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The King of Fighters Movie Will Be Silly, Bad, or Both

Not to just lash out or anything, but after watching this quick clip, I feel like I'm left with a pretty clear indicator that this isn't something I'll want to see.

Apparently I blacked out the part of my memory devoted to the knowledge that someone was going to try to make a King of Fighters movie. But it started shooting back in November, and cast details were also available. Maggie Q (of Need for Speed Undercover fame) as Mai Shiranui? Let me be the last to say "that seems like an awful choice."

That seems like an awful choice. There, got that out of the way.

Caught this embedded clip on Kotaku, which contains some bits from the cast and crew on the movie:

  

"An adaptation of the popular arcade and console game series, KING OF FIGHTERS revolves around the pursuit of three artifacts that will grant their owner unlimited power over reality."
OK, right there, that sentence has more story in it than anything I really remember from the KOF series. When I think back to the games, all I can really remember is... uh... Orochi blood? And... something about NESTS? Oh, and Terry Bogard yelling "come on, come on!"

This clip also has the actresses that will be portraying Vice and Mature talking about their craft. I could go on and on about this, but really, the Internet is about creativity, and I think you shouldn't have any trouble writing your own material about this self-serious clip.

All I know is that if Heavy D! isn't in it, I'm out.
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That 3 mins of vid left a bad taste in my mouth...ack!

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That's one hell of an awful clip. But it really doesn't come as a surprise. I still don't know why producers want to drown their money by making such pathetic adaptations of fighting games. 

And Maggie Q as Mai Shiranui. I think I may not be the only one having nightmares about this one.
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OOOOH!! Cannibalize a game's story so that the movie plays to all audiences!! No one's EVER THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE!! This movie will be a total success. -_-

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And with this... I lose more faith in humanity's ability to make ANY kind of sense.

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Goddamn, this looks like even worse bullshit for retards than the Chun Li flick.
 
"HURF DURF THIS HAS BRIGHT COLORS AND EVEN MORE HOT CHICKS AND THEY ALL FIGHT LIKE THE MATRIX AND SHIT"
 
It'd be funny if they went the DOA route and were just reveling in how silly it was, but this seems like people who take this brutally serious
TERRY BOGARD DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A CAP!!
Everybody associated with this should be ashamed
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Can you say TANG, 
WHY does it always seem to be be white guy playing the lead roles of these Video Game -> Movie Productions
I'm not a racist but....Really why do they do that??
EDIT: Terry Bogard needs to wear the hat or else there is no hope for this movie.