Beards are visible facial follicle growth, commonly associated with adult male homo sapiens. In video games, beards are commonly found in character customization systems (i.e. Rock Band) or when pirates are involved (i.e. the Monkey Island series).
@baxterpunch: You look exactly precisely identical to the dude who works at the Speedway down the street late at night. Anyway, here's the beard, it ain't much.
@TooWalrus: Funny, I have the beard of a Speedway employee. It fits. Turns out, I'm an analyst for a telecom giant. Sometimes the world just doesn't make sense.
also, because I got MY SHIRT TODAY!! edit. i can't get it to go smaller without it cropping the hell out of it. and i don't want to re-upload it. sorry for being so 'big'
@pornstorestiffi: No offense taken. I had to google him to see who you were talking about. I honestly haven't seen my father since I was like 6 so yes It's a possibility that that my dad is lead singer of a Swedish metal band. I do eerily resemble him though, kinda odd. But I am 23 so he would have had to knock up my mom while he was 14, GOD DAMN SWEDES!
I usually only rock the goatee but I got a little lazy over the past three days. I also represent the colored people of GB. More of them should assemble.
Today I shaved and got a very short haircut. Up until today, I had hair down to my nose, and my beard was border-line Dwarven. Anyway, the only photo of me with a mustache now exists safely tucked away on my cell phone, never again to see the light of day.
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