Happy birthday, Old School and remember the grass is always greener over the septic tank...so things will surely be coming up roses all over your home now.

" These humans have spent many months shitting into a pot full of water and flushing it into their yardhole. His property is so full of his family's shit that the yardhole is now overflowing into their living quarters. It's possible that in the coming weeks this family will be smothered underneath a wave of their own shit.  Fascinating.  That's what if I'd write in my observation notebook if I were an Alien. "

" Happy birthday, Old School and remember the grass is always greener over the septic tank...so things will surely be coming up roses all over your home now. "

I have located the septic tank and fortunately, it was only about 2 metres of digging.  Not quite finished yet though, as there is a lid somewhere nearby, that is about 1/2 metre square, which I need to find and clear.  I find the tank next to a cap in the pipe, that is oozing liquid (clear, not solidish) and believe me, after my arse, it is the worst smell ever  xD

Shitty... enjoy the DSi, though. = ) Happy Belated Birthday.

" Shitty... enjoy the DSi, though. = ) Happy Belated Birthday. "

Shit exploding in someone else's face would be a nice end to your birthday.  That and the DSi of course. 
 
Happy birthday!

I'm not laughing. I'm actually feeling bad for you.

" Shit exploding in someone else's face would be a nice end to your birthday.  That and the DSi of course.  Happy birthday! "

     I think I avoided a catasrophic event.

I have this picture of you digging up the back garden just like in that Tom Hanks movie, The Burbs.
 
Good to hear you have found it... shame about your lawn though. If it does explode make sure take a pic of the builder with your mess on his face, lol, using your new DSi of course.
 
That's a very clay like soil you have there..

" I have this picture of you digging up the back garden just like in that Tom Hanks movie, The Burbs.  Good to hear you have found it... shame about your lawn though. If it does explode make sure take a pic of the builder with your mess on his face, lol, using your new DSi of course.  That's a very clay like soil you have there.. "

" @Linkyshinks said:

" I have this picture of you digging up the back garden just like in that Tom Hanks movie, The Burbs.  Good to hear you have found it... shame about your lawn though. If it does explode make sure take a pic of the builder with your mess on his face, lol, using your new DSi of course.  That's a very clay like soil you have there.. "

My street is much more normal that The Burbs, though I like to think of myself as an old Cory Feldman  ^_^  It actually isn't clay.  The colour is just accentuated by it being so wet.  It is however, wuite gravelly which is a pain.  Luckily it is just about spring, so the grass will grow back over quickly. "

Wow.. and i thought it was bad when my X boyfriend made me shovel 4 feet of snow in sub zero temperatures while 7 months pregnant.
Don't over exert yourself to much and try not to bury yourself in that trench you hear.

" Wow.. and i thought it was bad when my X boyfriend made me shovel 4 feet of snow in sub zero temperatures while 7 months pregnant. Don't over exert yourself to much and try not to bury yourself in that trench you hear. "

" @oldschool said:

" @Linkyshinks said:

" I have this picture of you digging up the back garden just like in that Tom Hanks movie, The Burbs.  Good to hear you have found it... shame about your lawn though. If it does explode make sure take a pic of the builder with your mess on his face, lol, using your new DSi of course.  That's a very clay like soil you have there.. "

My street is much more normal that The Burbs, though I like to think of myself as an old Cory Feldman  ^_^  It actually isn't clay.  The colour is just accentuated by it being so wet.  It is however, wuite gravelly which is a pain.  Luckily it is just about spring, so the grass will grow back over quickly. "

 
Haha, I was just thinking about him just now in the shower - thinking what on earth happened to him ;). I liked that scene where they're all camped out sitting on the roof eating pizza haha. He was great in the Lost Boys too. 
 
If that's the natural soil I imagine it's nutrient rich with those mountains so close by. 
 
O'btw, this might interest you:
 
 http://www.andriasang.com/e/blog/2009/08/25/fantasy_life_preview/ "

Dude.  Sounds like you're in a world of shit.