Mailbag: Giant Bomb Mailbag: Leave the Giant Gummy Worm; Take the Toblerone

Dick.

Right? That's what's going on here, right?

It's like an erect penis. Right?

ALEX!

The obvious answer is of course to take both.

an holiday mailbag!

alexxxxx <3333

Good lord those giant gummy snakes/worms. Those alone would probably give you diabetes.

Nice! Content!

YAY ALEX

And the face that Alex has on in the thumbnail is begging to be photoshopped.

To newcomers to the site. That man is called Alex. You might know him as the best writer on the staff.

Giant useless candy.

Alex is the new Brad.

Alex looks a little creepy.

Is it weird that I have never had a Toblerone?

Edit: I have given it some thought and tomorrow I'm going to correct that.

yess it's ALEX

i love how mailbag has become this kind of tragic ordeal for them

hi alex

"Why do we have all of this?"

'cause Giant Bomb, fool! Toblerone represent! POW

But seriously, that's a lot of novelty candy. Nice to see Alex around.

Content!

A serious lack of imagination with this mailbag. I am not impressed one iota.

They seem thrilled

@Christoffer said:

To newcomers to the site. That man is called Alex. You might know him as the best writer on the staff.

Silly Chris, that's not haw you spell Patrick!

More giant gummy worms, huh? That is way too much gummy.

Always glad to see Alex.

That should of been three boxes of Toblerones.

the fun lesbians could have with those..

@Christoffer said:

To newcomers to the site. That man is called Alex. You might know him as the best writer on the staff.

Giant useless candy.

And heroic reviewer of games too terrible for normal people to touch

That reminds me. You can get a yard of Jaffa Cakes over here.

holy balls it's Alex <3

I was obviously overly enthusiastic to view this mailbag.

Alex!

Great job, Jeremy.

Should have sent some gummy vitamins, Jeremy.

Why are you trying to kill Giant Bomb, Jeremy?

ALEX IN DA HOUSE!

ALEX AHHHH

Is it just me or does Vinny look like he's been working out? Looked like he brought us to the gun show with that tiny-t

man alex is lookin rough in the hair scene.

I like almost everything gummy, but the idea of giant gummy anything feels just disgusting.

@Christoffer said:

To newcomers to the site. That man is called Alex. You might know him as the best writer on the staff.

Giant useless candy.

Also extremelly annoying guest on that panel earlier this year

@Animasta: It's called a thinning hairline. It's going to happen to you.

It's going to happen to you.

@Alex said:

@Animasta: It's called a thinning hairline. It's going to happen to you.

It's going to happen to you.

It's a good excuse to do the Walter White thing.

they sure are angry about getting free food

Alex is so awesome. More like Phallics.

@Bistromath said:

He never asked for this.

Hey Alex!

Woo! Alex!

@MetalGearFlaccid said:

@Christoffer said:

To newcomers to the site. That man is called Alex. You might know him as the best writer on the staff.

Silly Chris, that's not haw you spell Patrick!

Nope. He got it 100% right :D

Yay Alex. And nice to see a mailbag again that isn't just someone's trash.

@Alex said:

@Animasta: It's called a thinning hairline. It's going to happen to you.

It's going to happen to you.

wrong, both my parents have full, not nearly as thin as yours, hair at 60, so in your face :)

There's something about the thumbnail that makes me laugh harder than I should. And it might be the delivery from Alex.