DoctorFaust

I, too, have a list of video games.

Vinny scolding the red, red wine while the camera turned red was the best karaoke moment, followed closely by Brad's do-do's.

"Don't Ask Me For Shit" was the best t-shirt.

Thank you.

Sterling Archer.

DADDY!...

DADDY!...

DADDY!...

DREW!!!

Let's make some more nasty sandwiches.

Bloodstained starring Robert Bural, Danny Aello, and O.C. Pete

Also, the read for Teps Oceus sounds like she's saying "That's obvious!" which has some delightful timing in this episode.

I was originally calling this game a car that burns rubber for 60 hours without ever actually peeling out, but oh my god, the comparison to a child excitedly explaining their fantasy world is absolutely fucking perfect.

• If you aren't going to use the shortcuts, you can still "favorite" shards and items to put them at the top of their respective menu.
• Food is better than potions. Make something like pizza or a meat dish that heals a lot, then just buy those from the store.
• Kill those murderers dead.

The N64 cartridge killed itself because you sang that god-awful rap out loud. It's basically like chanting a curse.

@sharkcopter said:

The entire theme of the game is about making connections and healing divides in a post-apocalyptic world while you literally bring the devastated United "Cities" of America back online by fighting evil monsters that pollute, destroy, or turn everything into shit.

So, I'm gonna say "No."

To nobody in particular: You can like something without invalidating someone else's opinion about it. You can dislike something while still acknowledging the value others see in it.

In my opinion, everything enjoyable about this series has nothing to do with the gameplay that takes up two thirds of the screen and the primary attention of whoever's holding the controller.

I've been secretly waiting for this since day one.

"Okay, folks. We've finally implemented some new rules. First, you gain one spin for each puzzle piece you collect only if you make it to a checkpoint or complete the stage. Completing the stage is still worth one banana per Kong, but if you clear the stage with all four KONG letters, you get a free item from the shop. Sponsoring a Kong applies to all Kongs on the tag-team at the end of the stage.

Speaking of tag-teams... (infinite wrestling talk ensues)"

PSA: Shortcuts only apply to the items you activate on the shortcut. When you paste all of your current items, you're making an entire loadout. But if you took a blank shortcut and only chose a different sword, the shortcut would only swap the sword and none of your other items/shards.