This sort of reminds me of that show with that fat kid on MTV who sang about belloni in his pocket and had a name like andy miloflorkis or something. This is what happens if you get cocaine instead of breast milk.

egg breakfast

How do the credits have more than three names listed? I refuse to believe that many people worked on this.

Who?

MY GOD. I clicked to stop it but it just keeps going!! AAAAAH

Who?

I really don't know why I watched that. What a terrible waste of time, that I can never have back. If that was supposed to be entertaining in any possible way, it failed.

oh..christopher walken..your a funny dude.

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART KUNG LAO

Alex, what have you done? Why did you bring this . . this . . this thing to my home?

Wait, wait wait.....was that his house? It's never made very clear.

Well I don´t know who that person is and I think Im done with the "let´s do a crazy/funny videogame show" thing on youtube why is always videogames? do they sell video recorders everywhere or what.

Whatever, I'm totally down with this. Self-awareness doesn't ruin alternative humor, or else Tim and Eric wouldn't be able to function!

Yeah, some of the trimmings around this show aren't great, but the parts that are mostly just Tommy being Tommy? Totally hilarious. I will not apologize for that!

Oh so that's what bad touch feels like.

Oh hi videogames!

Oh this is going to be great!

Someone shame-fuck Tommy on his own show, please.

I am not at all happy that I watched that. Never again ....

He should just find work as a horror movie villain. He won't even need much makeup.

He's playing a PS3, lol, no wonder the show sucks!

But seriously, enough trolling. That show truly did suck...

Is this what happens when Christopher Walken and the guy who played Sloth in Goonies mate?

I like in the bonus video with Freddy Kreuger he somehow manages to break the game by playing so badly.

I bet it is his house.

He doesn't care about video games, he isn't funny, he doesn't have any abilities that would contribute to a show about video games either in front of or behind the camera. Remind me again why anyone would be wasting time and money putting this guy in a show about video games?

No. This is not cool.

@thornie said:

"Hi, this is TW. This not my house! I was just preparing an egg breakfast..."

Pure fucking genius.

Yea the first min or so was pretty funny that first line was pretty damn hilarious, then it just got old.

I just sort of assumed most of Tommy Wiseau's life was spent in a alien space ship.

"That guy... should not be allowed to be near children." - Jeff Gerstmann

This perpetuates stupidity.

"Ha ha ha. What a story, Alex."

@Evilsbane said:

@thornie said:

"Hi, this is TW. This not my house! I was just preparing an egg breakfast..."

Pure fucking genius.

Yea the first min or so was pretty funny that first line was pretty damn hilarious, then it just got old.

Pretty much my thoughts exactly, though I think that was because they chose possibly the MOST boring game they could have chosen for Tommy Wiseau. If what someone else said was true and he'll be playing Catherine next week, that could be fantastic.

The notion of a Tommy Wiseau show is tearing me apart!

I did not need to see this! I did Naaaht.

Tommy Wiseau... wow... lol

I laughing to this shows!!

I don't think this is bad. It's actually kind of fascinating to watch someone, who doesn't know what a video game is, to play a video game and talk about what they think video games are. I don't think it'll be interesting for the 1000 episodes that Tommy wants to make, but it'll be fun for a while.

Maybe I'm still haunted by the OFFICIAL Quick Look of Dead Rising 2: Off the Record that Capcom did earlier this week which kinda feels the same.

Now.... I still think you Giant Bomb guys do great Quick Looks, but your style haven't changed much since you started it. Maybe you could take a few pointers from Capcom on how to do them in the future?

Only kidding! ;)

I wish that was a real alien because then Tommy Lee Jones would be forced to flashy-thing me and I'd have no memory of this man and his awful show.

Went to a screening of The Room on saturday and he announced it then. I'm pretty disappointed, this is just another "House the drips blood on Alex" situation again. Intentionally camp / shittiness needs to be carefully and delicately done. This was not.

No.

@DarkbeatDK: Oh dear, that video is so... tasteful.

You're tearing me apart, Sonya! No really, you're literally tearing me apart.

"Tommy Wi-Show"

Sold.

If Tommy Wiseau is in on the joke, there is no joke.

For reasons defiant of reason itself, Machinima has apparently paid Wiseau actual money, which can be used to exchange for goods and/or services, to "star" in this "show" in which Wiseau plays video games assigned to him by a helpful, dickish alien, and then says things about them.

I don't know how it is possible but Tommy Wisaeu is clearly an Andy Kaufman joke come to life.

I made it to 2:38 but that was it. This is pathetic.

I lasted about 2:46 until I had to stop the video. Seriously, what's Machinima thinking with that crap.

*sigh*
 
That was just sad.

Great article Alex.

Stuff like this is the reason Machinima should be shut down. The saddest part is the sheep that love anything on youtube thats about a video game.