SethPhotopoulos said:
" Flagged. "
"
I'm looking forward to the might ban hammer to be swung!
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#48  Edited By SethPhotopoulos

So you start this thread about Halo being an influential game but then people disagree with you and put up this show of a valve fanboy.  You proved the fact that you can't handle others opinions so you act like a childish prick.

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#49  Edited By Hashbrowns
@IHaveTaste said:
gamecritics.com > giantbomb.com "


Ok, that's it.  Get out.  Don't let your ego get stuck in the door.
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#50  Edited By Vao
@forestofdeath:  you can't tell? he references so much logic in this thread it's mindblowing. 

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