As much as I enjoyed the room, this just makes me sad.

Still a better player than Shoemaker.

@NakAttack said:

@jkuc316 said:

@drag said:

so anyway patrick how is your sex life

What? Alex wrote this article, not Patrick...

Does not matter, need to know.

my bad

and, yes

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISAAAAAAAA

I'm convinced that part of the reason this show was created was to act as a small "Fuck you" to the Nostalgia Critic for all that aggro Doug Walker gave him when TW claimed copyright infringment. Heck, this show is even based around doing a Let's Play with boring ass commentary, much like a lot of the content found at TGWTG.com. Y'know, if that was the only reason the Tommy Wi-Show was made, then this is already a success regardless of quality.

I started pressing my eyes. At first, it hurt. But after a while, it began to make sense.

This is like something made in 1999, and showed only at 3am.

meh whatever

Heck I don't even like that self aware Mega64 bullshit and this looks even more terrible.

I don't even know who that asshole is. Probably for the best.

I'm pretty sure he's on some sort of drugs, along with him being crazy and other things.

Yeah... no...

This makes me angry!

And annoyed!

Death to this man!

Whether or not he was once batshit crazy in his own earnest way, any remaining trace of earnestness from the man's pocked, droopy-eyed visage appears to be long gone. Much as humanity's fate was sealed for the worse when Skynet became self-aware, any chance of us genuinely loving the kooky, indeterminately European filmmaker has pretty much gone thermonuclear, thanks to the new Machinima production, The Tommy Wi-Show.

I think you're building it up a bit much.

I like the fact he had to look at the controller while only on the character select screen.

That's horrible, goddammit!

Argh! It only gets worse and worse and worse and...! *bursts into tears*

"High kick only" seems to be a fairly effective strategy in Mortal Kombat.

....I hope he won't talk about his sex life -_-

I have never seen The Room, but I've seen enough clips of it to know that Tommy Wiseau is a creepy alien robot and not actually a human being. I also know that he's insufferable. Sooo... I think I'll skip on this one.

This is one of the worst things I have ever seen in my life.

Thank you Alex, you ruined my morning.

Why Lisa, why!?

If it weren't for Mortal Kombat: Legacy and All Your History, I could care less about Machinima.

At first I thought this article was about Silent Hill 4

I have no need what so ever to see this

I actually thought it was funny. Haven't watched The Room.

"You Mexican.. or whatever you are"

PURE FUCKING GOLD.

You're tearing me apart Alex!

Why does this exist?

Should I be happy that I have no idea who this guy is?

I want to know if he wrote it or had a hand in writing it.

Everyone should look at the Screened page for The Room and see the 70+ stills I uploaded. And then immediately watch The Room.

Cocaine's a helluva drug.

@Scarabus said:

Should I be happy that I have no idea who this guy is?

Yes and no.

I really don't like that guys voice so I turned it off after 8 seconds. I don't regret my decision.

It started out funny, then it got sexist, then it stopped being funny.

"Directed by: Payman Benz"

Alan Smithee?

who?

I can't stand to look at him. Just can't do it.

It's literally the best thing ever.

What the hell is this shit.

I don't...I can't even tell if this is intentionally stupid or if I should be amused by this. But I am compelled to continue watching this garbage somehow.

This is the greatest thing on the internet right now.

Oddly enough, the food poisoning I got this last weekend from some bad shrimp feels less terrible than this show.

What the heck was that!?

i watched the whole thing and was bored as hell i never thought i would be bored as hell watching anything mortal kombat related

This is why humanity sucks. Some worthless crap-pile gets paid to be a fucking worthless crap-pile. Yep, good use of money there.

People who genuinely like this and will support it in the future: I hate you forever.

This is not mah HOUUUUSSSEEE.

What a great goof and a spoof. It's funny because he's a burned-out crazy guy playing video games! haha! Brilliant!

Take *that* you 'mainstream' gamers! I dare you to try to understand artistic expression of this level!

What.

@OriginalGman: I don't think his addictions are as simple as cocaine