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A Guy, A Crate and Seven Days of Lord of the Rings Online

Jordan Long's going inside a box and travelling across the country. For art.

This is the box that Jordan Long will be locked in for seven days, as he travels towards Oregon.
This is the box that Jordan Long will be locked in for seven days, as he travels towards Oregon.

One white t-shirt, one pair of pants, one pair of underwear, one pair of socks, one pair of tennis shoes, 28 protein bars, four gallons of water, a computer, vitamin D tablets, aspirin, wet wipes, three cooling fans, a pillow, five feet of tubing and two custom air-sealed containment units for waste.

All of these items are being been packed in a box...plus a person.

Tonight, Jordan Long will be locked inside of a crate. That crate will be placed inside of a truck and driven from Bald Knob, Arkansas to Portland, Oregon over the course of seven days. This is not an ordinary crate, though; there's a computer with Lord of the Rings Online installed. Long will be playing his LOTRO character, Adanwings, the whole time. He will not leave the crate.

Why someone would do this is an excellent question.

Long is a performance and video artist known for some extraordinary stunts. Here's what I mean.

Perhaps an even better question is why he'd choose to play Lord of the Rings online, of all things.

"I chose LOTRO because of my connection to it," explained Long over email. "I played the game long before coming up with this art piece. I love the books, and a friend got me into the game itself. It was a friendly environment that I found inviting. I'll be running mostly a Lvl 65 hunter and Lvl 57 warden throughout the performance. And yes, I play non-MMO games, including Team Fortress 2 and Portal 2."

This particular piece, which Long is calling "Box Shipment #2," is part of his exploration of trauma and human coping mechanisms. Long experienced trauma himself, leading him to develop these series of pieces, but rather understandably, he wasn't willing to divulge what happened.

"In a lot of my work I explore mechanisms that either I or others have used to deal with PTSD [post traumatic stress disorder]," said Long. "Video games are being used in different forms to combat the effects of the disorder. People find many ways to deal with their symptoms, and what works for one won't work for everyone. It's a subject that's close to me, but I study it from an analytical perspective. Otherwise it wouldn't be art; it would be therapy."

This is Adanwings, the character Long will be playing as in Lord of the Rings Online.
This is Adanwings, the character Long will be playing as in Lord of the Rings Online.

"Box Shipment #2" presumes there was a first box, which is true. That one was just an experiment, though, where Long was stationary inside of a crate over four days. No one surrounding Long even knew he was in the crate at the time, which was meant to explore his own reactions to crazy situations.

"Being in such a confined space accentuates that feeling of being so far removed from a world that's going on around you," he said, "AND the odd feeling of safety it brings with it, even when it's a scenario that terrifies me (like places I can't get out of)."

I don't know about you, but being locked in a box for any amount of time, with or without an online game to keep me company, sounds pretty horrifying. Even walking through the recreated Batcave with tiny, tiny hallways at Six Flags to reach the Batman ride managed to make me sweat, and getting locked inside a coffin while alive definitely ranks within my top five worst possible scenarios.

You'll be able to follow along with this experiment in real-time, too. Long has enlisted a fellow LOTRO companion, Townsfolk, to document Long's experiences as Adanwings inside the game, while Brandi Roberts, a friend, will be blogging about Long's reactions in the real-world. Updates on both will be available on www.jordanwaynelong.com.

There will even be a real-time GPS tracker, in case you need up-to-the-minute news.

Long has been speaking with a doctor about how his body will react to the prolonged position and sustained exposure to darkness (thus the vitamin D tablets), but he leaves certain elements unchecked to enhance the performance factor. After all, he's doing all of this to help make a point.

Despite the research and preparation, though, it's hard not to imagine the task ahead sounds daunting.

"I like the audience to know that the emotions I'm going through are honest," he said. "So yes, there are moments when I get scared because I don't know what's going to happen. But that feeling is interesting to me. Trauma is a very personal experience. When it's happening, nothing else in the world matters."

As of this writing, the final touches are being put on the box. At 10:00 p.m. CST, he goes inside. The final part of the performance will take place on July 7 at the Fourteen30Contemporary.

"At this point I'm just trying to relax and get my mind in the right place," he told me last night, a little more than 24 hours before this all starts. "I have prepared for this as much as I can and I'm ready."

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This feels like that lame ass show Fear factor, where everyone who's participating in the show moronically forgets that everybody working on set is contractually obligated and paid to make sure they're in no danger of dying or suffering of any real pain what so ever.

And yet they still scream and shake at nothing.

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Acting weird does not equal art.

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Need to be careful about DVT (deep vein thrombosis). I was unaware of such a condition for such thing as gaming but I was pulled up short by t his rather tragic post over on Eurogamers forums.

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You guys disappoint me, deeply. Shame on you.

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You know what'd be hilarious? If LOTRO went down for maintenance when the dude is doing his box thingy. Man, that would be supremely epic.

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Not entirely sure the trip has begun, but gauging by this bile-filled thread, it's already garnering emotional responses. 

Advantage: Box dude!

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Picasso over here

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If he's an artist then David Blaine is a magician.

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If this isn't pretense, I have no idea what is.

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Not only is there a lot of needless hate in these comments for Long and what he's doing, there's quite a bit of needless hating on LotRO as well. To each their own, really, but LotRO is the MMO I call home (with some EVE Online on the side). Can't people simply enjoy what they like without taking cheap shots at how other people choose to spend their time? I'd expect better from a community that's always patting itself on the back for being superior to others on the 'net.
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@gogobomb said:

um. quick question. if he's traveling on the road how does he have internet?

this

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subyman

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Art? Uhm, sure...

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how can he connect to the internet while on the road? are they just going to rely on a 3G signal, and then use a hotspot?

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Great...so he's an idiot, and totally misunderstood the meaning of the word Art.

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@Ffenix said:

Lord of the Rings online... why? And is this REALLY art, or just basically a dude in a box playing LotRO?

Honestly you can ask that question for all performance art.

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gee aint art wonderful.

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@Nentisys said:
This isnt art. Its just stupid.
I was thinking the same thing. No one looks at this guy and thinks, "wow, he's creating art". In reality, people look at him and think "what an idiot"
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@LiquidPrince said:

@Ffenix said:

Lord of the Rings online... why? And is this REALLY art, or just basically a dude in a box playing LotRO?

Honestly you can ask that question for all performance art.

There are plenty of people who isolate themselves in their rooms/basements/homes playing WoW or other MMOs everywhere around the world, only real difference is that those people aren't claiming that it's art. It's their lives.
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whatever floats your box... i guess.

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He'll be taken out by a massive headache at some point.

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You know, you could make the box big enough so that you could stretch out to the length of your body, at least. The "performance" would still be the same. Nobody would be like "well, that's cheating, because the box is big enough for him to lay flat - head to toe!". Also, don't all states have seatbelt laws? This definitely won't fly once you cross the border into Oregon. We keep more police sniffing around for their quotas there than at a donut shop.

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See, this is why I hate modern art.

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Man, I want to slap this fool.

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Sounds like a typical week for me. Guess I'm an artist.

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Let's not forget what one of the great thinkers of the 20th century said - "Art is no damn good"  lol...
Anyhow, i hope this guy doesn't end up even worse off.. considering his PTSD and all.

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@Mikemcn Art is 100% subjective. I see this as a form of human art. But just because I see it that way doesn't make it definitively art. Neither does you saying "it's not art" make it non art. It's up to each person to decide for themselves
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@Zithe said:

Sounds like a typical week for me. Guess I'm an artist.

This is sad and yet hilarious.
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Jesus, most of ye need to calm down a little bit.
 
"Oh I'm so angry at this guy for no good fucking reason that I hope he dies !" The dude is putting himself in a box he's not murdering puppies. Take a fucking chill pill the lot of ye.

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Since when has crawling through cardboard boxes been considered art? Isn't art supposed to invoke some feeling or emotion in its observer? I mean for fuck's sake, kids do this shit for fun...I'd do this shit for fun! Call me fucking Picasso. 
 
And yes what he's doing is cool only in that it's kind of what any of us would like to try if only once. I  mean, when Skyrim or The Old Republic comes out I'd be more than happy for someone to stick me in a box for 7 days and tell me to play video games. I'm just confused on what this guy is doing that we don't already do in dorm rooms.

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Art? Sounds more like pseudo-psychology to me.

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"We’ll update you on the urine level at least once daily until the night of the performance (July 7) in Portland." 
 
There was also a picture of the clear container all the urine is in.  This is unbelievably stupid.
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Since everyone here in the comments is an art genius, and knows this isn't art, I'm waiting for one of them to tell me what is. Educate me.

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@tdous said:
Since everyone here in the comments is an art genius, and knows this isn't art, I'm waiting for one of them to tell me what is. Educate me.

I would consider the shit I just took more art-worthy than this guy sitting in a box playing a game.  So to answer your question, shit is art.
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Looks like "art" is the new excuse for playing X mmo alone in a dark room for X number of days.

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Why is a portrait considered art and this not?

Is a letter art because it uses the same medium as a novel?

Art is about intention and interpretation, I don't know about this piece but the box video was quite thought provoking.

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How does one use the bathroom....?

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And he'll earn his PhD with this project...?
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Playing mmorpgs in a tiny box... story of my life.

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@Zithe said:

Sounds like a typical week for me. Guess I'm an artist.

Actually, this is an art website. Full of artists.

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He's on his way to MoMa.

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This is simultaneously completely crazy and intriguing to me. People do a lot of weird shit for different reasons, but most of those reasons are never explained. Kudos to this guy for straight up saying WHY he's doing this.  
 
I could never do something like this, and I would never want to either.
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I don't care how someone wants to spin this shit.  It's fucking stupid.  It's anything but art.  And this guy needs to get a fucking life.

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Please don't give this guy anymore attention... this is so dumb.

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People ask themselves: Why are the chinesse kicking our ass? The long search is over.

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Most of you are mad that he's calling his stunt art and are all on some high and mighty art debate.

I'm just worried that he dies and the mass media proceeds to portray gamers in a worse light than what already exists.

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@studnoth1n: Haha, I hear you. Pablo Picasso's "Blue Period" can't hold a candle to my "Mass Effect Period." That was truly a masterpiece.