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A Review in Pictures: Nekopara Vol.1

Author's Note: I recently played the Steam Version of Nekopara Vol.1 with @thatpinguino. I had no real idea what we were in for, but it looked like a fun topic for a "joke" intermission as I transition to a new Final Fantasy game. My original intent was to create a "Let's Play" blog series for the game...but while playing the game I quickly discovered that this was NOT going to happen. What I will do instead is chronicle my feelings about the game as I played it chapter by chapter using random images of cats that I found on the internet.

HINT: DON'T PLAY THIS GAME!

Chapter 1

Oh hey ,I heard that this was like an anime!
Oh hey ,I heard that this was like an anime!

Chapter 2

Oh hey...the only thing I do is click the left mouse button, and there are no choices to make! THIS IS BARELY A GAME!
Oh hey...the only thing I do is click the left mouse button, and there are no choices to make! THIS IS BARELY A GAME!

Chapter 3

Is anything interesting going to happen in this game?
Is anything interesting going to happen in this game?

Chapter 4

Uhhhh...did that actually happen?
Uhhhh...did that actually happen?

Chapter 5

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Chapter 6

OH GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP! JUST MAKE IT STOP!
OH GOD PLEASE MAKE IT STOP! JUST MAKE IT STOP!

Chapter 7

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BURN IT WITH FIRE! JUST BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! BURN IT WITH FIRE! JUST BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND!

Chapter 8

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!

Final Assessment

Don't play Nekopara...it's one of the worst things ever made.
Don't play Nekopara...it's one of the worst things ever made.

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