"Today's parkouring Life Advancement Technician knows style and panache and demands it from everything he wears" Alternately; "I like-a to stab-a the girls"
Atomic's argument of an interactive documentary taking place in a video game is intriguing. That said, NO EFFING WAY THAT'S APPROPRIATE! Unless the proceeds of capitalizing off real death go towards alleviating the suffering of those involved, any profit is blood money.
Did the Robo-Nazi with huge shoulder lanterns really need camouflage on his armour? Where's he going to hide? In the shadows he just banished with 1,000,000 candlepower pauldrons?
"Star Wars: The Force Unleashed has hit the stands with a purple lightsaber drawn and humming and the dark side flowing through it." What the hell does that mean? Why does the What They Play review start with a homo-erotic phallus metaphor. That's just wrong!
I guess the drama that spawned Giant Bomb wasn't enough. I was hoping for a slag-fest to come out of Eidos' Sith-like antics, but this would suffice too.
Now more people can know the joy of driving around town and asking clerks to read the lot #'s. Which now seems less important. I guess we can't expect them to fix the RROD outright, if they did half of the world's forum threads would die.
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