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Tanks are huge hunks of metal on treads, but they SUCK!

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Tanks are pretty cool, but lets face it, they aren't very good at all.
 
Here is the list of things to avoid:

  • Anti-tank guided missiles.
 These things are everywhere, there are two on the first base alone. One shot can cripple a heavy tank, or even destroy a light tank. You gotta look out for these, they are everywhere.
 
  • C4
If you see a sniper even a few feet away from your tank, you should probably just go to the start menu and select "suicide". Chances are the sniper got two or three charges on you and you are about to die. But there is C4 everywhere! I personally like to put some C4 on the road and wait for an unsuspecting tank to stroll by and BAMMM@#@#$!!! They are dead.
 
Or, you might happen to see an assault class. "Oh, hes harmless, what is he going to do? Use his grenade launcher on me? Pff" 
 
WRONG!
 
He could be using a shotgun and might be putting C4 on your tank as we speak! Quick, do that thing we practiced earlier: Start > Suicide , there we go! just like the Japanese in WWII. And while we are at it, you might want to avoid crazy people driving those quad bikes, there is a chance they might have C4 on them too.
 
  • Rockets and red blinky things
Well well Johny, what do you have there? Oh thats nice, a little red light thanks blinks, very cool Johny, your tank looks mad pimped.
 
Oh but wait, what is that over there? Missile Lock? Look out Joh.. KABAM@%$#!!! Adios Johny! See you! Sayonara! 
 
  • Other tanks
 I remember back in Bad Company where light tanks were a joke to us heavy tanks, but now they can hurt you pretty good with their HEAT rocket and increased normal shell damage. So look out for those too.
 
  • Helimachoppers
Say hello to the Best Game with Evil Helicopters of 2010! These things are viscous and will tear your tank to pieces. And if it has a competent gunner, then you might just see a hellffire missile heading your way..SHABAMKABAMMAMDAM#$!#@!
 
Next up: Why the last base is a total bitch.
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