jonnyboy

I put games many in good boxes. I likes idea of that is.

Your accent is fine PLEASE use it. STOP DOING BRITISH ACCENTS! It's embarrasing. No offence but you guys watch waaay to much TV, and all you see are Cockneys and Toffs (look it up), and mostly Victorian ones at that.

Also we don't live in castles, I've never seen a fucking bowler hat, and there are no more red phone boxes in London and those that are are full of Tart cards (look it up, actually please don't).

Basically the episode of friend where they go to London was made to make you guys feel comfortable. It's the mirror image of that.

Freedom Fighters on the PS2. That was such a good game.

Or possibly Turrican 2 on the Amiga. Better than Metroid, Contra and R-type combined. Literally.

I hate them. But offering advertising in virtual worlds is free money for developers. That being said,

here is an open message for US marketing departments: Please do not forget that the rest of the world is constantly being bombarded by advertisements for products WE CAN'T BUY!  TV shows WE CAN'T WATCH! and presidential candidates WE CAN'T VOTE FOR! Dickheads!

Sorry, had to get it out my system. Better now.

Right on.

Trust me your friends won't be laughing when they are paying child support at 20 years old.

Back in '99. But was "asked to leave" my school in '98. It's a long story. Basically sat my exams somewhere else, got the grades though.

The Simpsons games:

Bart vs the Space Mutants on the Amiga took me YEARS! Only did it after I found you can skip past the last cement section in Springfield Mall, and that was on level 2!

Much later I played the new Simpsons game on the 360. Holy Shit! The Camera and controls in that game are legendarily bad. I have yet to meet someone in person that has beaten the game and the time challenges. All my friends and my wife gave up at the same spot, the alien invasion level. It's a shame cos the script for that game is way, way better than the show or film ever was.

So yeah Simpsons games, hard for a number of fucking reasons.

How dare Croteam put out this and charge for it, after the original has been out for only seven years! They promised continued support for the Serious Sam games with map maker and Mod support! I expect this as a free patch or I'm boycotting!


Seriously though, Serious Sam kick serious arse! I'm in!

"@jonnyboy said:

"Dutchman, Jenifer Connelly, hell's yeah! The only problem is I can't watch Labrynth now without feeling mixed emotions.Oh and as atractive as she unquestionably is every time I look at Megan Fox I see Stacy Slater from Eastenders, and then my hormones subside."

dude how can you even compare the two? Ms slater is hot but not megan fox hot..."

"@jonnyboy:We are a patriotic bunch, but dont over estimate how much the average american cares about the Olympics.  I dont have any idea how the medal count turned out in the last games and I consider my self a serious sports fan.As far as the World Series goes, dont even try to say that there is any club on earth who could beat the WS champ any given year.  The deck is seriously stacked against the US in The World Baseball Classic. I wont get into why cause itd be boring , just take our word for it."