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Ubisoft Sorta Announces Michael Jackson: The Game

Moon walkin' into stores this holiday.

Ubisoft CEO Yves Guillemot made a final gesture and then dancers rushed on to the stage. Michael Jackson's "Beat It" began pumping in the auditorium. Feeling the rhythm and the need to earn their paycheck, the dancers began to vibrate and do their thing against a backdrop of a game that wasn't, to my recollection, announced. This is how Ubisoft's E3 2010 press conference came to a close.

But never fear--press materials released after the event have confirmed that Ubisoft is developing a dance game, which is apparently being called Michael Jackson: The Game. According to these sacred documents, Michael Jackson: The Game is set to "provide an interactive experience" that allow users to "relive his most iconic performances through their own signing and dancing." The magic of Kinect, the PS Move, the DS stylus, and the Wii remote will make this all possible. 

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Confirmed tracks for this title include "Billie Jean" and "Beat It." Confirmed dance moves include an "array of awe-inspiring dance moves." Ubisoft must be referring to the Moon Walk and crotch grab there.

"We’re delighted to have the opportunity to develop a game based on the songs and moves of one of the world’s most incredible performers of all time,” Guillemot said in a statement. “We expect the game to bring Michael Jackson fans, families and friends together with the energetic song and dance of The King of Pop.”

Micheal Jackson: The Game is slated for this holiday. It will see releases on the PS3, Xbox 360, Wii and Nintendo DS. Yeah, the Nintendo DS.    

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Is it also coming to the Genesis?

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F YES

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I'd expect to have a bunch of under the knife minigames as well as a quick time event to avoid getting MJ's hair on fire. Sorry not a fan & would rather try to shoot myself with a howitzer than consider buying it.

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Here's hoping they pack a special pair of dancing shoes and slotted platform into the box so I can get my Smooth Criminal over-lean going down.

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Wow - this looks absolutely awful.

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One of the biggest WTF moments of E3.

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a Michael Jackson game... REALLY UBISOFT, REALLY?

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little late

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this is not cool, it's uncool. NO!

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With real kid-friendly action?
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If you listen closely, you can hear MJ spinning in his grave.    

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Man, already time to cash in on his death :/

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if I can do the thriller dance count me in....

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Oh dear, will he never die ?

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I'd rather play Dance Central, from what i've seen so far. Harmonix has a good pedigree in rhythm games and i think it's safe to say we'll get a steady flow of DLC for that product. I like Michael Jackson as much as the next guy, but not enough to buy a game dedicated to him.

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yay

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Wow, this doesn't sounds so good. 

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They just saved Kinect, it seems. This could be huge!

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I saw this post and just said a  big Whaaaaaaat? 

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This made no sense.

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i love michael jackson, but he's been dead for almost a year now. i guess he'll never really stop being used as a marketing tool lol.

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This honestly seems like a perfectly logical step as much as I don't care for Michael Jackson. It makes more sense than Green Day or Aerosmith.

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This is very strange indeed.

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So dancing games are the new rhythm game? I suppose that solves the problem of giant boxes cluttering stores.

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I hope it comes with a glove.

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@Geldart:
probably just a typo...
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woooo dancing

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A "crouch grab?" That sounds a lot less painful than a crotch grab.

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Beat it!

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And now for a cash in on a dead man! Quick!

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Being a MJ fan I am quite looking forward to this one. Could be my first Kinect game.

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We'd like to announce: Grave Robber: The Video Game. Now watch some idiots jump around!

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way to close the show on a high note...

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oh god.

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wtf was that

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I was hoping for more of a biopic game. Can you imagine playing an arcade machine AS Michael? WELL CAN YOU?

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Wii, Ds and PSP? I still don't think putting Michael Jackson into the hands of little kids is a particularly well informed decision.

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What the hell is a crouch grab? A crotch grab on a couch? A grab at a ridiculously tall England footballer?

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YAY!!!! Lets cash in on his death even more!!!!

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The gamer/pop culture lover in me died a little bit.

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I don't know how a game that's reverent of the career highlights of a deceased star could be construed as insulting or "too soon". Gamers are fucking retarded.

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OMG OMG OMG cant wait 4 this, .. *sarcasum
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Unless you can transform into a super fast future car or robot, I just aint interested...
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I knew that someone would be trying to cash in on his death eventually, but this soon? Damn. 
 
Also, I'm not even the slightest bit interested in this game.

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Ugh. I wonder who owns the rights to all of the choreography from his videos? If that was all in this, it might make it more interesting to me anyways.

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Need actually gameplay

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guess that makes more sense then.  I just kind of stared at my TV wondering WTF was going on and just chalked it up to the French being crazy.  

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This was just uber lame...give me something more UBI!

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Just keep making that corpse dance till all the change falls out of his pockets.