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Obsidian Is Making a South Park RPG, Naturally

No, seriously.

On the list of new role-playing games Obsidian Entertainment might just happen to announce today, one based on the long-enduring Comedy Central animated series South Park probably ranked somewhere near the bottom of the list of likely choices, sandwiched somewhere between a tactical, turn-based RPG based on The Rockford Files, and that Andy Griffith Show game Gary Whitta is always on about.

And yet, here we are with a Game Informer cover story exclusively announcing a new South Park RPG, courtesy of Obsidian and publisher THQ. While the core details on the game are locked away within the pages of next month's GI issue, the online story does make a big point to separate this latest game from the cheap, crappy cash-in games Acclaim produced last decade. Instead, this latest foray into South Park video gaming is set to be a "full-scale RPG" for the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3, with Trey Parker and Matt Stone fully on board for writing and voice-acting duties.

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In the game, you'll be playing as a new kid in South Park, who will find themselves tasked with befriending the town's most famous children and defending the population from a variety of threats. What, exactly, those threats might be are as yet unknown, but the complete cover image does include the likes of Satan, a giant dragon, and the feared ManBearPig hovering in the background. Also, I can't imagine Cartman having wizardly abilities is going to bode well for anyone.

South Park: The Game is currently scheduled for a nebulous "2012" release. Expect more details when the latest issue of Game Informer hits, and everyone copies and pastes the text onto the Internet.

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I never thought I'd see a South Park RPG. I never thought it would be developed by Obsidian. I don't care much for either, being completely honest.

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@MooseyMcMan Good call, Alpha protocol could be something amazing with a little iteration and a second chance.
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So what? This is Obsidian's equivalent to Bioware's Sonic The Hedgehog game?

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I feel like I would be more excited if the title of the topic was, "Telltale is making a South Park adventure game, naturally".

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@Fuga said:

what the fuck ropekid?

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How does Obsidian still exist? All of their games are buggy, second-tiered and always shoddy.

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God damn it, now I want that Rockford Files game. And I've never seen that show!

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This is one of the most exciting game announcements ever.

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I'm guessing it will be buggy, show embarrassing incompetence and develop a cult following amongst a weird group of people who show Stockholm syndrome-like symptoms and insist that the storytelling is amazing...

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Obsidian: I want to believe.

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@Cloudenvy said:

@MooseyMcMan said:

I'm really saddened that this is being made instead of Alpha Protocol two. Oh well.

As if that's ever going to be made. : (

I'm pretty sure Sega said something to the effect of them having no plans on funding another Alpha Protocol, so I think chances are slim. But that's not going to stop me from putting it right next to Shenmue III on my list of games that should be made.

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I would play it.

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I expect Matt and Trey to deliver (The Book of Mormon is amazing if you get a chance to see it), I just hope the actual game part isn't a mess.

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Most Anticipated Game of 2012

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That could be way cool.

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Errr, did I miss winter, and is it now April 1st? If so, cool! Eh, i am partially interested in it... I playes my roomates copy of the aouth park tower defense game which was pretty darn good actuallly... I had some pretty low expectations initially though. Lol

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Well isn't this something. A few weeks back I talked about having a South Park episode turned Skyrim. It probably won't be anything like it, but wouldn't it be awesome? 
 
Also no PC wtf....

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This won't end well.

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I'm kind of into this. South Park is great when dabbling in semi-serious fantasy bullshit.

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southpark rpg?  now that's a strange combination lol.

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this could actually be a good idea however i dont like obsidian at all as they ruined nwn2

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not this time obsidian, I hate south park more than I love you

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@Dany said:

How does Obsidian still exist? All of their games are buggy, second-tiered and always shoddy.

This, though I have to guess, they MUST have found a way to make games for crazy cheap, compared to good studios.

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Is the show popular enough to support a "full scale RPG"?

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Im actually pretty damn hyped about this... if they do it nicely it could be fucking great.

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Did not see that coming.

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What.

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This is awesome!

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It's December 1st, not April guys.

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After reading this story I am imagining Costume Quest but way filthier. Which sounds... awesome.

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Obsidian is encroaching on Telltale's turf.

Soon all media franchises past and present will have either a Telltale adventure game or an Obsidian RPG made out of them.

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This is FUCKING GREAT!

No seriously, what?

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Well this is just a natural extension of the South Park WoW episode. Kind of. Never mind, I have no idea what to expect from this. And I have a bad feeling about trying to translate South Park's humor to an open world RPG.

I'll defend South Park though - it's evolved from less stupid/shocking funny episodes that spread like wildfire through my middle school, to more topical episodes with a "message" of some sort, but at its core it's still good. It's not as different and hilarious as it was when it started, but it's not like The Simpsons just going through the motions either. They can still churn out some good episodes. And the South Park movie musical is one of the best musicals of the last decade, straight up.

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Sure, why not.

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I wish I still cared about South Park, I suppose this could be good. Maybe...

Also, really no PC version? That's crazy talk.

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I can't wait to get that cover.

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but seriously this sounds like Obsidian isn't even doing any of the writing for it, which is what they're good at

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Know what? This actually sounds totally alright. Obsidian has always been super hit and miss for me, as I still consider KotOR 2 to be something of an unmitigated train wreck and Alpha Protocol a bunch of interesting ideas executed poorly, but South Park? Sure. I still think South Park is funny.

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An obsidian RPG? Sounds like an unfinished mess to me.

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@Buckfitches said:

South Park is still a thing? I thought it stopped being funny and/or relevant 10 years ago.

Guess I was wrong. Consider me disappointed.

No, that's the Simpsons.

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WANT. DO WANT.

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@Buckfitches said:

South Park is still a thing? I thought it stopped being funny and/or relevant 10 years ago.

Guess I was wrong. Consider me disappointed.

Replace "South Park" with "The Simpsons" and make it 15 years ago.

South Park is still funny. Though I don't think I need a South Park game in my life.

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seriously if you don't think southpark is funny something is very wrong with you.. it's pretty much the best satire out there, i mean these guys have NO boundries, they say and do whatever the fuck they like and as it turns out, it's usually hilarious.

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No.

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I'm in! South Park is awesome, Obsidian doesn't have the best of reputations. I can only hope this turns out good

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I believe in Obsidian!

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I guess if Rorie leaves Obsidian to review movies/TV, then Obsidian has to work on a TV based game to go back to Rorie.

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@Mumrik said:

I'm guessing it will be buggy, show embarrassing incompetence and develop a cult following amongst a weird group of people who show Stockholm syndrome-like symptoms and insist that the storytelling is amazing...

Obsidian's games have always been pretty good. Usually disappointing and unfinished, but showing a lot of promise. The problem is they're always the go to guys whenever a publisher needs a quick sequel to a big name RPG series, and they're never given the time to actually finish their games. They're forced to released on a set dead line, game crippling bugs or not.

Blaming the developer for that is pretty ignorant.

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This is intriguing as fuck.