Giant Bomb & Cards Against Humanity Team Up

I contributed with "beating 100%" and "Jurassic Park dubstep". I'll have to listen to more bombcasts to get more ideas, haha.

When you submit stuff, does the page just reset for anyone else? Am I supposed to get some kind of "way to go, you submitted stuff" page or is it working as intended?

Too bad that I can't get credited for all of my unspeakably genius submissions. ;_;

Is "WUB WUB WUB" already a card? Because I just now took care of that.

Here are the ones I just submitted

White Cards

- Never being able to look your dog in the eyes again.

- Lauging outside an orphanage

- Breaking into a zoo to steal a monkey

- Your right hand turning into a girl

- Throwing a bottle of piss at singers you don't like

"I'm __________, and that looks fucked up."

@sonicrift said:

Will Smith's Cum Face

This works on two levels. I love it.

"Seven Hundred and Seventy Five Million Dollars."

"Naked cartoon pussy" must be a white card.

Not too sure about a black card. I really don't want to make it to "in-joke-y" because then no one but the community would "get" it.

@sonicrift said:

Will Smith's Cum Face

That card should just have that image -- no text.

Time to put my inhuman thinking cap on...

Will Smith's Cum Face

Gaming for me is a religion and Haze is the shit.

I'm really hoping that this won't be US-only.

"A goddamn Dachshund."

Baditude.

"Nothing is bigger than Patricks hair except ________"

Secret Cave Hair

Just submitted:

"The tired look on Jeff Gerstmann's face when asked how to get into video games journalism."

@Hooded said:

I sleep like a baby after bathing in a tub full of _______.

Peter Molyneux

Should find some way to incorporate Big Jeffrey into this.

Contributed with "Big ass ramp". don't know if it's funny or not just something half-related to giant bomb.

I'm assuming Patrick has biggest, blackest dick covered? Screw it I'm using it again.

I'll try to not post stupid GiantBomb memes!

Already thinking of some good (horrible) submissions. My only thing is I wish the submission page had a few more options like a checkbox to signify if you're writing a white or black card, do you write one card idea per submission, etc.

"The kind of boner you get while watching a Sim die."

Why is this attached to Baditude ?

So, will this be available outside USA and Canada? I find it quite ridiculous that they wont let Amazon ship their cards anywhere else.

I sleep like a baby after bathing in a tub full of _______.

@Jackhole said:

Floppy naturals

If this isn't in the deck, I'm gonna be really disappointed.

I love how this is filed under Baditude, given the recent debate.

CAME ON MYSLF

Floppy naturals

Maybe I should get this when it's out. I don't have a deck yet.

Hope.

That's insane.

In case you missed it during our PAX Prime 2012 panel, we recently announced a loving, trust-based partnership with our friends behind the incredibly distasteful parlour game Cards Against Humanity, with a limited-edition Giant Bomb-themed expansion pack as the expected fruit of this eldritch coupling. For those not already familiar with Cards Against Humanity--either from its multipleThursday Night Throwdown appearances or its generally increasing cultural profile--it's essentially Apples to Apples or Mad Libs, but calibrated with Swiss precision for a nuclear brinksmanship level of offensiveness. So, you know, right up our alley.

As with the core Cards Against Humanity experience, crowdsourcing ideas for new cards for our expansion pack is an important part of the process, which is where you come in. There's a special page already up at Cards Against Humanity Dot Com where you can submit your stupid ideas--ideas that we will, no doubt, mock derisively when the Giant Bomb and Cards Against Humanity staffs (staves?) meet up to decide which cards will make the cut.

Feel free to submit any of your favorite Giant Bomb references, or just whatever funny, absurd, random, offensive thing that springs to mind, though know that one of our main goals here is to make an expansion worthy of one of our favorite games that'll be fun to play, even for those who don't know why that deer is wearing a wrestling mask, and don't care. (Example: me!)

Either way, whoever wins, we lose.