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Playboy Announces New Game Label And Reveals Its First Game

Yeah, the game has boobs in it.

Playboy knows boobs will never get old, regardless of medium. But it hasn't been behind the wheel of a videogame just yet. That's about to change this year, as Playboy magazine has announced plans to launch its own games label. It has also revealed a partnership with Bigpoint Games, an MMOG distributor, as well as the first fruits of the budding relationship, a Grand Theft Auto knock-off called Poisonville.

Playboy has become rather active in our little neck of the woods of late. 2K Games' Mafia II prominently features in-game Playboy magazines that you can view at your leisure. Capcom's upcoming Dead Rising 2 has magazines as well, though they have more of a utilitarian purpose as they provide stat boosts similar to the books in the original Dead Rising
 
Consider these appearances first steps to the full-on sponsorship that has been revealed today. But don't necessarily believe this is Playboy''s expression of a passion to make solid games. The Playboy marketing gurus coolly remind us in the announcement press release that this new label is all about "meeting the needs" the magazine's demographic based on feedback received.


 I think this is where you buy guns in Poisonville. Maybe.
 I think this is where you buy guns in Poisonville. Maybe.

== TEASER ==And while it's unspecified if this new label will only be a browser-based MMOG front for the magazine, Playboy is willing to divulge that "more high quality, development partnerships [will be announced] in the coming months." 

You can view a trailer for Poisonville just below. It's an MMOG that drops you in a battered metropolis, riddled with the taint of gangs and violence. You'll be asked to be a nice guy and do missions in "order to counteract corruption," gain respect, and "rebuild" reputations. Driving is confirmed, as well as PVP and gang warfare. Also, huge explosions and "Playboy-caliber women." 
 
  
  
 
The game is supposedly in open beta, and I suppose you could access said beta through Playboy's website, a page that also currently offers live nude chats and all sorts of NSFW stuff.  Knock yourself out.
 
Image via browsergame-magazine.de.  

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Ryax

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WHAT 
 
 
THE 
 
 
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK???!!!?!?!?!?!

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I don't care if it's supposed to be hardcore, softcore, or not pornographic at all. If it's even supposed to be MILDLY titillating, those models and animations are way too far down the uncanny valley to be appealing. 
 
I don't see the point in associating this with Playboy. Granted, the association is loose at best, but it doesn't seem like the sort of thing that will get them more subscribers.

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I guess this means it shouldn't be too long until Penthouse's Caligula video game adaptation!

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trailer looks like shite

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With an uninspired name like Poisonville you know it will deliver exactly what you expect and little more - hell maybe not even.

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I can't see much good coming of this. Bast case: We get a few sub-par video games. -_-

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Well, now everyone wants a slice of the great video game pie.

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I don't need to play through a bad, ugly game to see boobs.

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@Jimi said:
" This game is going to suck, I'm calling it. "
I think an 8 year old could tell you that.
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That trailer had significantly fewer boobs than I anticipated. Where do I get my money back?

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Poisonville, eh? Wow, how...original sounding. I bet they were up late nights thinking up that name.
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wut? this is terrible.

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This is gonna be so good.

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@Manhattan_Project said:
" Has anyone figured out how to get in the beta?  And yes, I am kinda interested in what this game will be. "
i don't know about getting in the beta as its already out, but you could just go play it.
 
i couldn't get it to work well past character creation, but that part was generic enough to make me lose interest.
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@Vorbis said:
" I don't like where this is going. "
This.
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This is on a new level of awfulness.

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Sure, why not?

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You know, why not?

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wheres the boobs at dude? 

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Oh for goodness sake just get out of here, you're trying to hard playboy. Stick to what you do best.

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This whole idea is going to be a major waste of time for everyone involved.

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@scarace360 said:
" So you shoot people and have sex? "
do you need anything else in a video game? 
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boobs!

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@AjayRaz: yes i do i need fast cars and more girls so then you can have an orgy.
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@scarace360 said:
" @AjayRaz: yes i do i need fast cars and more girls so then you can have an orgy. "
done! i'm a lead designer for bigpoint games and i just added those features! 
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@AjayRaz said:
" @scarace360 said:
" @AjayRaz: yes i do i need fast cars and more girls so then you can have an orgy. "
done! i'm a lead designer for bigpoint games and i just added those features!  "
Can you make the game work after you create a character? Or is that all the fun?
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@Interfect said:

" @AjayRaz said:

" @scarace360 said:
" @AjayRaz: yes i do i need fast cars and more girls so then you can have an orgy. "
done! i'm a lead designer for bigpoint games and i just added those features!  "
Can you make the game work after you create a character? Or is that all the fun? "
this isn't APB, bud. we're focusing more on the sex aspect of the game rather than the lame shooting part. 
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@AjayRaz: Can you add cat ears and futa?
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cool

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@AjayRaz: So its one big cyber party?
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So Playboy-caliber women jack cars?

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@scarace360: futa is only in the expansion pack. cat ears will be purchased through micro transactions 
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so this is APB 2?

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I think this is to be expected.

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This games looks awesome in every awful way possible. lolwin

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Um... why?
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Boobs?! I'm sold allready!

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@AjayRaz: how much?
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@gakon5 said:
" Playboy readers, they have "needs" according to Playboy PR. "
LOL
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Yes we need more bad game studios wasting money on dud projects. 

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The explosion in that trailer was really good.

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I just tried it. It sucks.

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Wait...BOOBS!!!

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This is what terrible games looked like 10 years ago.  Thanks for the history lesson Playboy.

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So on their time off playboy girls kill police officers and cause massive property damage. Good to know, good to know.

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@EveretteScott said:
" So kind of like APB, but with bewbs? "
That's what I was thinking too.
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$5 says this game is going to be a miserable failure.

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@AjayRaz said:
" @Interfect said:

" @AjayRaz said:

" @scarace360 said:
" @AjayRaz: yes i do i need fast cars and more girls so then you can have an orgy. "
done! i'm a lead designer for bigpoint games and i just added those features!  "
Can you make the game work after you create a character? Or is that all the fun? "
this isn't APB, bud. we're focusing more on the sex aspect of the game rather than the lame shooting part.  "
So.. Broken ass sex mechanics?
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This is just....I can't think straight. :/

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sex