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L.A. Noire Coming to PC This Fall

Now PC players too can cringe as Cole Phelps shouts angrily at innocent children and grieving widows.

Ever since L.A. Noire crossed the barrier of retail existence on Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3, indignant PC players have shaken their fists angrily in the direction of Rockstar's offices, demanding that their chosen platform receive its own version of the publisher's critically acclaimed detective thriller.

I still kinda wish Cole was played by Jon Hamm.
I still kinda wish Cole was played by Jon Hamm.

Congratulations are in order to the PC elite, as your incessant letter-writing campaigns, steady stream of outraged story and forum comments, and repeated orderings of unwanted pizzas to Rockstar's offices have paid off. The publisher today announced that L.A. Noire will be headed PC way this fall in both boxed and digital formats.

No word yet on whether any of the DLC content released on consoles will be included with the package, or whether PC players will still have to download it separately, but I imagine we'll hear more about that closer to the game's release.

While this is great news for PC gaming fans, one cannot help but shudder at the prospect of what modders may do once they get their hands on the game's various mutilated, nude corpses. One can easily envision a Cole Phelps "naked dead lady" mod coming along at some juncture. Is there any concept more horrifying than that of Cole Phelps' shrill, accusatory voice shrieking humorlessly at you from the visage of a nude corpse covered in dirt and dried blood? Good luck getting that out of your head for the rest of the day.

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@KingLouis51: 1TB drives are usually under $70, should be able to handle it :)

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@KingLouis51 said:
The game is at least 20GB when installed on 360, so i hope PC gamers are prepared for a chunk of their hard-drive to go.
I think we'll be fine. ;)
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ugh.. i wish i new this before. I'm going to have 2 copies now.. pc > xbox .. always.

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I literally just jumped with joy!

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@ds8k said:

@Laketown: It would take me less than 2 and a half hours to download 20 gigs from usenet.

@DonPixel: Oh definitely. I'm actually pissed because I JUST bought a copy for PS3. I'm thinking I'll still play it on PS3 and get it for PC later.

do you live in america? would never get anywhere close to that speed

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@DonPixel said:

@SlasherMan: @Brendan: @Laketown: I have a solution then.. go to Rockstar forums and all over the internet: Do a hundred post whining and supporting to Torrent it.

That sure it's going to make Rockstar more likely to bring games to the PC.

I never whined about the issue anywhere, to anyone, ever. I am simply describing the situation as it was at the time of it's release. It was not easy to get it to run well on most users PC's at the time because it was poorly optimized for the hardware that was current at the time. The fact that you're lumping me in with a group of people that I have given no indication of being a part of, however, suggests that you are posting emotionally and without solid critical thinking.

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@KingLouis51 said:

The game is at least 20GB when installed on 360, so i hope PC gamers are prepared for a chunk of their hard-drive to go.

Most PC games released in the last two years have been between 14 and 18gb minimum so it's nothing new.
 
I think hard drive space is one of the last things PC gamers worry about when it comes to games anyway. I've got like 30 games installed and I'm still only using 450gb of my drive. That's including all my apps and Windows install too.
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I bet the "enhanced" facial animations and graphics will explode outdated PC's.

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@Laketown: Yeah, I'm in Florida. I have 20Mbps down, which is around 2.5MBps. Bright House offers up to 40Mbps speeds.

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I can only imagine the awesome filters that could be released for PC.  Maybe I a good enough reason to play it again.

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Can't wait for the shitty bug-ridden port.

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Maybe there's something wrong with me. Maybe I'm becoming bitter and old (after all, today's my birthday... not that I care that much about it, though). But... well, nice, I guess. I already have the game on 360, I probably won't be playing it on PC, even if it looks and runs better and my PC is capable of running it.

Two years ago, I would have been fucking stoked about this. But now... well, nice. I guess.

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There is a paragraph and a half of redundant text in this article  about how bad PC gamers are, so quality writing again. Maybe someone else should write these instead.

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Alex is a very bitter and cynical man.

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Fuck yes.

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Pretty cool, although I already have it on PS3. And while I hate to bring up Red Dead Redemption's lack of a PC port, it still is a shame it never came out on that platform. I think it would have greatly benefited from mods.

Anyway, I've enjoyed playing through both games.

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"Contemplating" fat guy who constantly states he would buy every game that gets mentioned on this site, but only for the PC, will be pleased.

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Cool for PC gamers, i don't double dip, especially if it's the exact same game with just some cleaner graphics, now if they added a bunch of new exclusive content then i would.

Already own the PS3 version w/ the RS pass.

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@ShaneDev said:

There is a paragraph and a half of redundant text in this article  about how bad PC gamers are, so quality writing again. Maybe someone else should write these instead.

Would probably not help. Making fun out PC gamers in everything PC related seems to be one of the requirements to become a game journalist nowadays. I don't think I have read a PC related article (from sites that are not PC exclusive) in the recent year that is not trying to allude to PC gamers being basement dwellers and pirates. I have just learned to ignore it. But it's no wonder that so many PC gamers hate everything console related when they get treated like this, not only from forum trolls but so called professionals too.
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@Arlecchino: I second that. I have colleague who doesn't own a console but really wanted to play RDR. A plethora of profanity came from his desk when he saw this story.

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Neat.

I might still get it for 360 since it seems like a couch game but if it comes out on Steam for cheaper before I have a chance I'll probably get it there.

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Glad I held off buying. Having played through my buddy's Xbox copy, I look forward to seeing what's in the PC version. Wouldn't be surprised if it's got all the added DLC bundled in, especially if it retails at 60 bucks.

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Best news I have read in a long while! I am really excited. :D
 
Although come on Alex, snide comments against PC players isn't cool. I thought you were better than that.

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If GTA IV made the jump, and LA Noire is coming, it's not out of the realm of possibility to see RDR on PC someday.

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Yes! One of the few games which are taking chances and still offer great production values - can't wait to play this on my platform of choice. Now what about RDR?
 
Edit: Alex Navarro is a funny man and PC Gamers sometimes tend to be a curiously sensitive suprematist bunch... ;-)

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@gike987 said:

@ShaneDev said:

There is a paragraph and a half of redundant text in this article  about how bad PC gamers are, so quality writing again. Maybe someone else should write these instead.

Would probably not help. Making fun out PC gamers in everything PC related seems to be one of the requirements to become a game journalist nowadays. I don't think I have read a PC related article (from sites that are not PC exclusive) in the recent year that is not trying to allude to PC gamers being basement dwellers and pirates. I have just learned to ignore it. But it's no wonder that so many PC gamers hate everything console related when they get treated like this, not only from forum trolls but so called professionals too.
I understand what your saying but also I think Patrick seems to avoid writing stuff like this. Its sort of Alexs style but I really don't like it its not funny and its not informative, its pointless fluff for what is suppose to be a news story. I mean there is nothing horrible about it coming to PC, so instead of just stating how and when the game is coming to the PC Alexs writes some drivel about how everyone who wanted this was a whiny snob and that people who wanted to play on PC also have some necrophilia fetish. 
 
EDIT: Just to be clear I am agreeing with you but not fully.  
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Good news (I'm looking forward to this), but yeah leave the bad mouthing of us PC gamers to Jim Sterling in future.  
 
Also RDR for PC would be nice also.  

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I'm assuming that this is also pretty much a confirmation that Red Dead is never coming to the PC. Which is really a huge shame as that game would look and play so much better on my PC than it does on the PS3 I will have to give in and play it on.

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Wow, this is great news. Did not expect to see this come to PC. I will pick it up ... probably...

I was a little more interested in RDR though.

@Absolute_Zero: That might be why so many people complain every time alex appears on a live stream. Some people find him unlikable.

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@ShaneDev:Pretty sure I made a similar joke about Chrono Trigger fans a while back.

http://www.giantbomb.com/news/your-letter-writing-campaign-finally-paid-off-chrono-trigger-comes-to-virtual-console-this-monday/3178/

And no, I'm not calling PC gamers necrophiliacs. I just thought the image of Cole Phelps' voice coming out of a nude in-game corpse was pretty hilarious.

Methinks some people are a little too quick to assume I'm targeting specific audiences for derision. I'm equal opportunity, thank you very much. =)

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@Sagalla said:
Looking forward to trying this - it always seemed like a PC style of game to me.  RE: The port of GTA IV on the PC, it is far and away the best version of the game so long as your machine can handle it.  The performance is flawless on a i5 2500k and GTX 570 video card, and along with the resolution bump the view distance and detail sliders make it a much better looking game.  It may of been spotty at release but most PC games are now it seems. Some people forget that GTA IV was also too ambitious for consoles, I played through it on PS3 first, and it seemed like frame rate must of dipped down to 10 - 15 frames at times.
 
 Definitely agreed on most of what you said. 
 
When the game first launched, it was plagued with performance and framerate issues but as more people started complaining I remember up until the 4th or 5th patch, the game was stable enough that you could play it with ease if you had a good setup, something like a Quad Core or an i7. For me though, I had to use some command lines in order to unlock some settings but overall, I'm getting around 60-35 FPS on average with my 5850 and my i7 - 860. 
 
I must add though, I really had a hard time running the game when it comes to SecuROM, it kept crashing and causing all kinds of mess, and the end result was probably something that no one would like...
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all right! i just hope the pirates wont ruin this

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Awesome. Gonna buy it once again just to see it in "good graphics" on my PC.

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GTA IV on the PC still chrashes regularly for me. Thankfully I paid little for it long ago finished on my Xbox 360.

I can't say I'm excited for the same. I already own L.A. Noire on PS3 and Xbox 360 and that's enough for me.

But great for PC only players to get this great game.

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Fantastic news.

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I almost bought this for PS3. Glad I waited.

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yay! I can't wait to play it

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This is excellent news. Now how about Dead Red Redemption?

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BF3, LA Noire its going to be awesome fall for PC games maybe Max Payne 3 will come out too this year looking forward to this. I really don't care about RDR played it on PS3 and wasn't impressed would be better on PC no doubt but I can live without not a big deal to me.

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@alex: You're right, you are equal opportunity. I apologize if I sounded overly harsh.

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Christ, this is why PC games get pirated. According to other web sites the PC version is supposed to have graphical enhancements and support 3D. When PC versions of games aren't announced until months later or have significant delays when compared to their console versions people who bought an "inferior" version on a console will be damned if they'd actually pay for the new version on PC.

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I was very close on two occasions to getting this for my PS3.

Now I can enjoy it on my PC! I'm totally pumped for this.

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I'm so excited! I was tempted to buy a console and this but thank god its coming out for my favourite platform!

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@alex: Well no harm, I am just not really fond of your style.
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I might cry... (Tears of joy, of course)

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Best News of 2011!

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I'm happy that it is coming to the platform that I love to play games on above any other. However Rockstar have done themselves a diservice by, at certain points in time, denying that the game would ever come to PC. So even though this is the way I would love to play this game, I won't because I already own it on 360. And I fear that will be the case with many others who would have prefered to play L.A Noire on PC. Which will lead to the tired old chestnut of "We don't sell enough units on PC to justify it's cost" next time Rockstar brings out a game.

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I think I'll wait a week or so after launch. If it can run on most PCs like most normal PC games, I'll buy it and probably love it. If it's like GTAIV and can barely chug 10 FPS on my PC, no dice.