MissAshley

There's something to be said about a game that does what it does without regard for the player. Things like "What?" and "Fuck!"

I'm surprised it took this far into the comments for someone to mention this. When Vinny started playing, I thought "Wait, what?"

Oof, that camera reset on the boss. Isn't that one of the things the release day patch is supposed to fix?

Man, this setup is cheesing me. Blatant injustice, even in fiction, riles me up. When I saw Lady and the Tramp for the first time as a child, I got sooooo pissed when Lady got blamed for the Siamese cats tearing up the house.

"That's not fair! She didn't do it!"

The dev really nailed the creepiness of snake coiling and climbing. *shudder*

Man, ever since The Lego Movie, stretch-and-squish Lego animation doesn't do it for me. I need faux stop-motion.

I wonder if Nintendo ever considered allowing players to independently aim each Splat Dualie with the Joy-Cons. That would be super rad.

I would've thought the Switch dock scratch thing was an overreaction until it happened to me.

Twice.

I don't know what else I can do differently. I already place/remove it very slowly and try to keep the screen away from the rails as I do. I wipe the rails and the bottom rubber grips after each time I undock it.

That screen is just too damn soft. I'd gladly trade some shatter-resistance for some scratch-resistance.

I was digging for a bit. Then the talking pollen gave me pause. Then the audio clip lost me. There was a purity to this I enjoyed until that other stuff happened.

Instead of making Alex wear that hat when he does poorly, offer to let him wear this hat when he does well: