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Quick Look: Things on Wheels

Hey, want more Mad Tracks? No? Here you go!

Sit back and enjoy as the Giant Bomb team takes an unedited look at the latest video games.

May. 13 2010

Cast: Jeff, Ryan

Posted by: Drew

In This Episode:

Things on Wheels

155 Comments

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Edited By cheeseknight5

SWEET  
 
edit: didn't get the quest for some reason. damn.

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Edited By Gizmo

First!
 
edit: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Edited By fwylo

YES
 
Edit: Hilarious, we must have posted exactly at the same time because I got it too. Fuckn eh.

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Edited By andrela
@Gizmo said:
" First! "
no :p
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Edited By PulledaBrad
@Gizmo said:
" First! "
Try again!
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Damn!

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Edited By blueman90

Where is the ER.
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Edited By nanikore

Are you feeding us early Quick Looks because of the lack of ERs today, Drew?

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Edited By GuardianKnux

Wth I just looked at the front page like 2 mins ago lol

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Edited By sjolle

lol

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Edited By Clubvodka

For the menus and everything I'm getting a real Bioshock vibe.
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Edited By Majkiboy

hmm

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Edited By fox01313

I want to trade my XBLA of Mad Tracks for this. Despite the heckling it does look marginally better than that title. Thx to this I might wind up getting it if it goes on sale but will wait for now. 
 
Just love the hidden depth of the X button.

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Edited By pbhawks45

A MAN CHOOSES... A STEERING WHEEL OBEYS.

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Pyramid Race

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How friggin' hard is it to just bring a sequel or a remake of Re-Volt, the best RC car racing kart-style game?

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Did this game have any type of quality control?  The god damn race names aren't even capitalized properly. 
 
ETA: And for the most of them, they didn't even make an attempt to do a quality pun.

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wow todays TnT is ToW?

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So generic. Not sure why all the levels look like parts of Rapture.
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Edited By Ronald

This game looks bad enough I don't even care that the video ends 20 seconds early. Although, i think that might be a sign of something worse going on at GB today.

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This makes me miss Re-Volt :(

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Edited By jeffk38uk

Stick to Sonic & Sega All Star's Racing if you want a pretty decent kart racer of late to be frank as this looked mind numblingly boring.

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Whiskey Media car site confirmed?

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HAHA GET IT GUYS SILENT WHEEL

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Edited By mmmskyscraper

It's not even so bad that it's awesome, it's just UGH.

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HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

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Edited By Scooper

This looks like a bad game.

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Edited By MachoFantastico

If only Alan Wake and Lost Planet featured fake blogs the world would be a much kinder place. 

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"I think you're missing the hidden depth of the X button."

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Edited By mmmskyscraper

WTF, Jeff just said it's FIFTEEN DOLLARS.
 
Lulz of the year confirmed.

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My aim for today: Use "electrofamacuted" in a conversation.

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Edited By Gizmo

This game disgraces XBL.

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Edited By peepeepoopoo696

Things on wheeels, yo!

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things on wheels? ....  .... thanks, no deal! .. get it ? see what i did there?

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This might be the first quick look I've watched where I wanted them to stop playing and walk away.

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Edited By hagridore

Crash Team Racing over all!

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Edited By Damian

These dudes made Mad Tracks. Quell surprise! 
 
Here's a sample of their hilarious corporate page
"LOAD Inc. is made of 
ex-UBI Soft specialists totalizing more than 187 years experience in video game development."

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Lost ?
 
edit: WRONG KIND OF "ITS"

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wow you guys couldn't be less enthused about this game, but you know what i can't blame you.

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@pbhawks45 said:
" A MAN CHOOSES... A STEERING WHEEL OBEYS. "
 
not if it is a toyota. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
wait i just bought a new one.. doh
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This game looks bad.

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"Viewtiful Tow" is just the worst fucking thing ever. Seriously. God damn.

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@MmmSkyscraper said:
" WTF, Jeff just said it's FIFTEEN DOLLARS.  Lulz of the year confirmed. "
It's 10 dollars, not 15.  Stupid Major Nelson said it was 15 early on, and people are still getting that wrong.  This game should make a nice deal of the week sometime, but if you want to drop 800 points on a kart racing game, do yourself a favor and pickup GripShift instead.
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I hate to be one of those people that just quote a line from the video, but it's just that good. I must let everyone see it in writing!
Ryan : "You haaaave a controller in your lap." Jeff : "...That's not a controller."

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I admit, "Get First or Die Trying" was my favorite dumb word play racetrack name.

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Yeah I would like to hear some Guns N' Races: 
  

  By the way Axl is craaaaaaaazy in this video.
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I won a contest on Destructoid a year ago and my name is in the credits. It shames me to be in the credits of this garbage.

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"oh i got electrofamacuted"  
 
 
edit: this looks really bad, not Re-volt worthy :(

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"I feel like I can see my own ears here..."
 
Rofl. That FoV was insane.

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Edited By Moridin

I agree with the sentiments expressed in the video. Seems really bland and lifeless. Heh.