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Why the N64 is so great - Part I.

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With the blog initiative I have been compelled to do some more blogs, I know that i already do update type blogs but It is about time I put some proper effort in to making blogs. So I came up with the idea of letting you guys know why the N64 is the best console ever made, in Part I I am going to start with is one of the best things about the N64, the carts.

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Nintendo had done well with cartridges previously with there Nintendo Entertainment System and there Super Nintendo Entertainment System so they decided to see if they could get lucky three times and go for cartridges again with the Nintendo 64. This was a risky move seeing as Sony launched there Playstation two years earlier with a disc format. Nintendo stuck with it and went with the cart, now I'm here to tell you why this is awesome.

Crazy Load Times!

You will see this screen faster than the Gears of War 3 screen, FACT!
You will see this screen faster than the Gears of War 3 screen, FACT!

Pop in Ridge Racer, one of the Playstations launch games, go on do it, I'll wait until you do, ok done, great. Now go and pop in Super Mario 64 one of the N64 launch games, go on go do it, I'll wait...I don't need to finish this sentence because you've already loaded it up. The N64 had crazy fast load times where as the Playstations load times are crazy long, which is not the Playstations fault, but the format that it uses. Games running on carts run faster than games on discs, FACT! Just to prove my point, what game can you get into quicker, Gears of War 3 or Mario Party 3?

Yeah I thought so..

Carts Are Men!

While popping in Ridge Racer you probably noticed all of the scratches on the disc, because lets face it, scratches seem to be on all Playstation discs and nobody knows how they get there, they just do. The smallest scratch to the disc can also mean that you may have broken the game, well thats cause the Playstation is such a girl. Now N64 Carts, there what you call proper men, they drink beer, watch football and eat meat, true men! The N64 carts are very well protected from any physical abuse you choose to bring to your cart, want to throw that copy of Conkers Bad Fur Day out the window? Well you can and it will be unfazed by this. Feel like etching your name on that copy of Doom 64 with a knife so people know its yours, well you can do that too. And look at the first picture in the blog, could you do that with Playstation discs, fuck no!

Memory cards are for jerks!

If you lost your memory card you will never know who those four characters are.
If you lost your memory card you will never know who those four characters are.

Ok so grab that old copy you have of The Simpsons Wrestling (A Playstation "Classic") and play on the Itchy and Scratchy arena, what, you don't have the memory card anymore? Ok go and grab Banjo-Tooie and load up Witchy world for me, thats right good sir you do not need a memory card, the memory is built into the cart! About 85% of N64 games had memory cards built into the cart itself, this was one of the best features of the cart format I enjoyed so much as a child. Because I don't know if you knew this but Playstation memory cards were pretty expensive, and they were easy to fill up. So I had about 5 Playstation memory cards and it was such a pain having to find the right card for the right game. The N64 being the man that it is does not need a handbag to store its data like the Playstation, no it caries that shit in it's pocket!

Thank you for reading, stay tuned for Part II, but before I go let me remind you of one thing...

Gold Fucking Carts!
Gold Fucking Carts!
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n64 was an awesome console. i remember playing that for ages when i had one. good times playing that.

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@ThePaleKing said:

While I don't think any console is the absolute best--and it's pretty ballsy to start off your blog saying one is--I do agree that the cartridges, which were seen as a negative by a lot of jerks, are one of the reasons I love the N64 as well. What proves their worth is that the cartridges benefits are even more noticeable now days, so long after the death of the system. I recently spent a month trying to track down a reasonably priced Japanese PS1 memory card, to use on my Japanese PS2 (being that memory cards are not backwards compatible), because there is literally no way to play the game I bought without one; I wouldn't even be able to beat the game in one sitting, because the game spans multiple discs. What a fucking bummer of a situation caused by the awesome technology of discs and memory cards.

Whereas with the N64, well I just hooked mine up--after 2 years on the shelf--to play Banjo Kazooie last night, and it was literally the simplest process I've experienced in regards to loading up game in a long time, and all because everything is saved on that big ol' fuckin' cartridge. It doesn't require any updating, no spinning up the disc (or god forbid cleaning the disc if it were scratched), and, I feel you on this one, no blowing apart my room to search for memory cards. So yeah, you are correct sir, cartridges are suhweet.

Also one smaller thing I liked: buying a used cartridge and seeing another persons save data. I usually wouldn't use their file, but it was cool to look into another persons experience.

used memory cards and keep track of your stuff better. My memory cards are in the same bin all my un used accessories are

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@MattyFTM said:

Cartridges were the downfall of the N64. The popularization of 3D graphics lead to a dramatic increase in game sizes, and the maximum size of an N64 cart was 64MB. When you think that some big name PS1 games (e.g. the Final Fantasy games) were spread over four 700MB disks, you begin to see why that's a big ass problem. Those games just couldn't be done on the N64. It would be impossible unless you want a game to be spread out over 40+ carts (which would have been prohibitively expensive). Load times are a valid complaint about CD based systems, but when a hardware limitation flat out makes games impossible on your system, that's a far bigger complaint than load times.

DING

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But:
 

  • The Playstation has all the better games.
  • It had a wider range of games.
  • Those discs allowed for much more data, meaning higher quality music/graphics/FMVs.
  • SNES beats them both. It only gets by barely against the Playstation, but beats the N64 quite easily.
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@Video_Game_King:

But..

  • Banjo-Kazooie.
  • Banjo-Kazooie.
  • Banjo-Kazooie.
  • BANJO-KAZOOIE!
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The N64 was definitely a fun console. Personally, I didn't own one until much later. I was always a playstation guy. My cousins had the N64 though so I definitely got my share of Star Fox, Mario, Link, and the other fan favorites when visiting.

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I am thrilled that this actually has nothing to do with software so far. N64 was a super-restrictive system, but the carts do actually have some weird benefits.

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Next one is coming up!

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@Sanj said:

I'll give you five reasons why the N64 was great:

  • Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
  • Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
  • Super Mario Bros 64
  • Super Smash Bros
  • Conker's Bad Fur Day

Not enough? Here's five more:

  • Donkey Kong 64
  • Mario Kart 64
  • Banjo & Kazooie
  • Pokemon Snap
  • Diddy fucking Kong racing.

I don't think any console system will ever be able to compete with such a list.

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Alright guys thanks for all the support, here is part II.

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@MattyFTM said:

Cartridges were the downfall of the N64. The popularization of 3D graphics lead to a dramatic increase in game sizes, and the maximum size of an N64 cart was 64MB. When you think that some big name PS1 games (e.g. the Final Fantasy games) were spread over four 700MB disks, you begin to see why that's a big ass problem. Those games just couldn't be done on the N64. It would be impossible unless you want a game to be spread out over 40+ carts (which would have been prohibitively expensive). Load times are a valid complaint about CD based systems, but when a hardware limitation flat out makes games impossible on your system, that's a far bigger complaint than load times.

Then how come there isn't a single game on the PS1 that looked decent. I challenge you to find a game that holds up today. I also challenge you to a duel. All Ps1 games had an unfortunate problem of looking very weirdly blobbly and pixley. Now there were a ton of bad looking N64 games, but there ARE games that amazingly, graphically hold up still today. Zelda Majoras Mask, Conker being among them. So F your giant sized discs that were still overpowered by the tiny space of the cartridge.

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I think N64 games hold up, on the whole, worse than PS1 games...that whole generation typically is lame in my opinion. Are there good games that you can still go back to? Absolutely, there always are, but on the whole this entire generation and it being the first real dedicated step into 3D was mostly terrible.

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@ThePaleKing: @ThePaleKing said:

spent a month trying to track down a reasonably priced Japanese PS1 memory card, to use on my Japanese PS2 (being that memory cards are not backwards compatible),

At least you CAN play a PS1 game on PS2, unlike an N64 game on Gamecube.

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@habibyjohnson: N64 has like 5 games that hold up today. And while it has some inovative ones, it doesn't make the N64 superior. Just like the PS2, the PS1 had more quality games then the N64. There is no denying it. You look back now and think of how great it is, and then dismiss all the PS1 games. This is like owning a PS3 or 360 and dismissing the other console's exclusives. It is universally agreed that PS1 won that generation, just like PS2 won last generation. I always see people naming a few Xbox or gamecube games and hailing them like the second coming and saying PS2 sucks because it doesn't have them, completely ignoring the amount of good games the PS2 does have, just as there are people naming a few N64 games and then bashing the PS1 because they are exclusive to N64, even tho PS1 have alot more good games.

As for holding up, you know how many people can't play old Resident Evil games because of the controls? Well, I love them and completed them on hard numerous times. I don't have a problem. However, I bought an N64( they are cheap now) and tried to play Goldeneye 007 and Ocarina of time, and I tried very hard to like them, but they looked very oudated and the Gamecube controller didn't feel good. You know why? Because I didn't grew up with an N64, but with a Playstation. So playing all playstation games will bring back memories and remind me why they are so good, but since I don't have experiences like that on N64, means that I am gonna be bored and just go play Gears or something. Sure, someN64 games do hold up gameplay-wise( like Ocarina), but so do PS1 games (like Crash Bandicoot), but if you didn't grew up with one of the sistems, those games won't seem as good as you remember. People love them on 3DS, because they have updated graphics, some reworked dungeons, they are more responsive and stuff like that, but give a new kid an untouched N64 version and he will get bored quicly. That's like releasing an updated version of Crash Bandicoot 3 or GT2 on the Vita.