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Blizzard Gets Drunk on Panda Mystery, Announces Mists of Pandaria WoW Expansion

Enjoy the only headline of the day not to use the "Blizzard is Pandaren to the fans!" pun. Way too easy, guys. Way too easy.

Yep, this is happening.
Yep, this is happening.

Proving that Blizzard are the kings of the game industry when it comes to the long-con, the publisher announced today at its annual Blizzcon event that Mists of Pandaria, an expansion with roots originating in an elaborate April Fool's Day joke back in 2005, is actually a real thing that Blizzard is releasing next year.

Originally joked as a mysterious "fifth race," the Pandaren have nonetheless been a much talked-about part of the lore of World of Warcraft in subsequent years and expansions. Now, this new expansion will finally let you create a giant Panda Bear with a penchant for kung-fu fighting, and play him/her as a member of either the Horde or the Alliance. This is the first race in the game that doesn't automatically start out as part of either faction, once again proving that bears cannot be trusted.

In addition to the new playable race, Mists of Pandaria will up the level cap to 90, and add new talent systems, PVE scenarios, a new pet battle system, and a new dungeon challenge mode. Word on the street is that Mists of Pandaria is playable in some form at Blizzcon, so expect more salient details to flow throughout the web during the weekend.

In the meantime, I present to you the following song in celebration of this new Pandaren dominance.

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@MagikOvenMit:

Pretty much, but upfront. I haven't seen the pricing, so it probably will be less than $180. I remember paying less with the 6 month subscription over the monthly fee when I used to play.

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what ever i guess its another reason to go back to wow for a month yea lol

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Ahahah I love it.

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psst the Panderan were actually in WarCraft III, in the expansion they had a playable hero in multiplayer. It goes further back than WoW april fools

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Finding it pretty hard to care about this...

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Wow. Other than the free Diablo 3 news, this is about as silly as it gets. Wasn't the expansion supposed to KEEP people from jumping to TOR?

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This is still ridiculous. Not that I really care about WoW, but still. Awesome.
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Does the annual pass just mean you'll promise to pay your $15 a month for a full year?

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I approve of Sifl and Olly. Good job Alex.

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As someone who has never, and will never play WoW, I could not be more happy that this is a thing.

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Ryan must be stoked.

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I don't play WoW anymore but I'm kinda interested in how the new class(Monk) will work. We already have Priest so...what will it do?

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Most of what I read about this just looks... lazy. The fact that the Monk's tanking tree is called "Brewmaster" is just sad, and all of the eastern elements they're trying to throw in just don't seem like they've been thought through very far. I mean, the monk's resource is called "Chi." Seriously? Am I not supposed to cringe at that?

@SomeJerk: There have been about >two< actual retcons in the entire history of WoW. People overuse that word horribly.

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I may have to get into WoW again.

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The only reason i would get this is to see a panda in fucking full plate.

ADDENDUM: The only reason i would get this is to see a panda in fucking full plate, shooting another panda with a gun.

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If I was still into wow I would be pretty pissed right now.

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I have a free starter account that probably can't even use store pets, and I've had to stop myself more than once from buying the Pandaren pet.

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Wow.....just....wow....

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And the number one threat? ...Bears.

(How do they follow up the Cataclysm with a gag expansion?)

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My real question is, what is the conflict of the expansion? Metzen said a greater focus on factional fighting, but what about pve? Who is the bad guy?!

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While I approve of their business model and the way they work, I still want to say that this is a shark I did not expect them to jump.
 
And you have no idea how many sharks there are left.
 
Infinite.
 
They'll retcon until the ends of time.

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Not sure it'll be enough to get me back into WoW.

Maybe just one month.

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The big story here too, is the WoW Pass. An annual subscription that you pay monthly that gets you Diablo 3 for free when it comes out. It all most makes me want to reactivate my Wow Account. All most....

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so fucking stupid

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I feel weird now.

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That panda looks pretty cool.

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This is still ridiculous. Not that I really care about WoW, but still. Awesome.

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PANDAS!

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yessss best thing everr

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lol bears

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Yep, this is happening.
Yep, this is happening.

Proving that Blizzard are the kings of the game industry when it comes to the long-con, the publisher announced today at its annual Blizzcon event that Mists of Pandaria, an expansion with roots originating in an elaborate April Fool's Day joke back in 2005, is actually a real thing that Blizzard is releasing next year.

Originally joked as a mysterious "fifth race," the Pandaren have nonetheless been a much talked-about part of the lore of World of Warcraft in subsequent years and expansions. Now, this new expansion will finally let you create a giant Panda Bear with a penchant for kung-fu fighting, and play him/her as a member of either the Horde or the Alliance. This is the first race in the game that doesn't automatically start out as part of either faction, once again proving that bears cannot be trusted.

In addition to the new playable race, Mists of Pandaria will up the level cap to 90, and add new talent systems, PVE scenarios, a new pet battle system, and a new dungeon challenge mode. Word on the street is that Mists of Pandaria is playable in some form at Blizzcon, so expect more salient details to flow throughout the web during the weekend.

In the meantime, I present to you the following song in celebration of this new Pandaren dominance.