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ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER'S TOP 10 GAMES OF 2012

ZMF PULLS NO PUNCHES AND NEVER TURNS OFF CAPSLOCK FOR HIS TOP 10 GAMES OF 2012.

ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER DRINKS KESSLER AND IS BANNED FOR LIFE FROM THE GIANT BOMB COMMUNITY FOR NINE HUNDRED COUNTS OF AGGRAVATED OWNAGE. HE LEAVES BITCHES MEWLING IN HIS WAKE AND IF YOU DONT BELIEVE THAT SHIT THEN CHECK THE COMMENTS SECTION BELOW

ZODIAC IS A FORMER RESIDENT OF DETROIT BUT THESE DAYS HE ROLLS DOLO FROM CITY TO CITY LIKE A FUCKING DERELICT IN HIS LINCOLN. SO WHEN YOU SEE THAT BLACK BATTLESHIP ROAMING THE STREETS WITH AXEL F BLASTING OUT THE FUCKING WINDOWS YOULL KNOW THAT THE ZODIAC HAS COME TO YOUR TOWN. KNEEL

IN THE MEANTIME PAY HOMAGE AT TWITTER.COM/ZODIAC_MF

10. MIDWAY ARCADE ORIGINS

THIS COMPILATION IS NINETY-FIVE PERCENT BULLSHIT AND IT ACTS LIKE THE HD VERSIONS THAT WERE ON XBOX LIVE LIKE SEVEN FUCKING YEARS AGO NEVER EXISTED BUT IT FEATURES THE GAME OF KINGS JOUST AND IT IS NOW THE ONLY WAY TO ACQUIRE THAT ALLTIME CLASSIC ON XBOX 360. CAN YOU DROP THY OSTRICHS BALLS IN THY OPPONENTS FACE BEFORE HE DOES THE SAME TO THEE? NOPE. YOU PROBABLY CANT

9. SLEEPING DOGS

TAKE GRAND THEFT AUTO ADD SOME AWESOME CHINESE DUDES AND REPLACE THE WACK GUNPLAY WITH TOTAL FUCKING HAND-TO-HAND BRUTALITY AND OWNAGE AND YOU GOT SLEEPING DOGS. I MEAN YEAH IT AINT REVOLUTIONARY OR ANYTHING BUT ITS STILL A BLAST AND I CAN NOT STRESS IT ENOUGH: IT IS IMMENSELY SATISFYING TO BEAT THE HOLY GODDAMN FUCKING SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE IN THIS GAME. ITS LIKE BATMAN: ARKHAM ASYLUM IF BATMAN BEAT FUCKERS TO DEATH WITH WHATEVERS HANDY LIKE HE SHOULD. ATTENTION VOLITION: STEAL THIS SHIT

8. DEFCON: EVERYBODY DIES

YEAH THIS GAME CAME OUT IN 2006 SO ITS KINDA FUCKED UP IM LISTING IT AS ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES OF 2012 BUT THERES A COUPLE OF POINTS TO CONSIDER HERE: NUMBER ONE I DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT AND NUMBER TWO IF YOU HAVENT PLAYED IT ITS NEW TO YOU MOTHERFUCKER. BESIDES GIANT BOMB WAS STILL SWIMMING AROUND IN JEFF GERSTMANNS BALLSACK WHEN DEFCON CAME OUT SO IT AINT LIKE I COULDVE NAMED IT BACK THEN EVEN IF I HAD PLAYED IT. POINT IS THIS GAME IS SHEER FUCKING APOCALYPTIC OWNAGE NOT TO MENTION A MASTERPIECE IN MOOD AND HORROR AND WORLDWIDE DESTRUCTION AND IT CAN BE HAD FOR A PITTANCE IN 2012. AND THAT SHITS BETTER THAN NEW. SO FOR ANYBODY LIKE ME WHO FOUND THE COLD WAR TO BE A HUGETIME DISAPPOINTMENT WITH A LOT OF BUILDUP AND NO PAYOFF THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO SEE THE NUCLEAR ARMAGEDDON WE WERE PROMISED INSTEAD OF A LOT OF ANTICLIMACTIC PERESTROIKA HORSESHIT

7. THE WITCHER 2: ASSASSINS OF KINGS

WELL GODDAMN THIS SHIT WOULD BE BEST IN SHOW AT THE FLAGRANT BUSH AWARDS BUT I NEVER GOT AROUND TO FINISHING IT SO ITS ONLY NUMBER SEVEN HERE. BUT MAN I GOTTA SAY WHEN THIS GAME CAME OUT FLASHING MORE BEAVER THAN A 1982 HUSTLER I FIGURED THOSE FUCKING MUMMIES AT THE NEWS NETWORKS WOULD BE FANNING THEMSELVES FOR WEEKS AND WHIPPING ALL THE OLD FUCKS UP INTO A FUCKING RAGE. BUT NOBODY REALLY CARED AND I THOUGHT TO MYSELF DAMN BETWEEN THAT AND THE SUPREME COURT RULING AGAINST ASSHOLE IN ASSHOLE V. ENTERTAINMENT MERCHANTS ASSOCIATION MAYBE WEVE FINALLY TURNED A FUCKING CORNER AS A CULTURE HERE. THEN SOME MODCUT DIPSHIT SHOT UP A GRADE SCHOOL AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW CNN IS REPORTING THAT STARCRAFT TOLD HIM TO DO IT AND CONGRESSBITCHES ARE TALKING ABOUT VIDEOGAME HEARINGS AGAIN. ONE STEP FORWARD TWO STEPS THE FUCK BACK

6. HITMAN: ABSOLUTION

IM SURE THE HITMAN STORYLINE IS FASCINATING AND ALL BUT ILL BE HONEST WITH YOU NO MATTER HOW FAR I GET INTO THE GAME I KEEP GOING BACK TO THAT SECOND LEVEL WHERE OUR MAN 47 WHACKS SOME JUMPED UP PUNK WHO CALLS HIMSELF THE KING OF CHINATOWN DESPITE THE FACT THAT HES JUST A LOWRENT MOTHERFUCKER IN A NINETY DOLLAR SUIT WHO DOESNT EVEN FIGURE INTO THE PLOT IN ANY WAY WHATSOEVER. AND LET ME TELL YOU THIS PIECE OF SHIT HAS DIED A THOUSAND DEATHS AT MY HANDS: IVE SHOT HIM IVE BLOWN HIM UP IVE POISONED HIM IVE DUMPED HIS STUPID ASS DOWN A MANHOLE IVE CRUSHED HIM WITH SOME LIKE PALLETS OR SOME FUCKING SHIT HELL I EVEN BLUDGEONED HIM TO DEATH WITH A FUCKING BOTTLE IN FRONT OF AN ARMY OF COPS LIKE DO SOMETHING. BUT MY PERSONAL FAVORITE WAS FOLLOWING HIM INTO AN ALLEY AND FILLETING HIS FUCKING ASS WITH A SUSHI KNIFE BEFORE TOSSING HIM IN A FUCKING DUMPSTER AND SAUNTERING AWAY LIKE I JUST WON SIX BUCKS AT KENO. AND I DID IT ALL DRESSED LIKE A COMPLETE FUCKING ASSHOLE

5. FAR CRY 3

I FUCKED UP A SHARK

4. DISHONORED

AS ANY DUMBASS CAN PLAINLY SEE I FIND THAT GAMES WHERE YOU STALK MOTHERFUCKERS AND MURDER THEM ALL UNAWARES ARE ALWAYS ACES. THIS ONES NO EXCEPTION BUT THERES EVEN MORE SHIT TO RECOMMEND IT INCLUDING AN AWESOME MAGIC SYSTEM AND A FRESH SETTING AND HITGIRL AND CERSEI LANNISTER. AND THAT MASK FUCKING OWNS. BUT WHILE THERES A LOT OF WAYS TO APPROACH THIS GAME AND THE DESIGNERS TRIED TO INCORPORATE A COST TO OWNAGE LETS FACE FUCKING THE FACTS HERE THERES ONLY ONE WAY TO PLAY: HIGH CHAOS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER. I FIGURE FUCK IT THEY STARTED IT

3. XCOM: ENEMY UNKNOWN

THIS IS BASICALLY LIEUTENANT GORMAN THE VIDEOGAME BECAUSE IT WILL LEAVE YOU SHIVERING LIKE A SHELLSHOCKED BITCH WATCHING HALF YOUR FUCKING SQUAD DIE MISERABLE FUCKED UP DEATHS BECAUSE YOU SUCK AT PLANNING SHIT. I NEVER WOULDVE GUESSED THAT TURNBASED GAMEPLAY COULD BE SO INTENSE BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT: IRONMAN MODE IS NO FUCKING JOKE. FOR REAL YOU GOTTA HAVE BALLS LIKE BILLY SQUIER TO PLAY THAT SHIT FOR ANY EXTENDED PERIOD OF TIME. BUT NO MATTER HOW YOU PLAY MAKE SURE YOU NAME YOUR SOLDIERS BEFORE MARCHING THEM INTO BULLSHIT ALIEN HELL. LET THEM GET THEIR COCKS KNOCKED IN THE DIRT WITH SOME FUCKING DIGNITY

2. THE WALKING DEAD

EVERYBODYS ALREADY TORQUING THE SNORKEL OVER THIS ONE SO ILL KEEP IT SHORT: TEAM KENNY. CHARACTER OF THE FUCKING YEAR

1. BORDERLANDS 2

GAME OF THE FUCKING YEAR WITHOUT QUESTION. NONSTOP ENTERTAINMENT AND OWNAGE BY THE POUND WITH HUGELY MEMORABLE CHARACTERS BRINGING LAUGHS TO SPARE. I MEAN HOLY SHIT IMAGINE THAT: A VIDEOGAME THATS FUNNIER THAN YOUR AVERAGE FUCKING SALLY FORTH STRIP. AND THATS JUST ICING ON THE CAKE BECAUSE THIS IS A TOTAL FUCKING MASTERPIECE IN ALMOST EVERY REGARD. MORE THAN THAT CHECK OUT CLASS ACT GEARBOX SUPPORTING THIS SHIT WITH THE KILLER DLC AND THE REGULAR FREE BONUS ITEMS AND EVEN THROWING IN A MOVING TRIBUTE TO A FAN. THAT MY MOTHERFUCKERS IS HOW YOU TREAT YOUR CUSTOMERS. BUT ALL THAT RESPECTABLE SHIT ASIDE THE RAW FUCKING FUN FACTOR ON THIS THING IS THROUGH THE ROOF. HELL THERES AN ENTIRE QUEST DEVOTED SOME FUCKING IMBECILE ASKING YOU TO SHOOT HIM IN THE FACE. I WAS LIKE HEY HAVE IT YOUR WAY MOTHERFUCKER. AND THE MULTIPLAYER HERE IS THE BEST COOP YOURE GONNA FIND. FOUR PLAYERS AGAINST THE BNK3R ON WHERE ANGELS FEAR TO TREAD IS PRACTICALLY A RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE. I SAY WITH EVERY FUCKING CONFIDENCE THAT ONLY BEATOFFS DONT LIKE THIS GAME. AND WHILE IM ANOINTING THIS SHIT IT ID LIKE TO MAKE SPECIAL NOTE TO TINY TINA: AWESOME CHARACTER BENT ON TORTURE AND REVENGE AND BLOWING FUCKERS UP BUT THE REAL STORY THERE IS ASHLY BURCH WHO DOES HER VOICE. YEAH I MEAN THAT CHICA MIGHT BE OLD NEWS TO ALL YOU GAMERCHICK FETISH HAVING CHIPHEAD MOTHERFUCKERS GUNZERKING INTO A KLEENEX EVERY TIME SOME Z-LIST SNIZZ PRETENDS TO LIKE VIDEOGAMES BUT I DONT FOLLOW INTERNET BULLSHIT SO SHE WAS A FUCKING REVELATION OVER HERE. FUCK YOUTUBE PUT THAT LITTLE HOTNESS ON REAL TELEVISION. OR MY LAP

DISHONORABLE MENTION: MASS EFFECT 3

THIS GAME SHOULDVE BEEN HOT SHIT IN A GOLDEN BOWL BUT THEY FUCKED IT ALL UP. SO I SAY FUCK IT. FUCK ITS BULLSHIT NICKELANDDIMEASS TEXT ONLY FETCHQUESTS AND FUCK IT FOR COCKTEASING US WITH AN ELCOR WORLD MISSION. FUCK THAT PHONYASS MEANINGLESS FUCKING WAR ASSET MECHANIC AND FUCK THE DLC THAT I HAVENT SPENT A FUCKING DIME ON LET ALONE A MINUTE OF THIS AWESOME LIFE. MOTHERFUCK THE MONEYGRUBBING FUCKING MULTIPLAYER AND FUCK THE WAY YOU CANT HOLSTER YOUR FUCKING GUN AND REALLY FUCK THAT WACK FUCKING TACKED ON RIPOFF AT FREE BULLSHITASS FOUR SCENE TWO FUCKING GIGABYTE ENDING THAT THEY RELEASED THREE MONTHS AFTER I STOPPED GIVING A FUCKING SHIT. FUCK MASS EFFECT 3 FOR FUCKING THE DOG IN THE ELEVENTH HOUR. HELL FUCK MASS EFFECT 4 WHATEVER THE FUCK THATS GONNA BE. AND FUCK THOSE STROKERS CALLING THEMSELVES BIOWARE THESE DAYS. THEY TOOK A MEGAFRANCHISE IN ITS PRIME AND THEY PUT A BULLET IN ITS TEMPLE. UNFUCKINGPRECEDENTED. FUCK IT AND FUCK THEM. THEY BROKE MY FUCKING HEART

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Posted by Animasta

@Cloudenvy said:

@Hailinel said:

@laserbolts said:

@CaLe said:

I am good at writing in broken English but I don't get any special privileges? Why does someone who is good at sounding angry get special privileges?

Because Ryan has a boner for him, that's why.

because hes entertaining and interesting thats why.

He is neither.

Second time today you hit the nail on the head, Hailinel!

But some people seem to enjoy this, so we should just let them have their moment!

seriously, if you don't like him, say so; but don't deride others for their enjoyment of him, because humor is subjective

Edited by falling_fast

yay I look forward to his list every year. dude always has something interesting to say.

also he's super entertaining

Posted by Pomeroy
@ThePickle
MAN THATS FUCKING FUNNIER THAN THE LIST. IT REALLY WAS WORTH READING THE COMMENTS!
SHOUTOUTS TO ZMF
Posted by Jace

@Cloudenvy said:

@Hailinel said:

@laserbolts said:

@CaLe said:

I am good at writing in broken English but I don't get any special privileges? Why does someone who is good at sounding angry get special privileges?

Because Ryan has a boner for him, that's why.

because hes entertaining and interesting thats why.

STOP LIKING WHAT WE DON'T LIKE :'(((((((

Edited by CaLe

@Animasta said:

@Cloudenvy said:

@Hailinel said:

@laserbolts said:

@CaLe said:

I am good at writing in broken English but I don't get any special privileges? Why does someone who is good at sounding angry get special privileges?

Because Ryan has a boner for him, that's why.

because hes entertaining and interesting thats why.

He is neither.

Second time today you hit the nail on the head, Hailinel!

But some people seem to enjoy this, so we should just let them have their moment!

seriously, if you don't like him, say so; but don't deride others for their enjoyment of him, because humor is subjective

So that's what qualified him to be featured on the site? Some people find him funny. What about users who have made actual contributions to Giant Bomb? Regularly post blogs, do awesome art work for the staff, make videos for all to enjoy. And amazingly, don't get banned.

Or the mods who have had to devote who knows how much of their time simply deleting spam so that users can have a decent experience with the site.

Oh sorry, I'm being too serious aren't I? What a humorless jerk I must be.

Posted by Cloudenvy

@Animasta: Indeed!

@Jace said:

@Cloudenvy said:

@Hailinel said:

@laserbolts said:

@CaLe said:

I am good at writing in broken English but I don't get any special privileges? Why does someone who is good at sounding angry get special privileges?

Because Ryan has a boner for him, that's why.

because hes entertaining and interesting thats why.

STOP LIKING WHAT WE DON'T LIKE :'(((((((

But why did I get quoted in this? : ( Don't make me wake up to 30 PM's tomorrow that have nothing to do with me! D:

Posted by Hailinel

@Jace said:

@Cloudenvy said:

@Hailinel said:

@laserbolts said:

@CaLe said:

I am good at writing in broken English but I don't get any special privileges? Why does someone who is good at sounding angry get special privileges?

Because Ryan has a boner for him, that's why.

because hes entertaining and interesting thats why.

STOP LIKING WHAT WE DON'T LIKE :'(((((((

All right, Bojangles, what's so appealing about him?

Posted by Baillie

Unfunniest person on twitter, I cringe every time Ryan RTs one of his tweets.

Posted by DallyDoll

I love everything about this list.

Posted by MattSchwabby

@Sweep said:

@ThePickle said:

How in the hell did this guy get banned when he's doing staff endorsed top 10 lists?

Because he's a fucking idiot.

Way to take the high ground. Everyone knows that elitist mods who don't follow their own rules always leads to an awesome community.

Really hate what some of you have turned this community into. Hopefully you'll realize you're selling the entire site short when you act like this.

Posted by LinuxScouser

I've never understood his popularity. And really I don't care and it doesn't matter. Ryan likes the guy and that's his prerogative. It's still interesting to me to see these lists. I'm also in complete agreement that Tiny Tina was brilliant.

Posted by Lightningproof

Zodiac_MF owns and the fact that he is one of the few sane people to have Dishonored on their GOTY list only cements that fact.

Posted by Benny

The voice you hear in your head when you read his list determines whether or not you appreciate ZMF's stuff. THINK ON THAT.

Posted by MattSchwabby

@Nekrokreuz said:

awesome, ive been waiting for this

tiny tina is the worst fucking creation in the history of fiction. she makes anything tommy wiseau touches look like it could fill all hundred slots of the AFI top 100. also that actress wrote "a senior thesis on the female experience of a phallocentric narrative through a qualitative study of Red Dead Redemption." and one of my balls withered up and dropped off just from copy-pasting that so i don't know what the fuck

but "CHIPHEAD MOTHERFUCKERS GUNZERKING INTO A KLEENEX" is inspired so ill pretend i didnt see anything

For real dude.

Posted by 2HeadedNinja

@CaLe said:

So that's what qualified him to be featured on the site? Some people find him funny. What about users who have made actual contributions to Giant Bomb? Regularly post blogs, do awesome art work for the staff, make videos for all to enjoy. And amazingly, don't get banned.

Or the mods who have had to devote who knows how much of their time simply deleting spam so that users can have a decent experience with the site.

Oh sorry, I'm being too serious aren't I? What a humorless jerk I must be.

I would agree ... what about Fobwashed for example ... he did those amazing pixel-artworks ... or one of the guys who make the bombinations or, as you said, one of the mods ... I think its a great idea to feature a community top 10, but please someone who did something cool.

Edited by Animasta

@CaLe said:

@Animasta said:

@Cloudenvy said:

@Hailinel said:

@laserbolts said:

@CaLe said:

I am good at writing in broken English but I don't get any special privileges? Why does someone who is good at sounding angry get special privileges?

Because Ryan has a boner for him, that's why.

because hes entertaining and interesting thats why.

He is neither.

Second time today you hit the nail on the head, Hailinel!

But some people seem to enjoy this, so we should just let them have their moment!

seriously, if you don't like him, say so; but don't deride others for their enjoyment of him, because humor is subjective

So that's what qualified him to be featured on the site? Some people find him funny. What about users who have made actual contributions to Giant Bomb? Regularly post blogs, do amazing art work for the staff, make videos for all to enjoy. And amazingly, don't get banned.

Or the mods who have had to devote who knows how much of their time simply deleting spam so that users can have a decent experience with the site.

Oh sorry, I'm being too serious aren't I? What a humorless jerk I must be.

Oh, so now anyone who can photoshop Jeff on the syndicate head should get a feature now? It's the staff's call, as it always is, and I'm going to assume that they'll put up the community GOTY as a feature of the site.

Also just because mods delete spam or users can photoshop doesn't mean they necessarily have the chops to write about games, or write about them well, which many people think ZMF does; and that is subjective, of course (his lists is entertaining enough but eh), but still.

edit; also the cool part bout this is you can already find blogs by people who are engaged with the site about their top 10 of the year

and not ZMF because he was banned

Posted by motivotion

ZODIAC MF for life dude. Awesome list. MAXIMUM OWNAGE !

Posted by Miketakon

@CaLe: By your logic there should be no guest list.

Posted by CaLe

@Miketakon said:

@CaLe: By your logic there should be no guest list.

Nah, I don't think that is in line with my logic at all.

Posted by Animasta

@CaLe said:

@Miketakon said:

@CaLe: By your logic there should be no guest list.

Nah, I don't think that is in line with my logic at all.

what did E contribute? what did cowboy contribute? what did paul barnett contribute?

Posted by Oldirtybearon

@CaLe said:

@Animasta said:

@Cloudenvy said:

@Hailinel said:

@laserbolts said:

@CaLe said:

I am good at writing in broken English but I don't get any special privileges? Why does someone who is good at sounding angry get special privileges?

Because Ryan has a boner for him, that's why.

because hes entertaining and interesting thats why.

He is neither.

Second time today you hit the nail on the head, Hailinel!

But some people seem to enjoy this, so we should just let them have their moment!

seriously, if you don't like him, say so; but don't deride others for their enjoyment of him, because humor is subjective

So that's what qualified him to be featured on the site? Some people find him funny. What about users who have made actual contributions to Giant Bomb? Regularly post blogs, do awesome art work for the staff, make videos for all to enjoy. And amazingly, don't get banned.

Or the mods who have had to devote who knows how much of their time simply deleting spam so that users can have a decent experience with the site.

Oh sorry, I'm being too serious aren't I? What a humorless jerk I must be.

I'm not really sure where you get off thinking that just because you waste a ton of time on this website doing nothing that it somehow entitles you to a soapbox like the one provided to the top 10 lists. Not only that, but your butthurt pretension that it somehow validates the opinions of anyone who has one is frankly fucked up and lacking perspective.

The top 10 lists have and always will come from the people the Giant Bomb staff likes or finds funny. Their friends in the industry as well as personalities like Zodiac Motherfucker. In his case, the crew likes Zodiac Motherfucker. Therefore, he gets a list.

You can whine that you don't get one despite the fact that you feel entitled to it for... what? Editing a wiki? Doing blog posts? Writing user reviews?

Come on, son.

Posted by MattSchwabby

@crusader8463 said:

Seeing this fool get a front page article every year reminds me of how powerless the mods really are on this site sometimes. As long as someone on the staff thinks the guy is funny he gets a free pass. Can't stand double standards like that and is something that always annoyed me about how this site is run. Oh well. I'm sure someone will be along shortly to insult me or to tell me how I just don't get it.

I'd rather shit in a jar and smash it on my face than live in a world where forum moderators had editorial influence on a site. There's a difference between "double standards" and "completely separate entities."

Posted by Shady

Hey, Zodiac. I have one question for you: EXPLOSION?!

Posted by JacDG

Mass Effect 3 is the best game in the series.

Posted by august

WE SHOULD REPLACE TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY WITH TALK LIKE ZODIAC_MF DAY

Edited by anzejk

Man, this guy always makes me laugh.:D People that don't think he's funny probably love "God" a little too much or whatever. Cursing is not a mother-goddamn-fucking crime! Or is it???:O ;D

Edited by CaLe

@Animasta said:

@CaLe said:

@Miketakon said:

@CaLe: By your logic there should be no guest list.

Nah, I don't think that is in line with my logic at all.

what did E contribute? what did cowboy contribute? what did paul barnett contribute?

Because I mentioned those others who did contribute, I was saying that only those who contribute to the site should be given the privilege to be featured in a top 10? No. I'm trying to find a legitimate reason other than Ryan's bias towards this guy. I also think that those who have contributed something, anything at all, should come before a banned user -- if there is any consideration to be had at all. That's just me though. Feel free to disagree.

Posted by Mardybum15

Fucking stupid... And everyone wonders why the gaming community gets a rap for being immature

Posted by JimmyPancakes

ZODIAC you are a funny bastard.

Posted by Animasta

@CaLe: all I'm saying is that it's just a dumb list on a video game website, who gives a shit? you are proving him right by caring about it more than you need to.

Posted by hinderk

The giantbomb community sure does like to whine.

Posted by Lelcar

this is the most entertaining list to read by far.

Posted by Jazz2

Exellent as always. You just can't argue with that list.

Posted by cosi83

Ha

Posted by JJWeatherman

Hey, weird, this guy's still not funny.

Posted by evildeadron

@JJWeatherman: You are wrong Rich Gallup

Posted by CaLe

@Animasta said:

@CaLe: all I'm saying is that it's just a dumb list on a video game website, who gives a shit? you are proving him right by caring about it more than you need to.

I'm just interested in whether there is any actual logic behind it other than 'THIS IS THE REALEST MOTHER FUCKER SO HE GETS HIS OWN FUCKING LIST, FUCKER.' If not, fine. It's just a curious thing to me.

Posted by Video_Game_King

@Hailinel said:

@laserbolts said:

@CaLe said:

I am good at writing in broken English but I don't get any special privileges? Why does someone who is good at sounding angry get special privileges?

Because Ryan has a boner for him, that's why.

because hes entertaining and interesting thats why.

He is neither.

I THINK HIS FUCKING APPEAL LIES IN HOW IN YOUR FUCKING FACE HE IS WITH HIS FUCKING COMMENTARY. I'M GUESSING THAT PEOPLE LIKE HOW EVERY FUCKING WORD IS IN FUCKING CAPS AND HOW FUCKING INFORMAL THIS MAKES HIS POSTS SEEM. IT'S ALMOST LIKE HE FUCKING DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT WHETHER OR NOT YOU FUCKING READ IT. OF COURSE, THIS MAKES HIS POSTS ABRASIVE AS FUCKING HELL AND FUCKING ANNOYING TO READ, MAKING HIM THE MOST DIVISIVE MOTHERFUCKER IN THIS MOTHERFUCKING GOTY SEASON. SO ENDS MY FUCKING ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER PARODY EXPLANATION.

Posted by ffdthree

I was gonna say something negative regarding this, but then dat Far Cry 3 reasoning for it being on his list. I lost my shit.

Posted by SexVicar

Reasons why ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER is great

ZMF: FUCKS UP ALL THE SHARKS

Brad Shoemaker: Does not fuck up a single shark.

Posted by Animasta

@CaLe said:

@Animasta said:

@CaLe: all I'm saying is that it's just a dumb list on a video game website, who gives a shit? you are proving him right by caring about it more than you need to.

I'm just interested in whether there is any actual logic behind it other than 'THIS IS THE REALEST MOTHER FUCKER SO HE GETS HIS OWN FUCKING LIST, FUCKER.' If not, fine. It's just a curious thing to me.

I think you're thinking about this way harder than ryan did, he contacted people he knows that plays games and asked them to write a list (afaik).

I mean why does the IGN guy gets his own list on here? it's silly, but who cares

Posted by DeviTiffany

I will give him one thing, that's probably the best review of Far Cry 3 I've heard.

Posted by ThePickle

Pretty apt description.

Online
Posted by Mister_V

Ok, So either this guy is an out of work journalist who came up with this "Persona" for a laugh (fair play). Or he actually acts like this in real life and the next time we hear from him will be his suicide note when he shoots up a school.

Posted by MattSchwabby

@CaLe said:

@Animasta said:

@Cloudenvy said:

@Hailinel said:

@laserbolts said:

@CaLe said:

I am good at writing in broken English but I don't get any special privileges? Why does someone who is good at sounding angry get special privileges?

Because Ryan has a boner for him, that's why.

because hes entertaining and interesting thats why.

He is neither.

Second time today you hit the nail on the head, Hailinel!

But some people seem to enjoy this, so we should just let them have their moment!

seriously, if you don't like him, say so; but don't deride others for their enjoyment of him, because humor is subjective

So that's what qualified him to be featured on the site? Some people find him funny. What about users who have made actual contributions to Giant Bomb? Regularly post blogs, do awesome art work for the staff, make videos for all to enjoy. And amazingly, don't get banned.

Or the mods who have had to devote who knows how much of their time simply deleting spam so that users can have a decent experience with the site.

Oh sorry, I'm being too serious aren't I? What a humorless jerk I must be.

Just because you are an active contributor to anything doesn't mean your opinion is any good, or that anyone cares about it, and in what reality does being the biggest fan of something entitle you to be a feature of it? That's like saying someone who gets Packers season tickets should be able to fill in for Aaron Rodgers.

Posted by evildeadron

@ThePickle said:

Pretty apt description.

Indeed!

Posted by Hailinel

@ThePickle said:

Pretty apt description.

What a dumbass.

Posted by evildeadron

@MattSchwabby said:

@CaLe said:

@Animasta said:

@Cloudenvy said:

@Hailinel said:

@laserbolts said:

@CaLe said:

I am good at writing in broken English but I don't get any special privileges? Why does someone who is good at sounding angry get special privileges?

Because Ryan has a boner for him, that's why.

because hes entertaining and interesting thats why.

He is neither.

Second time today you hit the nail on the head, Hailinel!

But some people seem to enjoy this, so we should just let them have their moment!

seriously, if you don't like him, say so; but don't deride others for their enjoyment of him, because humor is subjective

So that's what qualified him to be featured on the site? Some people find him funny. What about users who have made actual contributions to Giant Bomb? Regularly post blogs, do awesome art work for the staff, make videos for all to enjoy. And amazingly, don't get banned.

Or the mods who have had to devote who knows how much of their time simply deleting spam so that users can have a decent experience with the site.

Oh sorry, I'm being too serious aren't I? What a humorless jerk I must be.

Just because you are an active contributor to anything doesn't mean your opinion is any good, or that anyone cares about it, and in what reality does being the biggest fan of something entitle you to be a feature of it? That's like saying someone who gets Packers season tickets should be able to fill in for Aaron Rodgers.

Love the analogy

Posted by thedj93

THIS THREAD IS FULL OF PUSSIES; RECOGNIZE TRUE OWNAGE!

Posted by Indiana_Jenkins

FINALLY SOMEONE ELSE NOTICED THE REAL PROBLEM OF MASS EFFECT 3. IT'S SUCH BULLSHIT THAT YOU CAN'T HOLSTER YOUR WEAPON.