Quick Look: G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra

should be a downloadble game..then it would at least have a reason to be like this. but a full game? bullshit.

" I'm interested in the movie, if only for Christopher Eccleston.  "

So it's Commando?

1. Don't watch the 1st minute.  
2. Turn off your audio.
3. Try to relate this POS to G.I. Joe

Man this game looks fucking awful.

This reminds me of Contra with all that was good about the game stripped away.

Football People From Fox or FPFF.

Forget mucking around with MARS, guys. You're better off sticking with MARRS.

wow the gameplay looks like a lame psp game.

I am 15 minutes into this video, and I just now realised that this is a full Xbox 360 game.  This baffles me, because this may as well be an XBLA game.

Absolutely terrible!!!
Looks and plays like a budget  PSX  game.
This is the first "quick look" I couldn't even finish watching.
If this sells more than 10 copies ...it's a crime.
 
Ugh! I feel the need to go take a shower now.

$50
lol

You guys are incomprehensible sometimes.  
 
This game looks pretty good. I mean, If the characters DIDN'T look like their counterparts you would be mad. THey look almost spot on and you're still not happy. You're upset Destro is a guy?!? Would you seriously be LESS upset if he was wearing a metal head and talked from undernath it? or worse yet they computer generated a moving face? 
 
I mean, come on. Once you accept that you're playing a GI Joe game, you have to accept what's obviously going to come with that. 
 
And don't play games on the easiest difficulty level and then complain that they're boring.

I think I'd rather watch the old cartoons & read the old comics than see the movie or play the video game.  This game looks worse than Salvation.  You should have hired the Angry Video Game Nerd to quick look this piece of shit.
 
Snake Eyes and the Secret of the Artic Ooze.

 
No sane person would pay 50 dollars for this, it's worth like 5 at most.

Animations suck, gameplay mechanics suck, etc etc.

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No sane person would pay 50 dollars for this, it's worth like 5 at most.

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 " Once you accept that you're playing a GI Joe game, you have to accept what's obviously going to come with that.  "  

 
Gawd I love that statement! 
 
otherwise, for the game...bleh...

"The guy from Linkin Park" xD I thought you were serious there for a moment because it does look a lot like him and I wouldn't put that past Hollywood these days as an odd casting decision.

This game doesn't look very good, at all. I'm shocked that they think this passes as a real boxed retail game, I've seen more substance in $10 downloadable games, and this costs $60 bucks? I have a hard time believing everyone involved in this was happy with what they put out, Jesus.

Don't do it... Don't play it... Not even use it as a quick look... It's terrible, it actually made me physically ill when I saw it.

dumb and repetitive

As a XBLA or PSN release, this could've been quite nice. Not Trine-quality, but nice.

But as FULL RETAIL? You gotta be kidding me.

It scares me that this will be on shelf's for $60.

i totally believed jeff when he said that the main guy was the rapper from linkin park :|

This game looks just as bad as the movie. No thanks.

Am I the only one that thought this looks fun? If only for laughs? No?

This is not good.
Damn, ITS BAD!

This looks as much fun as being repeatedly kicked in the balls.

I'd play that drunk, so I could have a crazy time during but forget about it after.

" It scares me that this will be on shelf's for $60. "

Jeff and Brad need to check their sister site for more recent G.I. Joe information.  According to Comic Vine, Dial Tone has been a woman since the comic series switched from Marvel to IDW Publishing.  She was also a woman in the recent G. I. Joe: Resolute animated movie.  
 
Game looks boring and is over priced at $50.  Should be no higher than $30, because only kids under 8 would play it.

They should have just made this a XBLA game. I would at least be 1/2 interested in it then.

"looks like an XBLA game. "

the first thing i thought when watching this video was "what's wrong with the animations?" that thought quickly changed to "what's wrong with this game?" oh dear.

sorry guys, this game looked simple and fun.

What a crap-tastic game

WHAT!!!!!!!!!! the whole quick look i though it was an arcade game, holy shit i can't belive it's a $50 game

" sorry guys, this game looked simple and fun. "

What the hell is this?

WOW! G I Joe the arcade game by Konami is better than this game.