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E3 2013: The Plan

You already know (but just in case you don't, here's a rough idea of when to catch our live shows).

We're expecting to finally hear more about the long-awaited Master P/Seth Green video game. No we aren't.
We're expecting to finally hear more about the long-awaited Master P/Seth Green video game. No we aren't.

I stink. It's a great weekend for a heatwave. I can only hope that Los Angeles will somehow be cooler than it is here in my house, because super heat is very much not my thing, at least when running around to see video games is concerned.

Look, E3 2013 is right around the corner, people. And we're going to start coming at you with a variety of live shows.

The first one will be tomorrow, Sunday morning. Against all advice, I've decided to keep the dream alive by driving to E3. By myself. Hey, I was looking for a good reason to drive my car real fast, so maybe this works out. Along the way, I'll have my iPad on the passenger seat, where it will hopefully be pushing my lonely, open road voice out via Mixlr.

Depending on how quickly I wake up and get my shit together, that show should start no later than 10AM. It'll happen right here: http://mixlr.com/jeff-gerstmann/ - I'll be posting that link to Twitter when it starts, but since the cell towers along the interstate are made of tin cans and signs that read "food grows where the water flows," I can't guarantee that it'll be a solid six hours of me slowly going insane. Mixlr has a chat room, if you want to sign up for their service, so depending on how dedicated I am to almost wrecking my car, maybe I can take some questions.

Just envision me behind the wheel, slightly less Japanese writing, and me singing along to satellite radio until I crash.
Just envision me behind the wheel, slightly less Japanese writing, and me singing along to satellite radio until I crash.

The real show starts Monday night, around 10PM PDT, with the first live video show from our all-new (to us) studio located just minutes away from downtown Los Angeles. That'll be the press conference day, so we should have plenty to discuss, but we'll bring in some guests, too, to help liven things up.

For the rest of the show, we'll be back in the evening. So on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, expect to find us up on your internet screens around 8PM. We have a mixture of old and new broadcast favorites lined up as guests, and if you've been with us in years past, you know that you're in for a great, loose, and probably weird time.

We'll also have a handful of interviews hitting the site over the course of the show along with a bonus podcast where we talk about the E3 things I saw prior to the opening of the show an make a few last-minute predictions.

This year you'll watch the Xbox One. Next year? The Xbox One watches you.
This year you'll watch the Xbox One. Next year? The Xbox One watches you.

If you're looking for a chat room to crash in, we've got your back for that, too. :Rorie will be back in the lab, keeping the chat room pumping as we feed in GameSpot's press conference live streams on Monday and their main stage broadcast for the three days of E3 Actual. I've caught a few glimpses of their stage show schedule, and it looks like they've got just about all of the major players there to give demos and talk about their games.

So turn out all the lights, close your blinds, break your phone, unplug your Kinect, wrap the tinfoil over your head, put a piece of bubble gum over your webcam, and order a billion pizzas (but tell them to leave the pizza on the doorstep and get the hell away from your dwelling). E3 is on!

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PSYCHED!

All aboard the E3 HYPE TRAIN!!!

#SPACEWORLDMYSTERIES

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The Microsoft conference will leave people brain dead.

The Sony conference is at 3 am local time.. MY BODY WILL BE READY.

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My body is ready.

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@beachthunder: I'd appreciate it if you stopped getting my hopes up.

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E3 HYPE TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNN!

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Video games!

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Shotgun to Jeff's hype car! I expect up-to-date truck news on the road.

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aaaawww man will this be archive?

got work today

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Ahoy there sailor can you do the otter dance!

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this sounds like a trip to the Lang Zone

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It's so hard to keep up with all the E3 coverage. I'm actually kind of upset I have a tattoo appointment on Tuesday because I'll be missing E3 stuff.

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Can't wait to see some Agent footage!!

All joking aside this E3 has everything to be great, I hope it delivers, also I'm on vacation now so :D :D :D :D

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Excited for E3... yay!Applebloom reacting with 'apples apples apples', 'animated', 'do want', 'excited', 'jumping', 'happy', 'yay' and 'yes'

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More than my body is ready!!!!

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I will miss the house :( a studio setting just doesn't seem right for these late night festivities. I hope it doesn't lose any of it's luster being in a studio, the house party atmosphere ( insert your favorite kid and play reference her) was awesome!!!!!! Either way I will be tuned in!!!!!!!

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Jeff "Lexus" Gerstmann

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E3 HYPE TRAIN!!!

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I'm so excited! This is my favorite part of the year!

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IS350? Jeff you should have bought an Audi or a Benz for that kind of money.

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@beforet: Got to love the otter dance. I named my fantasy football team Sexy Otter Dance Party based on that gif.Here is the team logo.

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Man plans and...

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Well Giants baseball will take a backseat for all this fun!

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@jeff, @rorie

Dumb question--will you be archiving these somewhere? I assume you will at least throw the audio into the Bombcast feed, but will you archive the video on the site, or maybe even both. I am on the East Coast, and have zero chance of staying awake for all of the live streams, and probably not even starting the Monday night one.

Thanks

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@shaggydude said:

@gaspower: I think that's just you. Just you being weird there. Justin's always enjoyable, and actually makes some pretty solid goofs on the regular.

He's probably the only one who is consistently funny of the four guys, though I do find Russ's characters to be enjoyable especially the French Indie developer, Jean Baptiste.

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well guess i'm not getting much work done next week between certain hours. lol

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I am ready!

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My phone is broken, check.

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I am so pissed that I have to work tonight. Hopefully the Sony stream is recorded and archived somewhere! I am excited for the entire week though.

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Its good to own my own business, next week OFF!

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This year is the first of my 'take the week off during E3' vacations. 3 years of trying to follow the press conferences and read the news at work is a thing of the past.

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where's the promised live stream?

It's past sunday morning in the US right?

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Jeff needs to listen to more 80s music.

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PREPARE FOR GLORY

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I am clicking through Google Maps while listening to Jeff =|

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I'm loving the hearts of dead air

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Maaaaan... that article pumped me up in the way only GB can!

E3 HYPE TRAIN!

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@gaspower: Yes, the characters are great. I liked "New York Giraffe" a couple weeks ago who was heading up a street team for his Uncle Enzo's pizza joint.

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I've been listening to Jeff drive to LA for almost 3 hours now on mixlr. Great start to E3. And there's still about another 3 hours until LA.

Listen to Jeff http://mixlr.com/jeff-gerstmann/

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Well, I went a whole hour without an idiot forcing me to see a pony.

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Aww yea E3 is nigh, time to lock your door tell your mom "NOOOoo MEHM EHHHTREE" and stay glued to your screens, also grab a bucket to shit and piss in.

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God, I'm so ready for this.

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Wait Jeff finally got a new car at some point?

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I just doubt China cares..

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Are there going to be podcasts of the live shows this week (like last year if I remember) so I can catch up while I am supposedly working hard?

Anyway have fun running around like nutters and existing on Redbull with little sleep this week! But I look forward to your shows and coverage.

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Can't believe this thing kicks of tomorrow. Wanting to see the new Nintendo Direct the most this year. Sadly, that is on Tuesday.

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E3 HYPE TRAIN!!!!!!!! Woohooooo choo choo

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Fuck. Guys, I can't wait to hear Justin McElroy this year.

Oh God..

Time Belt!

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E3 HYPE TRAIN

amidoingitright?

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That car ride was way more entertaining than I expected it to be. Thanks for letting us ride along Jeff, and glad your Bladder survived that final dash.