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Obsidian Is Making a South Park RPG, Naturally

No, seriously.

On the list of new role-playing games Obsidian Entertainment might just happen to announce today, one based on the long-enduring Comedy Central animated series South Park probably ranked somewhere near the bottom of the list of likely choices, sandwiched somewhere between a tactical, turn-based RPG based on The Rockford Files, and that Andy Griffith Show game Gary Whitta is always on about.

And yet, here we are with a Game Informer cover story exclusively announcing a new South Park RPG, courtesy of Obsidian and publisher THQ. While the core details on the game are locked away within the pages of next month's GI issue, the online story does make a big point to separate this latest game from the cheap, crappy cash-in games Acclaim produced last decade. Instead, this latest foray into South Park video gaming is set to be a "full-scale RPG" for the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3, with Trey Parker and Matt Stone fully on board for writing and voice-acting duties.

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In the game, you'll be playing as a new kid in South Park, who will find themselves tasked with befriending the town's most famous children and defending the population from a variety of threats. What, exactly, those threats might be are as yet unknown, but the complete cover image does include the likes of Satan, a giant dragon, and the feared ManBearPig hovering in the background. Also, I can't imagine Cartman having wizardly abilities is going to bode well for anyone.

South Park: The Game is currently scheduled for a nebulous "2012" release. Expect more details when the latest issue of Game Informer hits, and everyone copies and pastes the text onto the Internet.

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I am confused and intrigued.

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If Trey and Matt are directly involved, sign me the fuck up. Those guys are on my very short list of child/adulthood heroes.

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I'm fucking down for this. Please oh god be just like Fallout.

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This has potential. I feel like the creators of SP are getting tired of their traditional medium and will put effort into this. I doubt it will have the scope and scale of a traditional AAA RPG but if its over 20 hours and has some laughs in it it should be pretty good. I am def going to spec my guy so he can summon Mr. Hanky.

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HELL YES

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It won't work1 It can't be done! They're mad I say! Mad!!!

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@Starclopsofish said:

If Trey and Matt are directly involved, sign me the fuck up. Those guys are on my very short list of child/adulthood heroes.

Weren't they directly involved in that awful N64 FPS?

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God damn it Obsidian

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@WinterSnowblind said:

@Mumrik said:

I'm guessing it will be buggy, show embarrassing incompetence and develop a cult following amongst a weird group of people who show Stockholm syndrome-like symptoms and insist that the storytelling is amazing...

Obsidian's games have always been pretty good. Usually disappointing and unfinished, but showing a lot of promise. The problem is they're always the go to guys whenever a publisher needs a quick sequel to a big name RPG series, and they're never given the time to actually finish their games. They're forced to released on a set dead line, game crippling bugs or not.

Blaming the developer for that is pretty ignorant.

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Why obsidian...

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Even if its total trash I will still play and enjoy it.

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One word: Bugs. Some more words: Do none of you remember how bad the bugs were in KOTOR? In that spy RPG they did? In New Vegas? No thanks. Obsidian is worse than Bethesda when it comes to bugs.

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Will there be V.A.T.S.?

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One step closer to seeing an Always Sunny in Philadelphia GTA style game.

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You know what, after Method Man did this a few days ago, I'd believe anything.

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That's no stranger than Bioware making a Sonic the Hedgehog RPG. (Hopefully this will be better than that was.)

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I don't know where between New Vegas and Costume Quest this is going to fall, but I want in. I think it could be amazing.

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How would this work...?

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Unfortunately, no one respects their authoritah.

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I love Obsidian, and i love South Park, but games based on anything else other than books, usually suck.

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I can almost feel the unfunny comedy already.

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this could be awesome

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@Hitchenson said:

I can almost feel the unfunny comedy already.

BUT MAN THEY'RE SO EDGY AND MAKE FUN OF EVERYONE THAT MAKES THEM FUNNY RIGHT!?

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I like this idea. I don't know why basement babies think this is a bad idea. If you hate SP, don't play the game. Simple as that.

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@NewfieBullet said:

Even if its total trash I will still play and enjoy it.

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Given the proper amount of time Matt and Trey can write some amazing stuff. At least the humor will be great in this game. And who knows, the game itself might be good.

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Bummer south park is on the decline so I'm not very interested in this. I hope they surprise me and this ends up being good somehow.

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Obsidian? oh man...

Kyle: hey fatass, you don't have any hands anymore!

Cartman: aw guhdamnit!

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I wil always love South Park.

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That South Park tower defense game a year or two ago wasn't that bad.

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Hopefully Trey Parker is writing the game's story.

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@limecloud said:
Hopefully Trey Parker is writing the game's story.
what he said
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I'm oddly excited about this.

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This is going to be amazing. South Park has gone from "LOOK THESE KIDS SAID FUCK" to a relatively intelligent, vulgar comedy show with great social commentary. Also, the world is so fucking rich for quests and companions and situations.

And yeah, Trey Parker and Matt Stone are doing the writing and voice acting for the game.

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Y'know, that cover makes it look like there may be some sort of other world, where the seemingly mundane is actually bizarrely awesome and epic. A sort of dualism between the grind of life at school being interplayed against grand adventure, with you playing an empty cipher onto which you can reflect your own vision and choices.

Now where have I heard a concept like that before...

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My head just exploded. I can't wait for this game!

and goddammit if telltale games made an Andy Griffith game, I would be sooooo on board.

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@Animasta:I dunno I mean obviously it's not as good as it used to be but it hits some good humor from time to time.

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What I would really like to see is a Book of Mormon game. Maybe a music game?

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@Dany said:

How does Obsidian still exist? All of their games are buggy, second-tiered and always shoddy.

Buggy, yes. Still, I think KOTOR 2 was better than the first game.

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Well... Huh... I don't know what to say about this one... WOW KILLER!!! lol

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wwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatt.

awesome

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Sweet! South Park has consistently improved over the years and is currently better than it has ever been. Looking forward to this!

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This has potential! I actually like this idea, and I do hope Obsidian does right by a franchise...well, besides New Vegas, which actually turned out well enough to appease fans. I just hope this game has good combat. There are some fun, violent fights in South Park history (like Cartman VS. Kyle in Cartoon Wars, or the zombie massacre in "Pinkeye", or ...any number of other fights)- they should look towards that to provide the action component.

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omg

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@RVonE: Maybe it's because I played them side by side "replayed kotor 1 in time for 2". But I just couldn't stand how much was reused. Kotor 2 had pretty much exactly the same areas and it just got really repetitive.

Now, it's been a few years, but I can't exactly remember the story of 2. Even though I have the first one ingrained in my brain. It might have been good, though I don't really see forgetting it as a good sign.

Tldr: I don't agree and I'm bored enough to bitch about it.

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If only this would be a mmo...

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@Animasta said:

@Hitchenson said:

I can almost feel the unfunny comedy already.

BUT MAN THEY'RE SO EDGY AND MAKE FUN OF EVERYONE THAT MAKES THEM FUNNY RIGHT!?

Nope, that's not the reason I've been joyfully laughing while watching south park for the past 6 years, try again.
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It's something I'm unsure if the kids of south park would even play.

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I'm very excited for this but Obsidian making it is worrisome mainly because of how insanely buggy their games tend to be.

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"no, seriously"? Why would I not believe this? OF COURSE they're making a South Park RPG!