Ok. So EDI's now an android. And Joker wants a romantic relation with EDI in her android form. So....how exactly do the sexual mechanics play out in this relationship?

Can Joker perform even with his brittle bone disease?

Are there parts of EDI's android body that have been adapted for sexual pleasure? Or is it just a barren hunk of metal down there?

And can EDI even experience any kind of physical arousal? The human brain releases massive amounts of neurotransmitters during sex and orgasm, including dopamine. Can androids mimic or simulate these physical sensations?

What if the relationship goes bad? How the fuck do you console a depressed and heartbroken AI?

Thoughts? Questions? I'm really drawing a blank here.

EDI uses a fleshlight on Joker.

Boom, done.

Ok. So EDI's now an android. And Joker wants a romantic relation with EDI in her android form. So....how exactly do the sexual mechanics play out in this relationship?

Can Joker perform even with his brittle bone disease?

Are there parts of EDI's android body that have been adapted for sexual pleasure? Or is it just a barren hunk of metal down there?

And can EDI even experience any kind of physical arousal? The human brain releases massive amounts of neurotransmitters during sex and orgasm, including dopamine. Can androids mimic or simulate these physical sensations?

What if the relationship goes bad? How the fuck do you console a depressed and heartbroken AI?

Thoughts? Questions? I'm really drawing a blank here.

Joker will have a hard time getting a boner...

if you know what I mean.

@The_Laughing_Man said:

Ever watch futerama?

God damn Bioware filling my games full of Robosexual themes!

As a strong, devout member of Robotology, I believe we should stand against Bioware and their Robot Devlish means!

@The_Laughing_Man said:

@jerseyscum said:

Ok. So EDI's now an android. And Joker wants a romantic relation with EDI in her android form. So....how exactly do the sexual mechanics play out in this relationship?

Can Joker perform even with his brittle bone disease?

Are there parts of EDI's android body that have been adapted for sexual pleasure? Or is it just a barren hunk of metal down there?

And can EDI even experience any kind of physical arousal? The human brain releases massive amounts of neurotransmitters during sex and orgasm, including dopamine. Can androids mimic or simulate these physical sensations?

What if the relationship goes bad? How the fuck do you console a depressed and heartbroken AI?

Thoughts? Questions? I'm really drawing a blank here.

Ever watch futurama?

The Lucy Lu episode?

@metalrader said:

EDI uses a fleshlight on Joker.

Boom, done.

*sigh*. You beat me to it. Now all I have left is to mention Futura...

@The_Laughing_Man said:

Ever watch futurama?

Oh, well.

Anyway, we're talking about a video game series where each species can bonk the other. That's far less likely than a human shaped android with a fleshlight in it, yet no one questioned exactly why the "tools" of the alien love interests are all compatible with each other. It's like everyone has the genitalia equivalent of a swiss army knife or something.

I will refer this thread to this thread and be done with it.

http://www.giantbomb.com/mass-effect-3/61-29935/i-want-to-enjoy-mass-effect-but-this-keeps-coming-back-to-me/35-538503/#52

@takayamasama said:

@The_Laughing_Man said:

Ever watch futerama?

God damn Bioware filling my games full of Robosexual themes!

As a strong, devout member of Robotology, I believe we should stand against Bioware and their Robot Devlish means!

Fucking amazing :D