It's probably because you are a lazy, good-for-nothing youth who will never amount to anything chasing artificial achievements in an artificial world to escape the soul-crushing reality that you're going to live in your parents' basement until you're 30 sleeping until 1:00pm every day wearing the same shirt for weeks and hanging onto your precious virginity 10 years longer than you anticipated.
Welcome to the club!
;-)
In all seriousness, it's pretty obvious to me that video gaming is the ultimate form of home entertainment. It is infinitely less passive than TV and movies. It can encompass many of the social elements of board and card gaming. It's a very flexible hobby as well. To my knowledge, there are only two major sub-species of human beings who do not play video games:
- Those who were, in the hobby's infancy, too old to want for new things to do. These people were already more than satisfied with TV sitcoms and ball-in-a-cup to think video gaming would or could do anything for them.
- People who believe becoming an adult means artificially discarding every remnant of your childhood regardless of whether or not they still enjoy and appreciate those things. At some arbitrary point in their lives, these people stopped skipping rope, watching cartoons, and chewing bubble gum most likely all on the same day. However, they are more than happy to get shitfaced and vomit on themselves in front of their young children or charge $100,000 of shit they don't need on credit cards. They can do that because adulthood is not about responsibility; it's only about not playing video games.
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