Call of Duty MadLibs

Try it at home? I guess? This may be the dumbest thing I've ever created, I don't know.

How It Starts: A rogue dictator, [antagonist], has taken control of the small [type of settlement] of [name of settlement]. You play the silent but deadly [protagonist], a [protagonist's role] in a small team instructed to infiltrate the base and take down the [name of enemy forces] at any cost before they can launch [a superweapon] and kill millions of innocent [group of NPCs].<br>
How It Plays: Numerous [main weapon]-fights, several on-rail sections as [something that explodes] explosions go off while you're piloting a [vehicle] and at least one nervewracking sequence where you must stealth your way across [difficult level involving stealth].<br>
How It Ends: After a catastrophic chase, everyone in your team is lying around you dead or dying as [antagonist] leers over you. With your last ounce of strength you hurl a [protagonist's weapon] at [antagonist] and kill him (or her) before blacking out. Patriotic music swells up as you get stretchered home, your fate undetermined.<br>

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  • How It Starts: A rogue dictator, Bowser, has taken control of the small kingdom of Mushroom. You play the silent but deadly Mario, a plumber in a small team instructed to infiltrate the base and take down The Koopalings at any cost before they can launch Bullet Bill and kill millions of innocent Toad people.<br>

    How It Plays: Numerous Fire Flower-fights, several on-rail sections as Bob-omb explosions go off while you're piloting a Kart and at least one taut sequence where you must stealth your way across a Ghost House.<br>

    How It Ends: After a catastrophic chase, everyone in your team is lying around you dead or dying as Bowser leers over you. With your last ounce of strength you hurl a Green Shell at Bowser and kill him before blacking out. Patriotic music swells up as you get stretchered home, your fate undetermined.<br>

  • How It Starts: A rogue dictator, Ganondorf, has taken control of the small kingdom of Hyrule. You play the silent but deadly Link, a elf in a small team instructed to infiltrate the base and take down the Gerudo at any cost before they can launch the Triforce? and kill millions of innocent Hylians.<br>

    How It Plays: Numerous Bow-fights, several on-rail sections as Goron Bomb explosions go off while you're piloting a horse called Epona and at least one nervewracking sequence where you must stealth your way across a Water Temple.<br>

    How It Ends: After a catastrophic chase, everyone in your team is lying around you dead or dying as Ganon leers over you. With your last ounce of strength you hurl a Master Sword at Ganon and kill him before blacking out. Patriotic music swells up as you get stretchered home, your fate undetermined.<br>

  • How It Starts: A rogue dictator, King Dedede, has taken control of the small land of Dreamland. You play the silent but deadly Kirby, a pink thing in a small team instructed to infiltrate the base and take down the Waddle Dees at any cost before they can launch a nightmare and kill millions of innocent hopes and dreams.<br>

    How It Plays: Numerous inhaling-fights, several on-rail sections as Crash explosions go off while you're piloting a warp star and at least one nervewracking sequence where you must stealth your way across Wispy Woods.<br>

    How It Ends: After a catastrophic chase, everyone in your team is lying around you dead or dying as King Dedede leers over you. With your last ounce of strength you hurl a previously-inhaled item at King Dedede and kill him before blacking out. Patriotic music swells up as you get stretchered home, your fate undetermined.<br>

  • How It Starts: A rogue dictator, Sephiroth, has taken control of the small world of Gaia. You play the silent but deadly Cloud, a SOLDIER in a small team instructed to infiltrate the base and take down JENOVA at any cost before they can launch Meteor and kill millions of innocent everyone.<br>

    How It Plays: Numerous sword-fights, several on-rail sections as Shinra robot explosions go off while you're piloting a motorcycle/snowboard/chocobo and at least one nervewracking sequence where you must stealth your way across the Northern Crater.<br>

    How It Ends: After a catastrophic chase, everyone in your team is lying around you dead or dying as Sephiroth leers over you. With your last ounce of strength you hurl a Omnislash at Sephiroth and kill him before blacking out. Patriotic music swells up as you get stretchered home, your fate undetermined.<br>

  • How It Starts: A rogue dictator, Andrew Ryan, has taken control of the small underwater city of Rapture. You play the silent but deadly Jack, a guy in a small team instructed to infiltrate the base and take down the splicers at any cost before they can launch ADAM and kill millions of innocent other splicers.<br>

    How It Plays: Numerous plasmid-fights, several on-rail sections as hydra explosions go off while you're piloting a Bathysphere and at least one nervewracking sequence where you must stealth your way across Rapture, again.<br>

    How It Ends: After a catastrophic chase, everyone in your team is lying around you dead or dying as not Andrew Ryan but that other guy leers over you. With your last ounce of strength you hurl a Little Sister at that guy I mentioned and kill him before blacking out. Patriotic music swells up as you get stretchered home, your fate undetermined.<br>

  • How It Starts: A rogue dictator, the killer, has taken control of the small town of Inaba. You play the silent but deadly Charlie Tunoku, a student in a small team instructed to infiltrate the base and take down the shadow monsters at any cost before they can launch fog and kill millions of innocent townsfolk.<br>

    How It Plays: Numerous Persona-fights, several on-rail sections as all-out attack explosions go off while you're piloting a Teddie and at least one nervewracking sequence where you must stealth your way across a sauna filled with Ghoul cards.<br>

    How It Ends: After a catastrophic chase, everyone in your team is lying around you dead or dying as that skeleton chick leers over you. With your last ounce of strength you hurl a Myriad Truths at the goddess and kill her before blacking out. Patriotic music plays as you get stretchered home, your fate undetermined.<br>

  • How It Starts: A rogue dictator, John Romero's Severed Head, has taken control of the small moons of Phobos and Deimos. You play the silent but deadly Doomguy, a marine in a small team instructed to infiltrate the base and take down the demons at any cost before they can launch an invasion of Earth and kill millions of innocent bunnies.<br>

    How It Plays: Numerous BFG9000-fights, several on-rail sections as exploding barrel explosions go off while you're piloting a chainsaw and at least one nervewracking sequence where you must stealth your way across there is no stealth, ever.<br>

    How It Ends: After a catastrophic chase, everyone in your team is lying around you dead or dying as the Icon of Sin leers over you. With your last ounce of strength you hurl a rocket at the Icon of Sin and kill it before blacking out. Patriotic music swells up as you get stretchered home, your fate undetermined.<br>

  • How It Starts: A rogue dictator, Blinky, has taken control of the small grid of pellets. You play the silent but deadly Pac-Man, a pac-man in a small team instructed to infiltrate the base and take down the ghosts at any cost before they can launch them...selves? and kill millions of innocent pac-people.<br>

    How It Plays: Numerous Power Pellet-fights, several on-rail sections as pellet explosions go off while you're piloting a pac-man and at least one nervewracking sequence where you must stealth your way across a grid filled with ghosts and pellets.<br>

    How It Ends: After a catastrophic chase, everyone in your team is lying around you dead or dying as Blinky leers over you. With your last ounce of strength you hurl a yourself after a Power Pellet at Blinky and kill him before blacking out. Patriotic music swells up as you get stretchered home, your fate undetermined.<br>

  • How It Starts: A rogue dictator, ducks, has taken control of the small pond of the countryside. You play the silent but deadly hunter, a hunter in a small team instructed to infiltrate the base and take down ducks at any cost before they can launch duck poop and kill millions of innocent microscopic organisms?.<br>

    How It Plays: Numerous gun-fights, several on-rail sections as duck explosions go off while you're piloting a crosshair cursor and at least one nervewracking sequence where you must stealth your way across the same pond.<br>

    How It Ends: After a catastrophic chase, everyone in your team is lying around you dead or dying as the dog leers over you. With your last ounce of strength you hurl a bullet at a duck and kill him before blacking out. Patriotic music swells up as you get stretchered home, your fate undetermined.<br>

  • How It Starts: A rogue dictator, Z-block, has taken control of the small superpower of the USSR. You play the silent but deadly straight line block, a straight line block in a small team instructed to infiltrate the base and take down the lines at any cost before they can launch towards the top of the screen and kill millions of innocent dancing Russians.<br>

    How It Plays: Numerous T-block-fights, several on-rail sections as line explosions go off while you're piloting a square-block and at least one nervewracking sequence where you must stealth your way across that one block that looks like a Z only backwards.<br>

    How It Ends: After a catastrophic chase, everyone in your team is lying around you dead or dying as the top of the screen leers over you. With your last ounce of strength you hurl a reverse-L-block at the grid and kill it before blacking out. Patriotic music swells up as you get stretchered home, your fate undetermined.<br>

  • How It Starts: A rogue dictator, Opposing Player, has taken control of the small hand of Uno cards. You play the silent but deadly Player, a player in a small team instructed to infiltrate the base and take down the Opposing Players at any cost before they can launch Wild Draw Four and kill millions of innocent Number Cards.<br>

    How It Plays: Numerous Reverse-fights, several on-rail sections as Skip explosions go off while you're piloting a Draw Two Card and at least one nervewracking sequence where you must stealth your way across Unfortunate Images On The Webcam Feed.<br>

    How It Ends: After a catastrophic chase, everyone in your team is lying around you dead or dying as Opposing Player leers over you. With your last ounce of strength you hurl a Xbox 360 Contoller at The Off Switch and kill it before blacking out. Patriotic music swells up as you get stretchered home, your fate undetermined.<br>